Valentine's Day Gifts
Valentine's Day Gifts
The Willy Warmer
Keep Your Nether-Regions Warm & Cozy There are other ways to solve the problem posed by the song Baby It’s Cold Outside. One effective way is to give the chilled gentleman this warm knit Willie Warmer. It is made from...
$ 19.95
$ 14.95
Vinyl Metal Heart Choker
A Vinyl Choker With A Heart Instead Of An O-Ring Chokers with O-Rings and D-Rings are done to death, to the point where they are a little boring for some. Especially if you want it to look or feel like...
$ 19.95
8" Red Plasma Ball w/ Touch & Sound Reaction
An 8-Inch Plasma Ball For Lights & Entertainment This 8-inch plasma ball is energetically lit with scintillating colors of blue, magenta, and yellow that transitions toward white when touched. The plasma ball itself is easy to set up, and light...
$ 79.95
$ 69.95
I'm Already Disturbed Sign
From the philosophical musings of the Alchemist himself and the artists of the Alchemy studios, come the profound and essential pearls of wisdom. This enameled metal sign comes pre-strung to hang anywhere. Enameled, steel plate printed sign with original Alchemy Studios...
$ 10.95
Sex!!! The Game For Anyone
All Genders, All Orientations, All Night Long The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sex play! Enjoy foreplay as you...
$ 26.95
Hedonism Reusable Sticker Game Set
The Game Where You Stick It Anywhere The reusable Sticker Game Set. Play as a couple or with a group. Divide up stickers by selecting your identified gender. (If a same sex couple, split the stickers for your gender.) Spread...
$ 9.95
Sexual Positions Sex! Card Game - A Year of Sex
For You And Your Calendar Girl A Year of SEX! offers you over 50 different Kama Sutra positions. Use the cards as positional references or play one of the three SEX! games to build your fantasy. Each A Year of...
$ 12.95
Sexual Positions Sex Coupons
Deals No One Can Resist No need to act fast on these Sexual Positions Sex Coupons- these offers are good for as long (and as hard) as you want! Each coupon offers a unique Kama Sutra sexual position and includes...
$ 15.95
$ 12.95
Sex Fortunes
Cards That'll Make You Want To Tarot Your Clothes Off Tarot Cards for Lovers! Mystify your lover by accurately predicting tonight’s sexual future with Sex Fortunes. Deal out your lover’s 10 card fortune as a fortune teller would, then act out...
$ 18.95
Baby Pink Swing Boot
Pretty In Punk Just because your wardrobe is more Barbie than black doesn't mean you're not a force to be reckoned with- get ready to stand tall and kick some ass in these Baby Pink Swing Boots! These are the same...
$ 250.00
$ 225.00
This Is My Horror Movie Watching Blanket
Cuddle Up With All Your Favorite Creeps No horror movie viewing experience is complete without a fluffy blanket and good snacks- with the This Is My Horror Movie Watching Blanket, you'll be halfway there! Made with ultra soft plush fleece, this...
$ 54.95
$ 44.95
Pearl and White Color Changing Sequin Heart Nipple Pasties
Pearl and White Color Changing Sequin Heart Pasties are hand-made and are made out of reversible sequin material that form to curves and resists wrinkling.
Dimensions: 3 x 2.5 inches. Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
$ 19.95
$ 14.95
Flannel Wine Glass
A Wine Glass That Keeps Itself Cozy In Flannel This wine glass is for the flannel lovers out there who want a glass of wine that is just as cozy as they are. It’s the perfect matching look for settling...
$ 24.95
$ 19.95
The Weener Kleener Soap
A Special Weener Cleaner Ring-Shaped Soap This ring or donut-shaped soap was designed to be a “One Size Fits Most” wiener cleaning soap, that is sure to encourage vigorous “Scrubbing.” It’s a great way to get especially clean before date...
$ 16.95
$ 12.95
Unicorn Strawberry Scented Air Freshener
We’ve all seen the classic hanging dice, boxing glove, and ever-lasting green tree air fresheners that hang from the rearview mirrors of passing cars but forget the past. Add a little magic to your driving with the speculative mythical powers...
$ 14.95
$ 9.95
Tiki Pen
This Pen Is Totem-ly Awesome For rumrunners & cocktail shakers, you need a pen that declares your need for more tiki kitsch! These authentic looking ballpoint Tiki Pens are carved to resemble real life totem poles and make a fun addition to...
$ 4.95
XXX Black Rose Ale Glass
An imperial pint straight ale glass, badged in glorious dignity with a cast pewter skull 'n bones label from a rare and recondite, extra strong brew, befitting all serious ale-aficionados. A simple yet dignified piece to accompany your drinking One...
