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Shove it! Pen Set

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Novelties
$ 19.95 $ 16.95
A Gag Pen Holder That Lets People Know Where To Put It With Style Telling someone to “Shove It!” or “Stick It Up Your Butt” sometimes isn’t enough to get your point across. When you need a little something extra, you can turn to this Shove It Pen Set. Not...
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A Gag Pen Holder That Lets People Know Where To Put It With Style

Telling someone to “Shove It!” or “Stick It Up Your Butt” sometimes isn’t enough to get your point across. When you need a little something extra, you can turn to this Shove It Pen Set. Not only does it look like an unclothed but, but when you insert the pen it makes a very real-sounding, very loud farting sound!

A Butt-Shaped Pen Holder & Pen In One

Everyone hates it when someone steals their pen. You don’t have to worry about that with this Shove It pen set. Not only does the butt make a realistic farting sound when you insert the pen where the sun don’t shine, but it has a chain connecting it securely to your desk.

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Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC. You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.

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USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
For sanitary reason and due to the nature of the items we sell, unfortunately all transactions are final. No refunds, returns or exchange. Exchanges (if applicable) We only replace items if they are defective or damaged by the manufacturer. If you need to exchange an item(s), please contact us immediately

There are certain situations where only refunds are granted (if applicable with management's discretion)

Any item that is delivered damaged or with missing parts, please leave product untouched/unused and contact us immediately
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