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Grow Your Own Boobs
"Get the ultimate DIY experience with Grow Your Own Boobs! Simply add water and watch them grow. No need for expensive surgeries or uncomfortable push-up bras. Embrace your natural self (and give your admirers something to enjoy)."- $ 5.95
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Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask
"Stay incognito and sassy with the Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask. This playful accessory keeps your secret safe while you catch some Z's. Wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world (or at least your morning coffee). No need to tell anyone,...- $ 9.95
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Ring for Sex Desk Bell
Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.- $ 10.95
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Grow Some Balls
"Get ready to have some fun with Grow Some Balls! This unique product allows you to grow your own balls (literally) with just water. No more playing with boring old balls, now you can make your own! Simply add water and watch them grow....- $ 4.95
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Bitch Voodoo Doll
"Hex the haters with the Bitch Voodoo Doll in a fierce pink hue. This quirky doll lets you take back control and poke fun at the negativity surrounding you. Perfect for a sassy and confident queen (or king) looking to add some humor to...- $ 11.95
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Grow A Girlfriend
Need a girlfriend? No problem! With Grow A Girlfriend, the possibilities are endless! Simply add water and watch as your new companion grows before your very eyes. Say goodbye to lonely nights and hello to a quirky, fun-filled relationship. (No more swiping right!)- $ 6.95
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Trunk In My Junk Fake Giant Penis Padding For Underwear
Teeny Weeny? Missing Package? Shameful Shrinkage? The solution is Fashion First Aid's Trunk In My Junk Fake Giant Penis Padding For Underwear! Women do it all the time with padded bras, spandex shapewear, and other mysterious artifacts. Some people call it false advertising, while other...- $ 19.95
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Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee
Fancy A Shag? Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shaved? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution Fashion First Aid's Kitty Carpet: the reusable downstairs toupee merkin! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a...- $ 19.95
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Flashy Naughty Veil
For The Bride Who Needs Something New Before she walks down the aisle, take her out in style! This is a must-have for your bride-to-be parties with flashy gold and silver penis-shaped confetti sewn into a standard veil. Includes: 1 white veil with gold...- $ 19.95
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Naughty Tiara
Schlong Live The Queen Be crowned monarch of the members with this beautiful and very classy looking Naughty Tiara! Let the coronation ceremony begin! The guest of honor will be more than fashionable with this colorful tiara. All hail the princess of the party!...- $ 13.95
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Get Me Drunk Sash
Three Words To Get Three Sheets A black sash which reads, “GET ME DRUNK!” in blue lettering. Great for birthday, bachelor, and bachelorette parties, as well as retirement or divorce parties. Great for any event where you want the guest of honor to receive...- $ 18.95
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Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition
Color Me Bad Admit it, your old school supplies aren't cutting it for your NSFW drawings. Sure, there's a grey in there, but the blue undertones just don't capture the true color of GILF bush. Luckily, Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition has got you covered! With explicit hues like Anal...- $ 13.95
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Boob Beer Pong Balls
Don't Let The Party Go Tits Up The quintessential hallmark of a bachelor party attended by the least eligible bachelors you know, Boob Beer Pong Balls are your breast bet for entertainment! Whether you have boobs, love boobs, or both, these balls are sure to distract...- $ 19.95
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Inflatable Exotic Dancer Kitchen Apron
Make cooking and grilling more fun with this Inflatable Exotic Dancer Kitchen Apron! Featuring a hilarious design, this apron will get your inner party started and spice up your time in the kitchen.- $ 19.95
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Dick Hoopla Ring Toss Novelty Game
Enjoy a hilarious twist on the classic ring toss game with the Willy Hoopla Ring Toss Novelty Game. Offering added excitement and a touch of raunchiness, this game is sure to be a hit at parties or social gatherings. Try your luck at getting...- $ 10.95
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Ex Wife Plush Voodoo Doll
Get back at your ex with this best-selling Ex Wife Plush Voodoo Doll! Take out your frustrations with the included pins, and settle the score without lifting a finger. Don't get mad, get even!- $ 11.95
