Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level. Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of any idiot. As the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers it’s rudest blow–a shocking pop up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust...You’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after. If they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).
IN STORE PICKUP
We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse
1800 New Jersey 34
Wall Township, 07719
Some items are delivery only. You will have the opportunity to place a separate order for them.
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We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.
INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.
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All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.