This Guy Needs To Quit Clowning Around
For those who suffer from a crippling fear of all things clown, this standing clown is a nightmare come to life. Clowns are supposed to be fun right? Right? That was the original idea anyway, but let's face it, they have always been more horrifying than fun. They make kids cry and adults wet their pants. This clown is perhaps one of the scariest I've see. That green hair, the snarling grimace with half rotten teeth and dead eyes all add up to one evil circus act. And this is NOT the greatest show on Earth. Why? Why would someone dress themselves up like this?
Coulrophobia To The Max
Interesting fact. Coulrophobia is the common name for those who have a genuine fear of clowns. Taking a look at this freak show, you can see why someone would fear them. If you decorate with this clown, your neighbors are going to be absolutely terrified. It will probably even scare you every time you encounter it. That face is so oddly frightening and the brightly colored clown outfit just accentuates it. You see this creepy clown and you just want to run.
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