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Squishy Stress Schlong
Introducing Stress Willy: the lovable, squishable companion for all your stress relief needs! Whack it, squeeze it, or bash it–this little guy always bounces back! Keep him around for a good laugh with friends, but maybe don't let Mom catch you!- $ 10.95
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Re-Useable Boobie Hand Warmers
Introducing the "Hand-warmer Boobs"—the perfect stocking stuffer or filler for those seeking an amusing and warm Christmas gift! These fun and unique hand warmers are designed to look like inviting breasts and provide the perfect dose of humor and warmth on chilly winter days....- $ 9.95
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Dick Novelty Plush Voodoo Doll
Make your feelings known with the Willy Novelty Voodoo Doll. Lay your stress and worries to rest with our pins that let you stab 'em where it hurts! Don't get mad, get even! Have a laugh as you settle the score.- $ 11.95
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Human Torso Novelty Mug
Satisfy your thirst and your curiosity with the Human Torso Novelty Mug! Get up close and personal with this HOT cup of tea—it's shaped like a ripped male torso! With this mug, you can enjoy your tea while getting your daily dose of eye...- $ 9.95
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Rainbow Weener Kleener
Soap For Your Rope When the forecast calls for showers in the lower regions, take to the tub with this vibrant Rainbow Weener Kleener! This rainbow ring of soap is conveniently shaped for practicing thorough personal hygiene and smells as great as it looks. Doesn't...- $ 16.95
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Cannabis Leaf Black Novelty Condom
Weed Better Be Safe Keep you and your bud well-protected with these Cannabis Leaf Black Novelty Condoms! These standard latex condoms feature a silver-and-red cannabis leaf print package. Perfect for keeping things safe after the smoke sesh. Playful Prophylactics For All Occasions Callvin Don't...- $ 6.95
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Suck Me Novelty Condom
Workin' On My Bite Moves Keep those nocturnal creature emissions in check with these Suck Me Novelty Condoms! These standard latex condoms feature a vampire-inspired "Suck Me" print wrapper and are perfect for sealing the deal before you drain some blood, among other things. Playful...- $ 6.95
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Netflix and Chill Novelty Condom
Are You Still Watching? Ready for some actual physical activity after the binge-watching marathon? These Netflix and Chill Novelty Condoms are the perfect nightcap! These standard latex condoms are playfully decorated with a Netflix inspired logo wrapper- perfect for keeping your "streaming service" to...- $ 6.95
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Don't Panic, It's Orgasmic Novelty Condom
Stone 'N Bone No need to be paranoid while you two are in-da-couch with these Don't Panic, It's Orgasmic Novelty Condoms! These standard latex condoms feature a 420 inspired graphic wrapper that'll have 'em giggling even more than they already are. Playful Prophylactics For All...- $ 6.95
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I'm Pickle Prick - Novelty Condom
Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen He turned himself into a pickle, man. Celebrate the undisputed pinnacle of comedy with these I'm Pickle Prick - Novelty Condoms! Decorated with Rick and Morty inspired packaging, these standard latex condoms are not going to make your junk look...- $ 6.95
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Blow Job Undies
Introducing Blow Job Undies - the perfect solution for awkward underwear fumbles. Get straight to the good stuff with these new, easy access undies. No more interruptions or distractions - just pure pleasure. Say goodbye to traditional underwear and hello to a whole new...- $ 11.95
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The Boss Voodoo Chopping Board
Unleash the boss in you with our Voodoo Chopping Board! Made to handle even the toughest cuts, this board is not just your ordinary kitchen tool. Show off your kitchen skills with a touch of humor and magic - voodoo style! (No actual voodoo...- $ 14.95
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Man Flu Bell
This Man Flu Bell is designed with male-specific features to provide sympathy for the exaggerated flu symptoms experienced by men. Crafted with an extra loud bell, it's perfect for alerting others to the presence of a sick man in need. A must-have for any...- $ 11.95
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Blow Job Tissues
Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...- $ 8.95
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Boobie Basketball Game
Add some bouncy fun to your game night with Boobie Basketball! Take a break from the ordinary and score with this quirky game. Perfect for parties or just for a silly night in. (Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter!)- $ 4.95
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PMS Chopping Board
Take out your anger on the PMS Chopping board! This quirky chopping board turns meal prep into a cathartic experience. Let out your frustrations while creating delicious dishes. Don't bottle up your emotions, chop them away with the PMS Chopping board!- $ 13.95
