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No Tear Toilet Paper

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$ 7.95
Add A Little Panic To Sitting On The Throne Modern science has come up with a lot of great inventions. From space age polymers that let us send men into space, to supercomputers that let us enjoy millions of internet memes. Though one of the less sung creations of modern...
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Add A Little Panic To Sitting On The Throne

Modern science has come up with a lot of great inventions. From space age polymers that let us send men into space, to supercomputers that let us enjoy millions of internet memes. Though one of the less sung creations of modern science is No-Tear Toilet Paper. It is made from a special material that looks and feels like real toilet paper, but simply will not tear off. It’s perfect for pranks and parties, not to mention decorating the neighbor's trees.

A Single Roll Of One-Ply

This No-Tear-Toilet paper looks like single ply TP, but after one use, there won’t be anyone hoarding it during the next pandemic. You get one roll neatly wrapped in a plastic bag. This makes it easy to display on your bathroom, a friend’s bathroom, or just leaving an unpleasant surprise behind when you pop in to visit your frenemy.

IN STORE PICKUP
Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC. You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.

SHIPPING METHODS
USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
For sanitary reason and due to the nature of the items we sell, unfortunately all transactions are final. No refunds, returns or exchange. Exchanges (if applicable) We only replace items if they are defective or damaged by the manufacturer. If you need to exchange an item(s), please contact us immediately

There are certain situations where only refunds are granted (if applicable with management's discretion)

Any item that is delivered damaged or with missing parts, please leave product untouched/unused and contact us immediately
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