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'Get Lit' LED Holiday Lights Beer Glass
An LED Beer Mug For The Holidays Somedays you just need to get lit up with a tall frosty one. Especially during the holiday season. So, if you want to get lit at your next holiday gathering, then this giant beer mug might just...- $ 19.95
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3D Bat Blood Orange Scented Air Freshener
For Your Car, Cave, or Belfry Let other people have their pine tree air fresheners while you celebrate the bat! These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of prey. You never know! This...- $ 9.95
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Amp Mug
Pick Up Some Good Vibrations Get your morning buzz on with this rockin' Amp Mug! This super cool amp-shaped cup will help you forget your troubles as you sip your coffee, tea, or whatever else gets you in the flow. Makes a great gift...- $ 19.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...- $ 14.95
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Basically Dead Gravestone Candle
Disrespect Your Elders Because the joke never gets old. Unlike Grandpa. This Basically Dead Gravestone Candle is perfect for adorning the birthday cake of your favorite senior citizen, but it's also good for celebrating crotchety thirty-somethings, goths, and morticians.- $ 9.95
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Beer Cap Collection Wall Art
Coins Are For Nerds Turn any old beer into a souvenir with this Beer Cap Collection Wall Art! Keep track of your caps from every country you visit, or simply from the time you tried another brand and never went back. It's not like...- $ 29.95
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Bigfoot Nodder Head Bobble Statue
Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot? Better...- $ 18.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Black Bride to be Sash w/ Pink Lettering & Hearts
This sash is the perfect accessory for a bride-to-be! Perfect for a quirky bachelorette party, it's sure to stand out in the crowd with black fabric and pink lettering with hearts – a playful style to prep ya for the big day! Black satin...- $ 7.95
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Black Light Playing Cards
52 Light-Up These are the same standard playing cards you know and love with one important distinction: they look super sick under UV lighting! Black Light Playing Cards are a great staple to have for any party where the lights are too low for regular...- $ 11.95
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Blob Fish Stress Toy
Stressed? No Bloblem Misery loves company, and there's no better company than this Blob Fish Stress Toy! His name is Bob, and he feels you, dude. Look at his morose expression, he's right there with you. Squeeze the absolute hell out of him if you...- $ 14.95
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Blood Bath Shower Gel
You'll "B Positive"-ly Clean Now you can bathe yourself in true horror movie style, and recreate your favorite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with this ultra-realistic bag of Blood Bath Shower Gel. Forget about cocoa butter and honey jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are...- $ 19.95
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Bride To Be Heart Shaped Button
Bride Or Die We've all had a time or two where we were drawn into a "Suck for a Buck" bride to be festooned with candy suckers on a bride to be who decides to hit the local dive bar for walking around money....- $ 4.50
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Bride To Be Pink Faux Fur Bachelorette Headband
Bride To Be Headband- $ 6.50
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Cap Zappa Bottle Opener & Cap Launcher
Why Should Champagne Have All The Fun? Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener that not only opens your bottles with minimal effort but also doubles up as a cap launcher! With a projection that can span over 5 meters,...- $ 9.95
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Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade
Turns Your Car Into A UFO You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade provides the perfect cover. A Sunshade To Protect...- $ 29.95
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Chattering Chompers Classic Wind Up Toy
Is It Cold In Here? A lot of human beings will chatter their teeth when they are frightened or cold. This is one of those age-old homo sapien features that lends itself over to the mirth of practical joke props like this pair of...- $ 6.95
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Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener
It's For Your Own Good, Kitty Just because this poor baby can't help licking his wounds doesn't mean you can't help the permeating dead fish smell in your car! This Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener is the perfect air-clearing accessory for any vehicle in need...- $ 9.95
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Disco Ball Mug
Get On Down With Your Morning Brew When your night fever turns into a love hangover, nothing helps you get up and boogie like the Disco Ball Mug! Seriously, imagine being cranky drinking your coffee out of this groovy mug. No matter what the 9 to 5...- $ 19.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Evil Genius Desk Plate
Meanwhile, At the Legion Of Doom... You didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister", now prove it with this Evil Genius Desk Plate! This is no cheaply made, run of the mill gag gift though- this authentic looking nameplate...- $ 9.95
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Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag
Bang For Your Buck Suspect someone is dipping into your hard earned cash? Would-be thieves will get what they paid for with this Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag! Just load it with strip caps, wait for someone to open it, and they'll be met...- $ 9.95
