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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
Don't Lose Your Lunch Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags will have potential thieves trying to...- $ 4.95
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Cotton Candy Scented Candle
Feel Like A Kid In A Candle Store You probably know cotton candy used to be called fairy floss, but did you know it was invented by a dentist? Seems like blatant vertical integration, doesn't it? Anyway, please buy this Cotton Candy Scented Candle, enjoy its uniquely...- $ 14.95
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Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener
Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...- $ 7.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombie
Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...- $ 4.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand Red
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Nacho Cheese Scented Candle
Na'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...- $ 14.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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Down to Earth Alien Glass Ashtray
Take Us To Your Dealer Time to get spacey! You and all your little green buds are gonna love this far out Down To Earth Alien Glass Ashtray! This high quality ashtray features a colorful alien illustration print and multiple cigarette holders, perfect for...- $ 27.95
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3D Bat Blood Orange Scented Air Freshener
For Your Car, Cave, or Belfry Let other people have their pine tree air fresheners while you celebrate the bat! These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of prey. You never know! This...- $ 9.95
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High Vibes Groovy Ceramic Mug
Stay High-drated It's always 4:20 somewhere. Start your morning on the right wavelength with this far out High Vibes Groovy Ceramic Mug! This colorful mug features a retro style illustrated print that brings a little much-needed peace and love to your afternoon coffee break. ...- $ 27.95
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Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener
Where Else Would They Keep Their Nuts Look at how cute and hygienic this little guy is! This Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener isn't just a great way to fill your car with that fresh pine scent, it's a delight to look at....- $ 7.95
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Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants
Don't Let Soiled Underpants Ruin Your Day Archie McPhee's Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Bandages
Never Underestimate The Protective Power Of Pickles Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. You'll have to hold yourself back from injuring yourself, because you'll look so adorable covered with tiny pickles!...- $ 13.95
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Alpaca Bowl Ceramic Mug
Camelids For Cannabis Who wouldn't wanna start the morning with this fluffy little 420 enthusiast? This Alpaca Bowl Ceramic Mug features a unique Femfetti illustration that's sure to have you in high spirits over your morning coffee. Grab it for yourself or gift it...- $ 27.95
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Bad Girl Good Weed Glass Ashtray
I'm In Love With Mary Jane A baddie like you deserves a badass ashtray, not whatever cup is nearby! This high quality Bad Girl Good Weed Glass Ashtray features a colorful graphic print and cigarette holders so you can have a carefree toke and keep...- $ 27.95
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Retro Mini Arcade Punch Bag Game
Punch Up Your Workspace Decor An excellent tabletop toy for the chronic fidget-er, the Retro Mini Arcade Punch Bag Game is a nostalgic desk accessory that keeps restless fingers busy! Flick the pad in the allotted time and your score will be displayed on...- $ 29.95
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Pass Joints Ceramic Mug
Don't Kill My Vibe Whether you're enjoying tea or another kind of herbal refreshment in the morning, we support it! This colorful Pass Joints Ceramic Mug features a weed leaf graphic print to remind you there's no wrong way to kick back and relax with...- $ 27.95
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Wind-Up Walking Bigfoot Toy
This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...- $ 11.95
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Classic Arcade Retro Video Game Coasters (4 Pack)
These Puzzle Coasters are the retro coffee table addition you never knew you needed. Lap up the fun of watching your friends, family or co-workers race to be the first to win one of these classic puzzle games in a coaster. With 4 different...- $ 19.95
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Basically Dead Gravestone Candle
Disrespect Your Elders Because the joke never gets old. Unlike Grandpa. This Basically Dead Gravestone Candle is perfect for adorning the birthday cake of your favorite senior citizen, but it's also good for celebrating crotchety thirty-somethings, goths, and morticians.- $ 9.95
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Beer Scented Candle
Time To Get Lit Is it just us or is there something that smells kinda weirdly good about the spilled drink strata of a dive bar counter? If you disagree, congrats on having your life more or less together, but everyone else will surely...- $ 14.95
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The Complaint Department Sign w/ Grenade
The Perfect Gag Prop For Home & Office This “Complaint Department” sign has a lot of the styling cues you expect to see at a butcher shop or deli counter. There’s an arrow pointing down to a comical black prop hand grenade. The number...- $ 19.95
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The Toilet Water Dog Dish
A Pet Water Dish That Looks Like A Toilet Life is full of towering challenges. While some of them are tough, like finding yourself, building a career and possibly starting a family, there are few challenges more epic than keeping your dog from drinking...- $ 29.95
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I Like Big Mugs...Gigantic Coffee Mug
A Coffee Mug For Someone Who Needs A Lot Of Coffee To Get Going Sir Mixalot might have liked big butts, but we are not all that clear on his feelings about one of America’s most beloved beverages, the not-so-humble cup of coffee. If...- $ 24.95
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
Donald Trump Toilet Paper With A Printed Face Donald J. Trump is a controversial figure in politics and entertainment. There are some people who love him, and some people who hate the former President. Those who are not a fan of the man and...- $ 13.95
