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Tin Foil Hat

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THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH

One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day. This mylar hat fits most adult heads, and comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to hold it in place. You’ll look stylish under the most harsh psychic assault attempts that “they” can throw at you! When we wore it to the grocery store, we noticed 20% less mind control and lots of jealous stares. Illustrated box.

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All deliveries and pick up are pending approval and merchandise availability. All orders ship same or next business day, Monday-Friday excluding holidays. Contact store for express shipping options. Standard orders shipped may be delivered on Saturday if offered by your local post office. Standard shipping typically arrives in 3 business days. Rural and remote areas may incur longer delivery times. Our carriers DO NOT require a signature. If you are not home, the package will be left at your address. Watch for emails from our company. Check your spam folder, as our emails do sometimes end up there. We may need additional information to process your order. Pick up orders items that are not collected within 90 days of original purchase date will be restocked. Please contact store if additional pick up days are needed.
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