Funny Gifts

Love Is In The Air No time to clean the place up? Here's an air freshener guaranteed to liven the place up and leave you feeling oh-so satisfied! This Adult Stick Figure Air Freshener is scented with premium essential oils and it makes a...

Scents That Will Bring You To Your Knees Fill your car with an irresistible aroma with this Adult Sex Position Air Freshener. This funny stick figure air freshener will suck the odor right out and leave only a blissful feeling of lovely scents.  Adult...

Keepin' It Real & Fresh If you don't want to speak foul words into existence, let this handy little air freshener say what you never could. The F**K OFF Air Freshener is scented with premium essential oils and can be conveniently hung on your...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

Grow a girlfriend? Yes, it's true! This quirky product will expand to 6 times its original size, giving you a playful companion in no time. Perfect for a laugh or a unique gift (for yourself or a friend)! Warning: may cause excessive laughter.

Keep your cool with Fred’s Chill Out gel eye masks and pads! Add some silly to self-care Sunday, all while refreshing puffy, tired eyes! Simply place in the freezer 20 minutes before use. Do not microwave. Sold as a pair

The photo scavenger hunt game! Teams compete to be the first to photograph Dildo in unique scenarios. To play, divide into two teams. Each team takes a card with matching challenges. The first team to send photos of all ten challenges completed to their...

Don't get us wrong, we love all kinds of boobs... but can yours do this? This set of two Booze Implant Flasks can be conveniently stashed in your bra and comes with a funnel for easy filling. Padding that also gets you plastered! INCLUDES: x2 4...

Play Spin The Bottle as a kissing, dare, or drinking game. A player spins the bottle to see if they kiss, dare, or force another player to drink. The receiving player spins next. INCLUDES: Metal spinning bottle attached to sturdy wooden base (approximately 2"...

Put a smile on your face when your next happy little accident occurs with these Bob Ross themed adhesive bandages! Nonstick and individually wrapped, these are the perfect addition to any first aid kit for kids or adults who appreciate a humorous touch. Designed...

Carry out your nefarious heist in a very literal sense with this classic Drawstring Dollar Sign Money Bag! Printed on both sides, this bag makes a hilarious Halloween prop for your old timey robber costume. Better yet, bring it with you when you take...

Turn any cold brew into a portable potion with this Witch Hat Disco Ball Tumbler! With a witch hat lid and ergonomic shape, this adorable disco ball drinkware is a spillproof way to carry around your beverage at any outdoor event. Approximately 5.5" in...

Meet Towelie, the hilariously absorbent character from South Park! This officially licensed 10" Phunny Plush captures everyone's favorite towel with spot-on detail and charm. Perfect for devoted fans and collectors alike, this soft, huggable companion brings comedy gold to any shelf or collection. Don't...

Upgrade your snout and let your fingers do the talking with this Finger Puppet Nose! Slip them on your digits and get ready to entertain with your very own puppet show! Transform your digits into a vibrant cast of characters and let the hilarity...

Don't waste a single moment without the DOGGIE DOO KEY CHAIN by your side! This quirky and playful novelty item is the purr-fect accessory for any cat or dog lover. Great for pranks, jokes, or just as a fun keychain, it's sure to be...

Get ready for some serious laughter with the 12" Mighty Whoopee Cushion! With its large size and realistic sound, this classic prank will have everyone in stitches. A must-have for any practical joker, this cushion is sure to bring joy and entertainment to any...

This Farm Fresh Screamin' Goat Noisemaker Toy is the perfect gift for any kid who marches to the bleat of their own drum! Ages 3+ Made with high-quality, nontoxic plastic Measures 9.5"

This Mini Voice Changing Microphone features LED flashing lights and three distinct voice settings that's sure to synthesize hours and hours of fun! Ages 5+ Flashing LED lights Measures 3.25" Features female, male, and robot voice effects Batteries required

Introducing the World's Tiniest Vacuum! Don't let its miniscule size fool you! This little dynamo packs a powerful punch, able to suck up dirt and other messes with ease. Leave it to science to shrink a regular vacuum down to the size of a...

Light up your room with the King of Rock's divine spirit! The Elvis Presley Prayer Candle is the perfect addition to any fan's collection. This quirky candle features the legendary singer's image and is sure to bring some fun and personality to your home. 

The Forecast Calls For Heavy Dough Fall Make it Rain with the Money Machine! Take control of the financial forecast with this fun money gun – simply aim and fire to create a shower of bills you can enjoy! Get ready for a cash...

Keep Your Nether-Regions Warm & Cozy There are other ways to solve the problem posed by the song Baby It’s Cold Outside. One effective way is to give the chilled gentleman this warm knit Willie Warmer. It is made from soft comfortable yarn and...

An Avoca-dorable Accessory  Everyone loves avocados, and these Avocado Sunglasses look good enough to eat! Featuring an Afro Avocado and Rancher Avocado, you're sure to be the life of the party. Complete your avocado costume or get someone avocado gifts. With 100% UV protection,...

Channel positive vibes with this quirky and fun candle, perfect for any music lover. Give your space a touch of rhythm and relaxation with the Saint Bob Marley Candle.

This Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell is the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement. Crafted from sturdy materials, this key-chain bell boasts a loud sound, ensuring you'll be heard. Its unmistakable hot pink finish is sure to...

Introducing the uproarious Human Organs Lunch Bag—a red, insulated accessory that takes lunchtime hilarity to a whole new level! Tired of boring, uninspiring lunch bags that lack that “gutsy” appeal? Well, prepare yourself for a lunchtime experience that will leave your colleagues in stitches!...

Are you stuck in a rut doing the same old position? Well that can be a thing of the past with the ease of rolling these Kama Sutra Dice.

Butterfly In The Sky, That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie Do you think Levar Burton approves this message? What even is appropriate reading material, anyway? Bring this Read A Book Coffee Mug to work for your morning joe and you'll either instantly make friends,...

Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...

The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...

Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)

Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...

Resurrect the life of the party with Inflatable Jesus! This miraculous inflatable can do everything from hearing your prayers to walking on water. Or at least, he won't sink into it. Perfect for unconventional Christmas decor or as a highly covetable white elephant gift....

Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...

“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...

Light up your prayer sessions with the Chuck Norris Prayer Candle. The ultimate accessory for any Chuck Norris fan, this candle will bring strength and humor to your spiritual practice. Strike a pose and channel your inner Norris with each prayer. 

Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...

Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...

Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day you are coming off,...

A Dinosaur Themed Mug For An Avid Coffee Lover This ceramic mug is painted in white and green with a handle that has been styled to look like the long neck of a cartoon brontosaurus. On the face it reads “Coffee Connoi-Saur.” It’s the...

An XL Coffee Mug That Staggers The Imagination If you absolutely need a giant vat of coffee to start your day, but a bucket of black coffee isn’t completely appropriate at home or work, then this monstrous coffee mug might be the perfect answer....

A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like this. It measures in...

When your dad simply couldn't be more super, give him this Super Dad Mug. The mug comes complete with superhero cape so he will remember how loved he is with every cuppa. Just remember to make him one every now and again.

The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...

With this quirky and fun addition to your home, you can rock out while showing your devotion to the guitar legend. Perfect for music lovers and candle enthusiasts alike.

15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...

The Perfect Specs For Making A List and Checking It Twice Be sure not to disturb ol' Saint Nick when he's reading a good blog on new ideas for Christmas parties, or you just might end up on the naughty list! Make your own...

Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...