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Ring for Sex Bell
Need a little help initiating some frisky fun? This cheeky Ring for Sex Bell has got you covered! Just give it a ring, and watch your partner come running. With this playful accessory, you'll never have a dull moment in the bedroom. (Seriously, this...- $ 9.95
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After Sex Tissues
Clean up with ease after a naughty night. This novelty box comes with the perfect tissue to help you quickly clean up after all your wild adventures. Pick up a box for yourself or get one for a friend; either way you'll never find...- $ 7.95
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Little Willy Condoms
"Pack a big surprise with Little Willy Condoms! Don't let insecurities get in the way of pleasure - these condoms are perfect for any size. With a playful name and reliable protection, you're sure to leave them wanting more. (No, seriously, it's little -...- $ 4.95
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Inflatable Instant Boob Job
Boost your confidence instantly with the Inflatable Instant Boob Job! Just inflate for a fuller chest in seconds. Perfect for special occasions or every day use. Say goodbye to push-up bras and hello to a natural, enhanced look. No more underwire discomfort or expensive...- $ 6.95
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Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug
8 That The Truth? Coffee isn't the only thing that dictates how your day will start! Let the Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug reveal your innermost truth after you've downed your drink. This large porcelain mug is perfect for taking a swig right as your least...- $ 19.95
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Cigarette Prank Mug
Butt Out Coworkers stealing your personal use mugs? Give 'em a nasty little surprise next time with this realistic Cigarette Prank Mug! With a capacity of 10.4 oz, this plain white ceramic mug will look unassuming on the shelf, but they'll nearly drop it...- $ 19.95
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Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can
Eat A Dick, Secret Santa Nothing brings more happenis than Fashion First Aid's Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can. Gone are the days of stale looking foreign produced potato chips in a can with plastic coated springs supposedly resembling snakes jumping out. Get the same...- $ 28.95
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Grow a Toy Boy
Get ready to have some fun and grow your very own Toy Boy! With this clever product, you can watch your Toy Boy grow from a tiny figurine to a full-sized toy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a playful and quirky sense of humor....- $ 6.95
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Bush Bar Soap
Grade-A Carpet Cleaner Celebrate your body hair with this scented Bush Bar Soap! It’ll leave you feeling fresh and liberated from the beauty standards of today! Instead, you can celebrate your body hair with this scented soap. Soap To Make Your Trail Even Happier...- $ 9.95
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100 Ways to Eat Cock Recipe Cards
Chicks Love Someone Who Can Cook Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These 100 Ways to Eat Cock Recipe Cards are a kitchen staple for insatiable dirty birds like you! You'll find 100 unique ways to cook, season, and serve up...- $ 14.95
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Sperm Egg Fryer
Get a little creative in the kitchen with our Sperm Egg Fryer! Not just for frying eggs, it can also be used as a quirky cookie cutter! Have some fun and add a playful twist to your cooking routine. (And don't worry, it's food...- $ 9.95
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Ugly People Sex Bag
Get down and dirty with our Ugly People Sex Bag! This bag is perfect for those who like to spice things up in the bedroom by having sex with not-so-conventionally-attractive individuals. Feel the excitement of breaking away from societal norms and embrace the unique...- $ 9.95
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Unwanted Gross Hair Prank Kit
It's A Family-Of-Hair Whether you need a personalized Secret Santa present for your hairiest coworker, or maybe a passive-aggressive message to send your roommate after they leave the bathroom sink looking like the floor of a barber shop, Fashion First Aid's Ode to Unwanted Hair Gross...- $ 19.95
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Boob Pop-It Toy
The Breast Form Of Stress Relief The weirdly satisfying sensation of popping bubble wrap plus the glorious gratification of grabbing boobs, together at last in the form of a Boob Pop-It Toy! Squeeze and pop your way to your zen place, or gift it...- $ 16.95
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Bride-To-Be Bar Dare Stickers
For The Boldest Of Bride-To-Be's Bride-to-Be’s Bar Dare Stickers is the perfect game for a Bachelorette Party headed for a night out on the town. The dare stickers are shaped like diamond rings and are a fun and updated version of the usual dares...- $ 10.95
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