Funny Gifts

Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...

Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...

The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...

Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)

Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...

Resurrect the life of the party with Inflatable Jesus! This miraculous inflatable can do everything from hearing your prayers to walking on water. Or at least, he won't sink into it. Perfect for unconventional Christmas decor or as a highly covetable white elephant gift....

Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...

“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...

Light up your prayer sessions with the Chuck Norris Prayer Candle. The ultimate accessory for any Chuck Norris fan, this candle will bring strength and humor to your spiritual practice. Strike a pose and channel your inner Norris with each prayer. 

Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...

Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...

Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day you are coming off,...

A Dinosaur Themed Mug For An Avid Coffee Lover This ceramic mug is painted in white and green with a handle that has been styled to look like the long neck of a cartoon brontosaurus. On the face it reads “Coffee Connoi-Saur.” It’s the...

An XL Coffee Mug That Staggers The Imagination If you absolutely need a giant vat of coffee to start your day, but a bucket of black coffee isn’t completely appropriate at home or work, then this monstrous coffee mug might be the perfect answer....

A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like this. It measures in...

When your dad simply couldn't be more super, give him this Super Dad Mug. The mug comes complete with superhero cape so he will remember how loved he is with every cuppa. Just remember to make him one every now and again.

The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...

Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed to make you feel...

With this quirky and fun addition to your home, you can rock out while showing your devotion to the guitar legend. Perfect for music lovers and candle enthusiasts alike.

15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...

The Perfect Specs For Making A List and Checking It Twice Be sure not to disturb ol' Saint Nick when he's reading a good blog on new ideas for Christmas parties, or you just might end up on the naughty list! Make your own...

Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...

Keep Your Chestnuts Roasting If the holidays aren't exactly giving you that warm fuzzy feeling, keep your South Pole cozy and covered with this Willy Warmer! Made with comfortable yarn and equipped with a drawstring for an adjustable fit, this convenient cock sock functions as both...

This Is Nacho Grandmother's Jewelry Love OOEY-GOOEY Tex-Mex? Well, then we've got a pair of Chips and Queso Earrings for you! Vinca's XL Chips and Queso Earrings are cut from Baltic birch wood and Pearl Yellow acrylic plastic. Adorably Weird Handmade Accessories While these supersize Chips...

Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...

Gnome More Packages That's the third time this week that the package was marked delivered and didn't arrive! Either your postman has some explaining to do, or this is the start of a lifelong feud between you and the neighbors. But wait! Is that Porch Pirate...

A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...

Time To Get Wriggety Wriggety Wrecked Your glipglops are gonna like what you got at your next party! This officially licensed Rick & Morty Get Schwifty Drinking Glass is perfect for anytime you wanna get, well, schwifty! Makes a great gift for fans of Rick...

The Best Way To Get Through A Therapy Session Adult Swim is one of the best ways to kill hours and hours of down time. Especially if you’re going to be watching Rick & Morty, who have a knack for drawing you in and...

Feel Your Genius Flowing Rick & Morty is one of Adult Swim’s most popular late night cartoons. Their penchant for abject adventure just keeps the show rolling and rolling with easy laughs. It’s exactly the sort of thing that inspires many a drinking game....

A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...

A Special Belt For The Ultimate Six Pack Do you hate going back and forth to the cooler when you’re out camping, at the beach or just chillin’ around the fire pit? Not to mention “That Guy” who always asks for a beer just...

A Gone Fishin’ Bobber Coffee Mug Gone Fishin’ was a classic sign of the absentee angler who ducked out for the rest of the day to hit up the local fishin’ hole. It’s a theme that has carried on for decades. So, if you...

A 24-inch Inflatable Poop Emoji The person who invented the poop emoji probably didn’t realize that it was going to catch on like it did. You see this little stinker showing up everywhere these days. He seems to have even jumped beyond the smartphone...

A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...

Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...

Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!

Squeeze away your stress with this quirky Stress Pickle Squishy. With its soft and squishy texture, it's the perfect stress reliever for any pickle lover. Say goodbye to stress and hello to some punny relaxation with this pickle-shaped squishy.

What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...

 Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...

Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...

Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...

You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors.  Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...

Mammary Foam Technology Slow rising 3.63" tall, vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.

This bottle opener is a part of the 'Shades of Alchemy' collection. A range of sumptuous giftware and home interior products specially selected to adorn any boudoir or home. This cast iron 'Skeletal hand' Bottle Opener is fun yet substantial. The perfect addition to...

All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...

The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...