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30th Inappropriate 3D Birthday CardCelebrate their 2nd annual 29th birthday in style. “29 + 1” is a hilarious 3D greeting card for any 30-year-old wishing they could drink all night… from the fountain of youth. The front cover features a purple brick wall and bright pink neon sign...
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All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs CardPut their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...
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Barry Happy Birthday Inappropriate 3D Greeting CardThe surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...
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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...
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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting CardCelebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...
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Hey, Fuck You Inappropriate 3D Greeting CardEveryone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level. Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” on the front cover of...
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Make It Rain Inappropriate 3D Stripper CardGive that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles. The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your dirty pop up...
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Marijuana Pot Leaf 3D Weed Greeting CardNo good pothead ever runs dry on supply. This is for the dedicated. Our 3d weed greeting card will give any blunt-loving smoker the headiest laugh since their first taste of “the marijuana”. The outside of this hilarious 420 card features a pot leaf...
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Naughty Knockers Inappropiate 3D Boobs CardGive that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner. The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy...
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Pot Plant 3D Weed Plant Themed CardThe Second Best Kind Of Weed Card Give a stoner the only thing sweeter than an apple bong...Some dank ass ganja. This Pot Plant 3D Weed Plant Themed Card doesn’t bother hiding what’s inside. A big marijuana leaf on the front cover will have...
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: Brown)Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...
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