$ 69.95
$ 52.95
Stack of Pancakes Mug
You'll Flip For These Flapjacks How flippin' sweet is this Stack of Pancakes Mug? This adorable ceramic cup is shaped and painted like a syrupy stack of buttermilk pancakes with a fork handle, and looks realistic enough to have you craving...
$ 24.95
$ 19.95
Shark Beach Blanket
A Shark Blanket That Takes A Big Bite Out of The Beach Let’s be honest, we all have had times where we wanted to go to the beach, but just grabbed a ratty old towel or blanket you had laying...
$ 44.95
$ 34.95
Rock & Roll Guitar BBQ Spatula
Are you passionate about your BBQ? Do you also love to listen to music while barbequing? Live out your dreams of being the first BBQ Chef with a Rock Band! Classic tools are designed with a theme to bring the...
$ 39.95
$ 29.95
Pro 5-in-1 Barbecue Essential Tool
BYOBET If you can find a tool more essential to your barbecue than this Pro 5-in-1 Barbecue Essential Tool, tell your uncle we said hi! Featuring five useful kitchen gadgets folded into one wooden handle Swiss Army-style, this multipurpose utensil is a staple...
$ 19.95
Solar Powered Sun Frosted Mason Jar
Sun jars are solar powered lights in a frosted glass mason jar with watertight seal. Switches on automatically in the dark. 1x Rechargeable 700 mAh NI-MH battery included. Open the jar, switch to ‘charge’ & leave in direct sunlight. Once...
$ 44.95
Raven Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted...
$ 45.95
Rainbow Unicorn Planter Pot
My Little Planter Add some fantasy flavor to your plant collection with this super cute Rainbow Unicorn Planter Pot! Measuring about 5.3" x 6.5" x 4.8", this whimsical ceramic pot is optimal for small plants like cacti, succulents, or bonsai...
$ 13.95
Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets - Every Game Is A Winner!
You Scratch Mine, I'll Scratch Yours Win big with Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets! Every ticket is a winner! Scratch to reveal a sexy position or foreplay activity for the night. Great for scoring big on Valentine's Day, birthdays, or any...
$ 9.95
Kama Sutra Sex Position Dice Game
Are you stuck in a rut doing the same old position? Well that can be a thing of the past with the ease of rolling our Kama Sutra Dice.
$ 14.95
$ 9.95
Intimacy: Sex Game for Couples
A Game You'll Both Win The board game where you answer personal questions and perform erotic activities with your lover as you move around the game board. Explore seven categories of intimate fun, while you earn sexual rewards. The winner...
$ 29.95
Iridescent Pot Leaf Ashtray
Ashes To Ashes, Buds to Buds Keep your coffee table clear of charcoal-like smudging with this super stylish Iridescent Pot Leaf Ashtray! This gorgeous tray's finish is so pretty and psychedelic, your friends might forget to pass after they puff! Measuring...
$ 14.95
Pentagram Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted...
$ 45.95
Gift Fishing Mug Set w/ Line, Swivel, Hooks & Floats
What a catch! The perfect gift for the fishing obsessed.
$ 39.95
$ 29.95
Infinity Mirror Ball LED Light
Can't Talk, Pondering My Orb Everyone will want a closer look at this fascinating Infinity Mirror Ball LED Light! A whimsical and wonderful addition to any bedroom or dorm room, this cordless light is a highly reflective statement piece by...
$ 34.95
Gothic Cross Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted...
$ 45.95
Coffee and a Donut Coffee Mug
A Truly Functional Coffee Mug With A Donut Holder Base Coffee and donuts go together like peanut butter and jelly. Still anyone who has ever made a mess of themselves at a continental breakfast knows that holding a steaming hot...
$ 23.95
$ 17.95
Dark Like My Heart Black Bath Bombs
Had a bad day? Want to wallow in it? Bathe in waters as dark as your mood with our charcoal bath bombs.
$ 29.95
$ 19.95
Camera Lens Coffee Mug
Fancy yourself as bit of a photographer? Boldly display your photo fanaticism by using this quirky new mug. It looks and feels exactly like a real camera lens and will soon become an essential part of your photographer's kit bag!!The...
$ 39.95
$ 29.95
Count Magistus Money Box
Place your trust in a gentleman who's reputation is beyond reproach (and beyond the grave).
Approximate Dimensions:
Width 3.54" x Height 5.91" x Depth 3.74"
Origin:
Designed in England, manufactured in China
Materials:
Resin
$ 43.95
F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop
Suck On This
Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g. Makes a great party favor for your dishonored guests.
$ 8.95
Dragonlore Desk Clock
The spectacular time dragon, sleeps his timeless guard upon an engraved stone that reads 'time, greatest of treasures'.
Approximate Dimensions:Width 5.04" x Height 2.76" x Depth 1.77"
Origin:
Designed in England, manufactured in China
Materials:
Resin, Clock Mechanism
$ 45.95