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Pink Flamingo Drink Cooler
A Vibrant Pink Flamingo Can Koozie Flamingos may have seen their time as popular lawn ornaments come and go, but they aren’t completely gone yet. If anything, they’ve been reinventing themselves in a lot of other creative ways. You see that showing up in...- $ 14.95
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Nanas Boobies Knitted Beer Holder
A knit drink hugger for your beer. Keeps your hands dry, plus boobs. Perfect for the man’s man.- $ 16.95
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Boobies N Beer Glass
A Busty Beer Glass Someone once said that if God made something better than boobies and beer, then he kept it for himself. So, it only makes sense to combine these two works of art in one tastefully elegant beer glass. It features a...- $ 17.95
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Giant Toilet Mug
For Drinks That Go Right Through You Whether it's because you think Starbucks tastes like number two or because you're showing solidarity with a pet who prefers to drink from the porcelain throne, you're gonna be obsessed with this Giant Toilet Mug! Use it for...- $ 14.95
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My Favorite Flower Glass Ashtray
Plant Your Butts Here The kind of floral arrangements you're into may be short-lived, but this My Favorite Flower Glass Ashtray is the perfect way to dispose of all your dead "bouquets"! Printed with a groovy weed leaf design, this stylish ashtray features multiple cigarette grooves...- $ 27.95
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Not Your Babe Ceramic Mug
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya 'Cause girls just wanna have five uninterrupted minutes of solitude. Fend off unwanted small talk in the break room with this Not Your Babe Ceramic Mug! Featuring a unique femfetti design print, this mug is the ideal way to...- $ 27.95
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Rainbow Willy Warmer
"Keep your willy warm in style with our Rainbow Willy Warmer! This quirky accessory is one-size-fits-most and adds a pop of color to any outfit. Perfect for a fun and playful touch to any occasion. Don't let the cold weather bring you down -...- $ 9.95
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F-Bomb Mug
Are You A Nuclear Reactor Before Caffeine? If you need to drop the F-Bomb but fear the wrath of a nearby boss, mother, or nun, then you need Caliber Gourmet's F-Bomb Mug. It gets the point across with a mouthful of coffee, not soap. Great for...- $ 24.95
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So Dead Inside Ceramic Mug
Need A Forever Nap? Not having enough coffee is truly a grave concern. Tell us how you really feel with this So Dead Inside Ceramic Mug! This two tone mug features a cute coffin design print that's sure to speak volumes and save you from...- $ 29.95
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Put on a Happy Face Horror Mug
Nothing Cuts Like The Original Wipe off that "full of doubt" look, and slap on another's skin, or however the song goes. This Put on a Happy Face Horror Mug is a much-needed reminder on those mornings where you just wanna slice some heads...- $ 19.95
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PMS Disturb At Your Own Peril Eye Mask
Get ready to sleep soundly through even the toughest PMS symptoms with our PMS Eye Mask - Disturb At Your Own Peril. This eye mask not only blocks out light, but also clearly signals to others to tread lightly. Wake up refreshed and ready...- $ 8.95
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Blow Job Undies
Introducing Blow Job Undies - the perfect solution for awkward underwear fumbles. Get straight to the good stuff with these new, easy access undies. No more interruptions or distractions - just pure pleasure. Say goodbye to traditional underwear and hello to a whole new...- $ 11.95
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Car Exhaust Scented Candle
You Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...- $ 14.95
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The Boss Voodoo Chopping Board
Unleash the boss in you with our Voodoo Chopping Board! Made to handle even the toughest cuts, this board is not just your ordinary kitchen tool. Show off your kitchen skills with a touch of humor and magic - voodoo style! (No actual voodoo...- $ 14.95
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The Queen is Sleeping Eye Mask
Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...- $ 8.95
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Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle
Let's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...- $ 14.95
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PMS Chopping Board
Take out your anger on the PMS Chopping board! This quirky chopping board turns meal prep into a cathartic experience. Let out your frustrations while creating delicious dishes. Don't bottle up your emotions, chop them away with the PMS Chopping board!- $ 13.95
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Tattoo Kitchen Gloves
Introducing the tattoo kitchen gloves - perfect for washing up dishes with style! These gloves not only protect your hands, but also act as a fashion statement. Say goodbye to boring dishwashing and hello to fabulousness.- $ 11.95
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Cheeky Parking Memo Pad
"Park with sass using our Cheeky Parking Memo Pad. This playful notepad features a bold message - 'Thanks for parking so close' - that will surely brighten up your day. Keep it in your car for quick notes or a good laugh. No more...- $ 4.95
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F*ck Off Eye Mask World Map
Shut out the world with our F*ck Off Eye Mask featuring a world map design. Escape from reality and get some much needed rest (or send a playful message to your travel companions). Perfect for the unconventional globetrotter. "Get some serious shuteye with the...- $ 8.95
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Ring for Sex Mini Bell
Need a little help initiating some frisky fun? This cheeky Ring for Sex Bell has got you covered! Just give it a ring, and watch your partner come running. With this playful accessory, you'll never have a dull moment in the bedroom. (Seriously, this...- $ 9.95
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Everyday is Wednesday Horror Mug
Perfect For A Cup 'O Woe If mornings got you feelin' like a teenage goo goo muck, you and this Everyday is Wednesday Horror Mug are meant to be! No matter what day of the week it is, this Wednesday-inspired mug will bring some much...- $ 19.95
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Inflatable Perfect Woman
"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...- $ 8.95
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