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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: Brown)
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...- $ 16.95
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Inflatable Jesus
Resurrect the life of the party with Inflatable Jesus! This miraculous inflatable can do everything from hearing your prayers to walking on water. Or at least, he won't sink into it. Perfect for unconventional Christmas decor or as a highly covetable white elephant gift....- $ 13.95
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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)
“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...- $ 16.95
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Chuck Norris Prayer Candle
Light up your prayer sessions with the Chuck Norris Prayer Candle. The ultimate accessory for any Chuck Norris fan, this candle will bring strength and humor to your spiritual practice. Strike a pose and channel your inner Norris with each prayer.- $ 24.95
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Bye Felicia Socks
Let Me Borrow Those Socks Remember it. Write it down. Take a picture of these Bye Felicia Socks and walk right out of my life with 'em! These comfy crew socks are printed all over with that timeless conversation-ender and make a great gift...- $ 19.95
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Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade
Turns Your Car Into A UFO You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade provides the perfect cover. A Sunshade To Protect...- $ 24.95
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Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper
Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...- $ 4.95
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Wine Bottle Wine Glass
A Truly Gigantic Wine Glass & Carafe In One Being able to sit back and enjoy a bottle of wine is one of life’s true pleasures. Though having to get up to pour another one is also one of life’s true pangs. So, it...- $ 19.95
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Emergency Hipster Beards - Brown, Black & Red 3 Pack
Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 19.95
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Slingshot Poo: High Flying Stinker
A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like this. It measures in...- $ 4.95
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Super Dad Coffee Mug With Cape
When your dad simply couldn't be more super, give him this Super Dad Mug. The mug comes complete with superhero cape so he will remember how loved he is with every cuppa. Just remember to make him one every now and again.- $ 12.95
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Giant Dirty Words Mug
George Carlin's Kinda Cup Okay, it may not feature all seven of the words you can't say on the radio, but this Giant Dirty Words Mug is still covered top to bottom with plenty of profanity! This durable black ceramic mug features an all-over text print...- $ 10.95
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Boxing Gloves Tiny Hands
Put Up Your Dukes Having the element of surprise is key when you're getting ready to throw down. Someone giving you the hairy eyeball from across the bar? Don't back down, demand satisfaction and put up your Boxing Gloves Tiny Hands! With minuscule mitts...- $ 11.95
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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards
15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...- $ 16.95
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Clear Lens Santa Readers with Beard Sun-Staches
The Perfect Specs For Making A List and Checking It Twice Be sure not to disturb ol' Saint Nick when he's reading a good blog on new ideas for Christmas parties, or you just might end up on the naughty list! Make your own...- $ 14.95
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Poop Toss Game
Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...- $ 16.95
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Willy Warmer
Keep Your Chestnuts Roasting If the holidays aren't exactly giving you that warm fuzzy feeling, keep your South Pole cozy and covered with this Willy Warmer! Made with comfortable yarn and equipped with a drawstring for an adjustable fit, this convenient cock sock functions as both...- $ 9.95
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All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs Card
Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...- $ 16.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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Don't Freaking Touch Me Cat Coffee Mug
Bit Of A Cattitude Problem? You and your cat are truly two peas in a pod when you've just woken up- dazed, hungry, hair all askew, and filled with unbridled contempt for anyone trying to get your attention. Sure, you're cute, but you're uncaffeinated...- $ 14.95
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Rick & Morty Get Schwifty Drinking Glass
Time To Get Wriggety Wriggety Wrecked Your glipglops are gonna like what you got at your next party! This officially licensed Rick & Morty Get Schwifty Drinking Glass is perfect for anytime you wanna get, well, schwifty! Makes a great gift for fans of Rick...- $ 22.95
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Rick & Morty Pickle Rick Coffee Mug
The Best Way To Get Through A Therapy Session Adult Swim is one of the best ways to kill hours and hours of down time. Especially if you’re going to be watching Rick & Morty, who have a knack for drawing you in and...- $ 19.95
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Exercise Block Prank Exercise Machine
A Comical Exercise Block For A Quick Workout Do you have someone in your life who keeps nagging you to get more exercise, but you don’t have the time or the underlying motivation to bother? If so, you might want to work a simple...- $ 14.95
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Poop Emoji Drink Kooler
A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...- $ 14.95
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24" Inflatable Poop Emoji
A 24-inch Inflatable Poop Emoji The person who invented the poop emoji probably didn’t realize that it was going to catch on like it did. You see this little stinker showing up everywhere these days. He seems to have even jumped beyond the smartphone...- $ 9.95
