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Farm Fresh Screamin' Goat Noisemaker Toy
This Farm Fresh Screamin' Goat Noisemaker Toy is the perfect gift for any kid who marches to the bleat of their own drum! Ages 3+ Made with high-quality, nontoxic plastic Measures 9.5"- $ 9.95
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Mini Voice Changing Megaphone
This Mini Voice Changing Microphone features LED flashing lights and three distinct voice settings that's sure to synthesize hours and hours of fun! Ages 5+ Flashing LED lights Measures 3.25" Features female, male, and robot voice effects Batteries required- $ 22.95
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World's Tiniest Vacuum
Introducing the World's Tiniest Vacuum! Don't let its miniscule size fool you! This little dynamo packs a powerful punch, able to suck up dirt and other messes with ease. Leave it to science to shrink a regular vacuum down to the size of a...- $ 16.95
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Monster Women Notebooks
Women, men, horror movie enthusiasts, and questionable internet search histories all agree- there is nothing more admirable than a strong, independent woman who's also a hideous beast. Pay homage to them with these Monster Women Notebooks- you can doodle your beloved monster babes in...- $ 8.95
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Elvis Presley Prayer Candle
Light up your room with the King of Rock's divine spirit! The Elvis Presley Prayer Candle is the perfect addition to any fan's collection. This quirky candle features the legendary singer's image and is sure to bring some fun and personality to your home.- $ 24.95
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Make it Rain Rainmaker Money Machine
The Forecast Calls For Heavy Dough Fall Make it Rain with the Money Machine! Take control of the financial forecast with this fun money gun – simply aim and fire to create a shower of bills you can enjoy! Get ready for a cash...- $ 19.95
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Willy Warmer Knitted Penis Sweater
Keep Your Nether-Regions Warm & Cozy There are other ways to solve the problem posed by the song Baby It’s Cold Outside. One effective way is to give the chilled gentleman this warm knit Willie Warmer. It is made from soft comfortable yarn and...- $ 17.95
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Avocado Couple Sun-Staches
An Avoca-dorable Accessory Everyone loves avocados, and these Avocado Sunglasses look good enough to eat! Featuring an Afro Avocado and Rancher Avocado, you're sure to be the life of the party. Complete your avocado costume or get someone avocado gifts. With 100% UV protection,...- $ 14.95
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Saint Bob Marley Candle
Channel positive vibes with this quirky and fun candle, perfect for any music lover. Give your space a touch of rhythm and relaxation with the Saint Bob Marley Candle.- $ 24.95
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Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell
This Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell is the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement. Crafted from sturdy materials, this key-chain bell boasts a loud sound, ensuring you'll be heard. Its unmistakable hot pink finish is sure to...- $ 4.95
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Insulated Red Human Organs Lunch Bag
Introducing the uproarious Human Organs Lunch Bag—a red, insulated accessory that takes lunchtime hilarity to a whole new level! Tired of boring, uninspiring lunch bags that lack that “gutsy” appeal? Well, prepare yourself for a lunchtime experience that will leave your colleagues in stitches!...- $ 12.95
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Kama Sutra Sex Position Dice Game
Are you stuck in a rut doing the same old position? Well that can be a thing of the past with the ease of rolling these Kama Sutra Dice.- $ 9.95
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Read A Book Coffee Mug
Butterfly In The Sky, That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie Do you think Levar Burton approves this message? What even is appropriate reading material, anyway? Bring this Read A Book Coffee Mug to work for your morning joe and you'll either instantly make friends,...- $ 19.95
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Inflatable Perfect Man
Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...- $ 8.95
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Blow Job Tissues
Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...- $ 8.95
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Emotional Support Screaming Chicken
The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...- $ 19.95
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Fart Fan Electric Message Fan
Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...- $ 13.95
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Willy Exerciser Penis Dumbbells
Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)- $ 4.95
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Gnome Squirrel Feeder
That Gnome Sure Goes Through A Lot Of Nuts Have you given up on trying to get rid of squirrels? Why not make them part of your garden decorations. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder will make them look just like living garden gnomes. Give Your...- $ 20.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: Brown)
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...- $ 16.95
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Inflatable Jesus
Resurrect the life of the party with Inflatable Jesus! This miraculous inflatable can do everything from hearing your prayers to walking on water. Or at least, he won't sink into it. Perfect for unconventional Christmas decor or as a highly covetable white elephant gift....- $ 13.95
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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)
“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...- $ 16.95
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Chuck Norris Prayer Candle
Light up your prayer sessions with the Chuck Norris Prayer Candle. The ultimate accessory for any Chuck Norris fan, this candle will bring strength and humor to your spiritual practice. Strike a pose and channel your inner Norris with each prayer.- $ 24.95
