Santa's Pee Break Ugly Christmas Sweater

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

Potty training children are often told that everyone poops and pees. This seems to make it okay for them to join in the fun. Of course, joining in the fun is exactly what this ugly Santa’s Pee Break Sweater does in spades. It depicts Jolly Old St. Nick relieving himself by peeing his moniker in a snowbank.

An Ugly Sweater That’s Good For A Laugh

One of the problems with a lot of classic “Ugly Sweaters” is that they are outrageously loud and bright, without actually making any sort of funny statement. They are just festooned with hideous graphics that make you want to rip your retina out for having seen them. This “Ugly Sweater” is softer in tone, while adding a little bit of holiday mirth to the image. It’s also made from very soft fabrics that are comfortable to wear for hours on end. It’s the perfect way to stand out and start a conversation at the office holiday party.

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