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33” Colden Burried Tombstone

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A Very Punny Tombstone What do you want written on your tombstone. Something funny like the classic, "Here lies Less More. Four slugs from a .44. No Less. No More."? Yeah, a funny tombstone is the way to go. Pun intended. That's why this Colden Burried gravestone is so awesome....
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A Very Punny Tombstone

What do you want written on your tombstone. Something funny like the classic, "Here lies Less More. Four slugs from a .44. No Less. No More."? Yeah, a funny tombstone is the way to go. Pun intended. That's why this Colden Burried gravestone is so awesome. He is both cold and buried after all. It is the perfect way to decorate your faux cemetery. Combine this with some other funny and creepy grave markers and you have yourself a very creepy display for All Hallows Eve. One that will catch the eye of passers by and give them the chills.

RIP Colden

I don't know who Colden was in life, but I hear he was as cold in life as he is in death. RIP Colden. RIP. You will be missed. Combine this with a few other tombstones, add a raven or two, maybe a crow, some cob webs and a skeleton and you are all set. Nothing is more spooky than walking through a graveyard at night, the moonlight shining down, with the fall chill in the air and that creepy feeling that someone is watching you. I'm shivering just thinking about it.

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