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Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug
Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...- $ 9.95
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Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper
Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Hipster Beards - Brown, Black & Red 3 Pack
Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 19.95
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The Toilet Shot Glass Set (2 pack)
Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day you are coming off,...- $ 17.95
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Dinosaur Coffee Connoi-Saur Mug
A Dinosaur Themed Mug For An Avid Coffee Lover This ceramic mug is painted in white and green with a handle that has been styled to look like the long neck of a cartoon brontosaurus. On the face it reads “Coffee Connoi-Saur.” It’s the...- $ 17.95
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I've Cut Back to Just One Cup XL Mug
An XL Coffee Mug That Staggers The Imagination If you absolutely need a giant vat of coffee to start your day, but a bucket of black coffee isn’t completely appropriate at home or work, then this monstrous coffee mug might be the perfect answer....- $ 28.95
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Slingshot Poo: High Flying Stinker
A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like this. It measures in...- $ 4.95
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Super Dad Coffee Mug With Cape
When your dad simply couldn't be more super, give him this Super Dad Mug. The mug comes complete with superhero cape so he will remember how loved he is with every cuppa. Just remember to make him one every now and again.- $ 12.95
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Sudoku Game Toilet Paper
The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...- $ 4.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper
Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed to make you feel...- $ 4.95
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Jimi Hendrix Prayer Candle
With this quirky and fun addition to your home, you can rock out while showing your devotion to the guitar legend. Perfect for music lovers and candle enthusiasts alike.- $ 24.95
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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards
15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...- $ 16.95
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Clear Lens Santa Readers with Beard Sun-Staches
The Perfect Specs For Making A List and Checking It Twice Be sure not to disturb ol' Saint Nick when he's reading a good blog on new ideas for Christmas parties, or you just might end up on the naughty list! Make your own...- $ 14.95
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Poop Toss Game
Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...- $ 16.95
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Willy Warmer
Keep Your Chestnuts Roasting If the holidays aren't exactly giving you that warm fuzzy feeling, keep your South Pole cozy and covered with this Willy Warmer! Made with comfortable yarn and equipped with a drawstring for an adjustable fit, this convenient cock sock functions as both...- $ 9.95
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All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs Card
Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...- $ 16.95
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Porch Pirate Garden Gnome
Gnome More Packages That's the third time this week that the package was marked delivered and didn't arrive! Either your postman has some explaining to do, or this is the start of a lifelong feud between you and the neighbors. But wait! Is that Porch Pirate...- $ 28.95
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World's Loudest Squawking Pigeon
A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...- $ 15.95
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Rick & Morty Get Schwifty Drinking Glass
Time To Get Wriggety Wriggety Wrecked Your glipglops are gonna like what you got at your next party! This officially licensed Rick & Morty Get Schwifty Drinking Glass is perfect for anytime you wanna get, well, schwifty! Makes a great gift for fans of Rick...- $ 22.95
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Rick & Morty Pickle Rick Coffee Mug
The Best Way To Get Through A Therapy Session Adult Swim is one of the best ways to kill hours and hours of down time. Especially if you’re going to be watching Rick & Morty, who have a knack for drawing you in and...- $ 19.95
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Rick & Morty Shot Glass 4-Pack Set
Feel Your Genius Flowing Rick & Morty is one of Adult Swim’s most popular late night cartoons. Their penchant for abject adventure just keeps the show rolling and rolling with easy laughs. It’s exactly the sort of thing that inspires many a drinking game....- $ 22.95
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Poop Emoji Drink Kooler
A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...- $ 17.95
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Gone Fishing Coffee Mug
A Gone Fishin’ Bobber Coffee Mug Gone Fishin’ was a classic sign of the absentee angler who ducked out for the rest of the day to hit up the local fishin’ hole. It’s a theme that has carried on for decades. So, if you...- $ 13.95
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24" Inflatable Poop Emoji
A 24-inch Inflatable Poop Emoji The person who invented the poop emoji probably didn’t realize that it was going to catch on like it did. You see this little stinker showing up everywhere these days. He seems to have even jumped beyond the smartphone...- $ 9.95
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Chicken Slingshot
A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...- $ 4.95
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Up Yours Middle Finger Coffee Mug
Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...- $ 14.95
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