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Annoying Battery Smoke Alarm Beep Hidden Prank
Batteries Are Definitely Included Fashion First Aid's Bleepin' Battery Annoying Battery Smoke Alarm Beep Hidden Prank is suitable to prank friends, neighbors, or family, especially those you don't share living quarters with. Just activate the device and let your friend find it. Or move it...- $ 16.95
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Bacon Scented Candle
Wake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...- $ 14.95
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Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener
Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...- $ 7.95
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Barbed Wire Toilet Paper
The Shawstank Redemption Let poop toil its way to freedom through this unforgiving Barbed Wire Toilet Paper! Get some of this tear-able TP for yourself to reenact your own poopy prison breaks, or save one for your Secret Santa recipient! Wire You Waiting On This Toilet...- $ 9.95
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Beer Belt 6 Pack Holder Black
A Special Belt For The Ultimate Six Pack Do you hate going back and forth to the cooler when you’re out camping, at the beach or just chillin’ around the fire pit? Not to mention “That Guy” who always asks for a beer just...- $ 14.95
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Beer Scented Candle
Time To Get Lit Is it just us or is there something that smells kinda weirdly good about the spilled drink strata of a dive bar counter? If you disagree, congrats on having your life more or less together, but everyone else will surely...- $ 14.95
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Body Odor Scented Candle
We Want The Funk This particular scent may not be very popular, but we assure you, it's of high rank. The Body Odor Scented Candle perfectly encapsulates the unique miasmic atmosphere of high school gym class. Perfect for satisfying the nostalgia of mothers with adult sons,...- $ 14.95
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Bubble Gum Scented Candle
How Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....- $ 14.95
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Burrito Scented Candle
Candle Asada The fresh, spicy, notes of this Burrito Scented Candle will encompass you so perfectly, you'll feel like one yourself. Indulge in savory sensory bliss all day long without the high risk of creating an inversely proportional stench in the bathroom later. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility ...- $ 14.95
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Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle
Let's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...- $ 14.95
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Car Exhaust Scented Candle
You Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...- $ 14.95
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Chewing Gum Prank Mug
Chews Wisely Got a coworker who doesn't understand the concept of personal use mugs, even when the communal mugs are like... right there? Stick it to them with this Chewing Gum Prank Mug! In addition to holding 300ml of your favorite beverage, this mug functions...- $ 19.95
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Cigarette Prank Mug
Butt Out Coworkers stealing your personal use mugs? Give 'em a nasty little surprise next time with this realistic Cigarette Prank Mug! With a capacity of 10.4 oz, this plain white ceramic mug will look unassuming on the shelf, but they'll nearly drop it...- $ 19.95
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Columbian Coffee Scented Candle
A Damn Fine Candle Even if you're not a coffee drinker, no one can deny the rich, balanced scent of this Columbian Coffee Scented Candle. Perfectly warm and bittersweet, this candle may inspire the urge to recite beat poetry or type out a screenplay...- $ 14.95
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Corn Chips Scented Candle
It Smells A-Maize-ing We're loathe to speak ill of one of the most versatile and delicious snacks known to man, but when was the last time you ate corn chips and felt full before you felt utterly defeated... yet still ached for chips? These Corn Chips Scented Candles...- $ 14.95
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Cotton Candy Scented Candle
Feel Like A Kid In A Candle Store You probably know cotton candy used to be called fairy floss, but did you know it was invented by a dentist? Seems like blatant vertical integration, doesn't it? Anyway, please buy this Cotton Candy Scented Candle, enjoy its uniquely...- $ 14.95
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Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper
Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...- $ 9.95
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Dill Pickles Scented Candle
Kind Of A Big Dill It's the ultimate consolation prize for the inflated price of deli sandwiches! But seriously, these Dill Pickles Scented Candles are popular with good reason. The fresh sweet and sour notes of this scent are guaranteed to resonate with pickle lovers,...- $ 14.95
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Disposable Fart Gas Smell Neutralizers
He Who Smelt It, Dealt With It Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his alti-tooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Fashion...- $ 19.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Replacement Sock
Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1) solitary...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Evil Genius Desk Plate
Meanwhile, At the Legion Of Doom... You didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister", now prove it with this Evil Genius Desk Plate! This is no cheaply made, run of the mill gag gift though- this authentic looking nameplate...- $ 9.95
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eXXXplicit Kit by Abracadabra NYC
Wrap It Before You Tap It Want your dirty deeds done dirt cheap? With Abracadabra's brand new eXXXplicit Kit, you can get our bestselling NSFW items at a SFW price! This kit is packed with a unique array of nude-themed novelties that are sure to be a hit...- $ 54.95
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Fake News Funny Toilet Paper
Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...- $ 9.95