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Chicken Slingshot
A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Eyebrows Kit
Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 13.95
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Fart Sound Machine Box w/ 12 Raunchy Rippin' Farts
Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!- $ 19.95
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Stress Pickle Squishy
Squeeze away your stress with this quirky Stress Pickle Squishy. With its soft and squishy texture, it's the perfect stress reliever for any pickle lover. Say goodbye to stress and hello to some punny relaxation with this pickle-shaped squishy.- $ 19.95
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Gay Bar Rose Scented Soap
What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...- $ 13.95
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Rock & Roll Guitar BBQ Spatula
Are you passionate about your BBQ? Do you also love to listen to music while barbequing? Live out your dreams of being the first BBQ Chef with a Rock Band! Classic tools are designed with a theme to bring the joy of BBQs to...- $ 24.95
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Giant Inflatable Poop
Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...- $ 9.95
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Poopy Pen
You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors. Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...- $ 3.95
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Marijuana Leaf Ice Cube Maker Mold
Fellas, What's Cooler Than Being Cool? No one will forget to refill the ice tray when you have something as cool as this Marijuana Leaf Ice Cube Maker Mold! This ice mold features eight large leaf shaped molds for makes instagram-worthy cocktails and, if your bong...- $ 24.95
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Tiki Totem Pole Pen
Totem If You Got 'Em For rumrunners & cocktail shakers, you need a pen that declares your need for more tiki kitsch! These authentic looking ballpoint Tiki Pens are carved to resemble real life totem poles and make a fun addition to your pen organizer....- $ 9.95
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Skeletal Hand Bottle Opener
This bottle opener is a part of the 'Shades of Alchemy' collection. A range of sumptuous giftware and home interior products specially selected to adorn any boudoir or home. This cast iron 'Skeletal hand' Bottle Opener is fun yet substantial. The perfect addition to...- $ 23.95
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Jesus Bandages
Warning- Does Not Heal Leprosy Archie McPhee's Jesus Bandages mixes the healing powers of medicine with the spiritual healing of the Christian messiah. Each bandage is decorated with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and solace. While we can say that this bandage...- $ 13.95
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Barry Happy Birthday Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...- $ 16.95
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I'm A Twat Surprise Coffee Mug
At first glance, this handsome but ordinary-looking mug doesn't exactly stand out from the crowd. But as soon as anyone raises it to their lips to take a drink, the cheeky message printed on the base will clearly be revealed! *Cue much sniggering at...- $ 14.95
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Ice Luge Double Track Ice Luge
This is the first home-version of the popular bar and party luge! Add water, freeze and you have the ultimate chilling party experience! Have your friend pour your favorite spirit down the luge and drink up. The ice luge has 2 tracks So you...- $ 49.95
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Plastic Boob Shot Set 12 Pack
A Barware Collector's Bust Friend You never know when you'll need to break out the shot glasses- take your hosting game to the next level with this Plastic Boob Shot Set! This set comes with 12 transparent molded shot glasses, each featuring a pair of breasts....- $ 9.95
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Dick Coffee Mug
Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...- $ 14.95
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I Pooped Today Toilet Paper
Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...- $ 4.95
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Spin the Shot Drinking Game
Spin the Shot is the same game as Spin the Bottle, except that guests at a frat party, bachelor party, house party and other get togethers are playing for shots. There is no kissing involved -- unless people want to do it. Pour a...- $ 29.95
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Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball
Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...- $ 10.95
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Barbed Wire Toilet Paper
The Shawstank Redemption Let poop toil its way to freedom through this unforgiving Barbed Wire Toilet Paper! Get some of this tear-able TP for yourself to reenact your own poopy prison breaks, or save one for your Secret Santa recipient! Wire You Waiting On This Toilet...- $ 4.95
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The Butt Putt Farting Golf Game
A New Take On Indoor Mini Golf In the early days, miniature golf was referred to by many as “Putt-Putt.” This is a tongue-in-cheek new way to reimagine the indoor version as “Butt Putt.” It has all the mechanical aspects of miniature golf, where...- $ 29.95
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Pug Nipple Tassels
Add a touch of fun and playfulness to your outfit with our Pug Nipple Tassels! These tassels feature adorable pug faces and are sure to be a conversation starter. Perfect for parties, costumes, or just for fun. Get your pug on and let your...- $ 11.95
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Emergency Hair Novelty Afro
The Emergency Hair Novelty Afro is the perfect solution when you need a quick style fix. This emergency aid provides an easy, hassle-free way to bring out your most fun and spunky looks. In just minutes, you can achieve a kooky afro to get you...- $ 18.95
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