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F*ckboy Stress Toy
Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress!- $ 14.95
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Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag
Shots Fired... Or Were They? Your friend's windshield will be fine, but you'll shatter their mind with this Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag! With this simple-yet-effective gag, you can make any car or home look like it's been pumped full of lead. Transparent decals measure...- $ 4.50
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Finger Cat Paw
Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...- $ 4.95
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Finger Hand
This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...- $ 4.95
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Finger Unicorn
A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...- $ 2.95
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Gay Bar Rose Scented Soap
What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...- $ 13.95
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Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle
The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...- $ 29.95
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Gnome Squirrel Feeder
That Gnome Sure Goes Through A Lot Of Nuts Have you given up on trying to get rid of squirrels? Why not make them part of your garden decorations. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder will make them look just like living garden gnomes. Give Your...- $ 32.95
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Grossly Realistic Fake Barf Gag
Found: Lost Lunch Replicate the look and feel of barf with our Grossly Realistic Fake Barf Gag! Make your gag gift a 'piece of cake' (or rather gravy) with this icky-looking 'vomit' that will have your friends and family laughing out loud! Perfect for...- $ 6.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
It Behooves Your Hand To, You Know, Be Hooves Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain... MAGIC! You need Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet! Handicorn will transform your former fist into the...- $ 14.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Desk Plate
Channel Your Inner Lumbergh Are you a tyrannical CEO? A smart-ass underling, maybe? Did you just draw your boss for Secret Santa and this is legit the only thing you know about them? If you said yes to any of these, this I Am The...- $ 9.95
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Illuminati Deluxe Musky Hegemony Air Freshener
Don't Blame A Conspiracy, It's Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky Who's to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you've got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky...- $ 9.95
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Inflatable John
Experience endless possibilities with Inflatable John, the ultimate love doll! Soft, durable, and easy to use, this playful companion will bring excitement and laughter to any occasion. With Inflatable John, love is just a pump away! (Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles.)- $ 29.95
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Inflatable Judy
Get ready for some inflatable fun with Judy the love doll! With her quirky charm and playful personality, she's sure to bring some extra excitement to your next party or event. Just inflate and watch the laughs roll in. No judgement here - just...- $ 29.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
Convenient Comedic Relief Some folks are never gonna understand that for you, a rubber chicken is an essential item. Maybe you're a party clown, a rodeo clown, a class clown, or not a clown at all, we don't question your motivations. But we understand...- $ 9.95
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Inflatable Turkey
Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...- $ 18.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Show The World Your Inner Unicorn! Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap...- $ 14.95
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Itching Powder Prank
A Rash Decision The perfect itchy surprise for that special someone. With a few shakes of this Itching Powder Prank, they'll be itching for more. Surprise and prank with confidence - Itch Powder won't let you down!- $ 3.95
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Jumbo Comb
A Hair's Best Tool Did you know we didn't have combs in the olden days? There were just a couple of tools used to make the hair straight and less tangled. One of those tools made from fish bones and ivory. Right now, we...- $ 4.95
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
Don't Lose Your Lunch Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags will have potential thieves trying to...- $ 4.95
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Micro Penis Mug
Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.- $ 19.95
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Mini Garden Gnomes for Potted Plants
Set of four legendary gnomes designed to guard and protect the earth's treasures underneath each and every plant pot!- $ 24.95
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Miracle Fortune Telling Fish
Harness the power of the seas with this Miracle Fortune Telling Fish! Get uncanny predictions with a simple flick of their fin. Guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and good times, the Miracle Fish never fails to deliver!- $ 3.95
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Money On A String Grabber Button Gag
The Bane Of All Penny Pinchers Wanna play a prank? Get some money on the ground with this Money On A String Grabber Button Gag. It'll start out like free money, but when they try to grab it...aha! Pranked! Time to start counting those...- $ 3.95
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