Tin Foil Hat for Paranoid Humans
THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day. This...
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Pot Leaf Mini-Mug Shot Glass
Coffee Or Crossfade? This Pot Leaf Mini-Mug Shot Glass is an adorable addition to your barware collection! Measuring approximately 2.5 oz, this unique mug-style shot glass features an all-over marijuana leaf print and it's perfect for portioning out alcohol, espresso,...
$ 12.95 $ 7.95
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Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper
Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Hilarious Cheeseburger Mug
You'll Want Fries With This Mug Make sure each morning is stacked in your favor with this Hilarious Cheeseburger Mug! This colorful ceramic mug is painted so realistically, you may be craving a real burger by the time you finish...
$ 29.95 $ 24.95
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The Willy Warmer
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The Willy Warmer
Keep Your Nether-Regions Warm & Cozy There are other ways to solve the problem posed by the song Baby It’s Cold Outside. One effective way is to give the chilled gentleman this warm knit Willie Warmer. It is made from...
$ 19.95 $ 14.95
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Emergency Hipster Beards - Brown, Black & Red 3 Pack
Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.
$ 29.95 $ 19.95
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Pot Leaf Squishy Hemp Scented Stress Toy
Meet your new best BUD! Slow rising 5" tall, hemp-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.
$ 14.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
DEFLATE SERIOUS SITUATIONS WITH AN INFLATABLE RUBBER CHICKEN Any serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into...
$ 9.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time, it’s also a popular animal! This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Goat noisemaker includes four sounds — scream, bleat, kids and goats. Press the...
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Horse Hooves
Gallop away to your dreams with these latex Horse Hooves. Simply slip them on over your hands, and you're off! Complete your look with a latex horse mask, so no one will know you are secretly a human. Hooves sold...
$ 38.95
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Good Time Ganja Throne LED Gnome
A 420 Gift That Gno One Can Resist The Good Time Ganja Throne LED Gnome is the unique centerpiece you never knew you needed! This chilled-out garden dweller rests on a giant light up marijuana leaf that measures approximately a square...
$ 84.95
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Zen As F*ck Mug
Everything Zen? You meditated for five whole minutes today, now flaunt your newfound nirvana in everyone's face with this Zen As F*ck Mug! This white ceramic mug is inscribed with that timeless message, is dishwasher and microwave safe, and has...
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Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper
Don't Fancy Nancy? Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper. Sure to be a great addition to your bathroom! The #1 tissue for political issues. Opinions are like a well, you know the rest! A natural successor to our best-selling Obama TP.
$ 16.95 $ 12.95
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Drag Queen Garden Gnome
Gnomeless Gardens Are Such A Drag Don't be a drag, be a gnome queen. MISS DRAG GNOME QUEEN. This GNOME is proud to be themselves, unapologetically, always!. This badass is over 9 inches tall and sure to bring you all...
$ 44.95 $ 34.95
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The Crazy for Cookies Coffee Mug
A Cookie Holder Coffee Mug While most people think of donuts as coffee’s loyal companion, a great many people love dunking their favorite cookies deep in a steaming hot cup of Joe. If this sounds like you, and you are...
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The Toilet Shot Glass Set (2 pack)
Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day...
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The Bite Me Shark Mug
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The Bite Me Shark Mug
A Cartoon Shark Mug With A Toothy Handle This novelty shark mug is styled to look very much like the iconic great white shark of movies and monster lore. To that point the handle of the mug is discretely tucked...
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Dinosaur Coffee Connoi-Saur Mug
A Dinosaur Themed Mug For An Avid Coffee Lover This ceramic mug is painted in white and green with a handle that has been styled to look like the long neck of a cartoon brontosaurus. On the face it reads...
$ 19.95 $ 14.95
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I've Cut Back to Just One Cup XL Mug
An XL Coffee Mug That Staggers The Imagination If you absolutely need a giant vat of coffee to start your day, but a bucket of black coffee isn’t completely appropriate at home or work, then this monstrous coffee mug might...
$ 29.95 $ 24.95
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The Ninja Coffee Mug
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The Ninja Coffee Mug
A Comically Styled Ninja Coffee Mug Ninjas may have first risen to notoriety in 15th Century feudal Japan, but they have since grown in popularity to the point that they are a recognized icon the world over. You can find...