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Fanny Bank
A Piggy Bank With A Plumber’s Crack Smile Let’s face it, piggy banks have been done to death, and if you just leave your change out in a drawer, your roommate is probably going to swipe it. This “Fanny Bank” prop solves these problems...- $ 19.95
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Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin w/ 7 Fart Tricks
Enjoy all the hilarity of farts without the bad smell with this fart-astic Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin. Kit includes fake poop, a fart whistle, warning signs, joke cards, noise putty and a fart bomb. This is the one gift that doesn’t stink.- $ 19.95
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Fart Scented Candle
Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em Ok, that pun was genuinely terrible. We're sorry. But not as sorry as anyone smelling this Fart Scented Candle for the first time. The sulfuric stench of this bad boy is good for two things only: pranks, and improving...- $ 14.95
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Finger Crow
Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control these...- $ 4.95
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French Fries Scented Candle
Eau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...- $ 14.95
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Fresh Linens Scented Candle
Housekeeping? Do your room the ultimate service with this Fresh Linens Scented Candle. The fresh aroma of hot-out-of-the-dryer towels is so clean and comforting, you may accidentally leave a tip for yourself on the dresser after lighting up. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility Five star...- $ 14.95
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Fried Chicken Candy
If Only It Came In Extra Crispy If it were economically feasible, they'd sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2.5 oz. of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. What the cluck? Add some savory...- $ 9.95
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Gasoline Scented Candle
Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...- $ 14.95
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Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball
Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...- $ 14.95
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Giant Inflatable Poop
Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...- $ 11.95
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Giant Round Shit Happens Mug
That's How The Dookie Crumbles Is it a reassurance or is it a threat? If black coffee is your morning go-to, it's probably both. Take it how you will, and take it as it comes with this Giant Round Shit Happens Mug! If Your...- $ 16.95
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Hand Slimitizer Fake Sanitizer Slime Prank
Kills With 99.9% Of Audience If your friends are constantly mooching your sanitizer despite suggestions to get their own, give them a taste of their own slippery medicine with Hand Slimitizer! This incognito slime looks just like your standard miniature hand sanitizer, but will slip...- $ 9.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper
Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed to make you feel...- $ 9.95
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I Pooped Today Toilet Paper
Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...- $ 9.95
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Idiot's Cube One Color Puzzle
Rube's Cube Have you ever considered how insulated thermoses know whether to keep something hot or cold? Maybe pondered why there's never been a straight pride parade? If these questions sound like the same wretched queries that keep you up at night, take the edge off with this Idiot's...- $ 9.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
Convenient Comedic Relief Some folks are never gonna understand that for you, a rubber chicken is an essential item. Maybe you're a party clown, a rodeo clown, a class clown, or not a clown at all, we don't question your motivations. But we understand...- $ 9.95
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Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee
Fancy A Shag? Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shaved? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution Fashion First Aid's Kitty Carpet: the reusable downstairs toupee merkin! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a...- $ 19.95
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Lazy Man's Beer Mug & Urinal
A Urinal-Themed Beer Stein/Mug You may have heard the saying “You don’t drink beer, you rent it.” Because let’s face it, a few minutes after taking down a tall one, chances are you are going to end up in the men’s room. So, it...- $ 19.95
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Leather Jacket Scented Candle
Smell Ya Later That's right, manly smells can be based on real-life things! One whiff of this Leather Jacket Scented Candle and the fresh, woodsy fragrance will have you hooked. Obviously it's not just for men, anyone can enjoy this bold candle! But seriously, nobody...- $ 14.95
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Liquid Ass Spray BARFume
Lose Your Lunch, In Liquid Form A surefire catalyst for the most disgusting chain reaction possible, Liquid Ass Spray's BARFume is not to be taken lightly! This foul follow-up to the original bestselling fart spray mimics the scent of puke so well, only the strongest of...- $ 14.95
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Liquid Ass Ultimate Mega Stink Sampler Kit
Spray Your Prayers Sick of buying your fake farts à la carte? There's finally a better way, much to the chagrin of your friends and family! The Liquid Ass Kit by Abracadabra NYC is a comprehensive set of unspeakable odors that are guaranteed to reduce your...- $ 49.95
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Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug
8 That The Truth? Coffee isn't the only thing that dictates how your day will start! Let the Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug reveal your innermost truth after you've downed your drink. This large porcelain mug is perfect for taking a swig right as your least...- $ 19.95
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