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Bacon Scented CandleWake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...
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Beer Scented CandleTime To Get Lit Is it just us or is there something that smells kinda weirdly good about the spilled drink strata of a dive bar counter? If you disagree, congrats on having your life more or less together, but everyone else will surely...
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Body Odor Scented CandleWe Want The Funk This particular scent may not be very popular, but we assure you, it's of high rank. The Body Odor Scented Candle perfectly encapsulates the unique miasmic atmosphere of high school gym class. Perfect for satisfying the nostalgia of mothers with adult sons,...
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Bubble Gum Scented CandleHow Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....
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Burrito Scented CandleCandle Asada The fresh, spicy, notes of this Burrito Scented Candle will encompass you so perfectly, you'll feel like one yourself. Indulge in savory sensory bliss all day long without the high risk of creating an inversely proportional stench in the bathroom later. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility ...
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Buttered Popcorn Scented CandleLet's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...
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Car Exhaust Scented CandleYou Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...
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Colombian Coffee Scented CandleA Damn Fine Candle Even if you're not a coffee drinker, no one can deny the rich, balanced scent of this Colombian Coffee Scented Candle. Perfectly warm and bittersweet, this candle may inspire the urge to recite beat poetry or type out a screenplay...
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Corn Chips Scented CandleIt Smells A-Maize-ing We're loathe to speak ill of one of the most versatile and delicious snacks known to man, but when was the last time you ate corn chips and felt full before you felt utterly defeated... yet still ached for chips? These Corn Chips Scented Candles...
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Cotton Candy Scented CandleFeel Like A Kid In A Candle Store You probably know cotton candy used to be called fairy floss, but did you know it was invented by a dentist? Seems like blatant vertical integration, doesn't it? Anyway, please buy this Cotton Candy Scented Candle, enjoy its uniquely...
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Dill Pickles Scented CandleKind Of A Big Dill It's the ultimate consolation prize for the inflated price of deli sandwiches! But seriously, these Dill Pickles Scented Candles are popular with good reason. The fresh sweet and sour notes of this scent are guaranteed to resonate with pickle lovers,...
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Fart Scented CandleRectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em Ok, that pun was genuinely terrible. We're sorry. But not as sorry as anyone smelling this Fart Scented Candle for the first time. The sulfuric stench of this bad boy is good for two things only: pranks, and improving...
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French Fries Scented CandleEau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...
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Fresh Linens Scented CandleHousekeeping? Do your room the ultimate service with this Fresh Linens Scented Candle. The fresh aroma of hot-out-of-the-dryer towels is so clean and comforting, you may accidentally leave a tip for yourself on the dresser after lighting up. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility Five star...
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Gasoline Scented CandleGimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...
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Leather Jacket Scented CandleSmell Ya Later That's right, manly smells can be based on real-life things! One whiff of this Leather Jacket Scented Candle and the fresh, woodsy fragrance will have you hooked. Obviously it's not just for men, anyone can enjoy this bold candle! But seriously, nobody...
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Mary Jane Scented CandleIt'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...
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Money Scented CandleA Rich And Powerful Fragrance Longing for the good ol' days of cash transactions? Or maybe trying to simulate what it feels like to sleep on a pile of money? Are you trying to impress a wealthy client who's coming over for dinner, sitcom style?...
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Nacho Cheese Scented CandleNa'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...
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Ramen Noodles Scented CandleSend Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...
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Rotting Flesh Scented CandleStinky Doesn't Begin To Cut It Look, you must have your reasons for wanting this Rotting Flesh Scented Candle. Maybe you're running a high-end haunted house and you want some authenticity, or you teach Forensics and you need this for the murder-most-foul unit of your...
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Skunk Scented CandleA Little Musky Why make a Skunk Scented Candle? 'Cause getting sprayed by a real skunk is great for getting you out of obligations and keeping others out of your immediate personal space, but it's also the stinkier version of getting tear gassed. Just think... you can skip the...
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Spawn of the Devil Scented CandleSatan's Little Helper The nicest thing we can say about this Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle is that it's probably the most creative conceptual scent out there, and it's not quite as soul-killing as Rotting Flesh. It's still pretty rancid and somehow smells like...
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Timber! Scented CandleWooden It Be Nice? It's fresh, it's earthy, and it evokes the comfort of a log cabin getaway. The only thing this candle doesn't feature that it really should is Kesha. Grab a Timber! Scented Candle, close your eyes, and fantasize about able-bodied lumberjacks. Don't be...
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Urine Scented CandleThis Candle Is Number One Whether you’re planning an ill-advised office prank, attempting to drive out a high maintenance roommate, or trying to mask a different smell in your room (BTW, your parents already know you smoke weed), we don’t question or judge your...
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Vomit Scented CandleThe Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...
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Wet Grass Scented CandleWhat That Candle Dew? Make it a classy, grassy affair with this Wet Grass Scented Candle. Maybe you live in a dense urban area and miss the smell of nature, maybe you're a person who genuinely loves mowing the lawn, or maybe you're a...
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