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Slingshot Poo: High Flying Stinker
A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like...
$ 7.95 $ 4.95
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Super Dad Coffee Mug With Cape
When your dad simply couldn't be more super, give him this Super Dad Mug. The mug comes complete with superhero cape so he will remember how loved he is with every cuppa. Just remember to make him one every now...
$ 29.95 $ 19.95
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Dirty Bitch Soap
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Dirty Bitch Soap
Know someone who, quite frankly, needs to clean up their act? That can be an awkward situation. Luckily, we've created the perfect comedy gift, now in a vivid pink with lots of sparkles to take the edge off your insult....
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
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Giant Mug Dirty Words
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Giant Mug Dirty Words
George Carlin's Kinda Mug Okay, it may not feature all seven of the words you can't say on the radio, but this Giant Dirty Words Mug is still covered top to bottom with plenty of profanity! This durable black ceramic mug...
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Sudoku Game Toilet Paper
Puzzle While You Poop The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! Featuring 200 sheets of real sudoku puzzles printed on comfortable 3-ply paper, this Sudoku...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Idiot's Cube One Color Puzzle
Rube's Cube Have you ever considered how insulated thermoses know whether to keep something hot or cold? Maybe pondered why there's never been a straight pride parade? If these questions sound like the same wretched queries that keep you up at night, take the edge...
$ 19.95 $ 12.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper
Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Rainbow Dick Suckers Lollipops
Suck the rainbow with this set of six 20g dick-shaped sucker. Flavors include: strawberry, orange, banana, lime, blue raspberry, and grape.
$ 19.95
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High Visibility Reflective Skeleton Gloves
Hi-Vis gloves with reflective skeleton print. Black, stretchy, warm, one size fits all. Super reflective print – highly visible. Be seen at night and be a little scary. Easy and convenient way to improve your visibility. Be seen, be safe...
$ 24.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) boxes look a...
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Yodeling Pickle
THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the...
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Pickle Air Freshener
TURN YOUR DAILY COMMUTE INTO A “DILLY” COMMUTE During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This...
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I'm Already Disturbed Sign
From the philosophical musings of the Alchemist himself and the artists of the Alchemy studios, come the profound and essential pearls of wisdom. This enameled metal sign comes pre-strung to hang anywhere. Enameled, steel plate printed sign with original Alchemy Studios...
$ 10.95
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
The inflatable arm Lovecraft would have loved Cthulhu is a mythical dark god from another dimension that every nerd knows about. This 3' (91 cm) x 7" (17.8 cm) diameter vinyl Inflatable Cthulhu Arm fits snugly over your hand and...
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Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles
More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers Now you can transform your fingers into tentacles… at night! These are the same as our 7" (17.8 cm) long Finger Tentacles except that they’re green and they glow in the dark!...
$ 5.95
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Glow in the Dark Alien Finger Hands
Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, everyone agrees that aliens have great hands. It’s probably their best feature. They have long, spindly fingers and spotless skin that’s not...
$ 4.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Don't Be A Pig, Wash With Bacon Soap It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of...
$ 14.95
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Potty Piano
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Potty Piano
Give Your Guest’s Feet Something To Do While They Doo-Doo Look, we all have times when we are going to get stuck with our rear on the toilet. Especially after a special event like that night out at the chili...
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Tire Mug
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Tire Mug
Do You Tire Of Ordinary Mugs? Then you're sure to roll right over for the Tire Mug! This unique ceramic cup is hand painted, BPA free, lead free, and equally suitable for hot or cold drinks. For those who really enjoy their...
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Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack
That's One Big Pile Of... Give your bathroom some prehistoric flair with this Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack! This gorgeous resin Tyrannosaurus Rex model comes equipped with a sturdy spring loaded toilet paper holder in its grasp that allows for easy refills....
$ 94.95 $ 89.95
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Hair Dryer Mug
Blow Other Mugs Out Of The Water This unique Hair Dryer Mug is anything but dry! This mug is crafted with sturdy ceramic and hand-painted with a cute ergonomic hairdryer shaped handle, making it a fun gift for stylists and painters. It's...
$ 49.95
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