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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards

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15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3d ween will burst from the centerfold. If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.

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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards

Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards

$ 19.95 $ 16.95

Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards

$ 19.95 $ 16.95

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