Funny Gifts

You Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...

Unleash the boss in you with our Voodoo Chopping Board! Made to handle even the toughest cuts, this board is not just your ordinary kitchen tool. Show off your kitchen skills with a touch of humor and magic - voodoo style! (No actual voodoo...

Let's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...

Take out your anger on the PMS Chopping board! This quirky chopping board turns meal prep into a cathartic experience. Let out your frustrations while creating delicious dishes. Don't bottle up your emotions, chop them away with the PMS Chopping board!

"Park with sass using our Cheeky Parking Memo Pad. This playful notepad features a bold message - 'Thanks for parking so close' - that will surely brighten up your day. Keep it in your car for quick notes or a good laugh. No more...

Need a little help initiating some frisky fun? This cheeky Ring for Sex Bell has got you covered! Just give it a ring, and watch your partner come running. With this playful accessory, you'll never have a dull moment in the bedroom. (Seriously, this...

Tired of being kept up at night by your partner's snoring? Snore-No-More's extending punching glove offers a playful solution. Simply aim, extend the glove, and give a gentle (or not-so-gentle) tap to silence the snores. Say goodbye to sleepless nights with this quirky and...

Yeti As She Grows Are you ready for this yeti? Throw some water on this tiny Hatch and Grow Yeti and watch the iceberg erupt to reveal your new abominably adorable pal! Once it's dry, you can put this fun-sized cryptid on your desk...

Get a little creative in the kitchen with our Sperm Egg Fryer! Not just for frying eggs, it can also be used as a quirky cookie cutter! Have some fun and add a playful twist to your cooking routine. (And don't worry, it's food...

A Great Summer Is In The Cards Whether you're a magician, a poker aficionado, or simply a lover of things that look like other things, you won't wanna fold on this Royal Plush Beach Blanket Set! Not only do these towels come as a set...

Like Your Coffee A Bit Nutty? This Underwear Coffee Mug is the mug for you! This 20 oz coffee mug is shaped like a pair of underwear and is a hilarious way to start your day. It is a perfect addition to your at-home...

Housekeeping? Do your room the ultimate service with this Fresh Linens Scented Candle. The fresh aroma of hot-out-of-the-dryer towels is so clean and comforting, you may accidentally leave a tip for yourself on the dresser after lighting up. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility Five star...

Send Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...

A Perfect Replica Dumbbell Beer Glass People sometimes forget that iron isn’t the only things that’s heavy, and it’s certainly not the only thing worthy of pumping. So, it only stands to reason that eventually someone was going to put these two concepts together...

A Wine Glass & Coffee Mug In One For a lot of people 5:00 pm marks the end of the workday. After a long hard one, it’s nice to be able to sit down and have a glass of wine to ease into the...

Wake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...

A Ceramic Whale Of A Coffee Mug If you are having a whale of a week, or just a fan of aquatic mammals, then this Morning Blow coffee mug might just fit perfectly in your hand. It’s made from high-quality ceramic and is stylized...

When your favorite guy is doing DIY and craving a cold one, rest assured that he won't be left thirsty with the Friday afternoon hammer. The fully functional hammer can be used for sorting those nails. Flip it over to find the bottle opener...

Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...

Do you know someone who needs to give less f**ks? This no bullsh*t card pack features affirmations and advice on how to care less and get more of the life you want.

Chicks Love Someone Who Can Cook Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These 100 Ways to Eat Cock Recipe Cards are a kitchen staple for insatiable dirty birds like you! You'll find 100 unique ways to cook, season, and serve up...

Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...

Kind Of A Big Dill It's the ultimate consolation prize for the inflated price of deli sandwiches! But seriously, these Dill Pickles Scented Candles are popular with good reason. The fresh sweet and sour notes of this scent are guaranteed to resonate with pickle lovers,...

What That Candle Dew? Make it a classy, grassy affair with this Wet Grass Scented Candle. Maybe you live in a dense urban area and miss the smell of nature, maybe you're a person who genuinely loves mowing the lawn, or maybe you're a...

The Perfect Coffee Mug For Someone Who Hates Mornings If you are the type of person who thinks there’s a special place waiting in Hell for so-called “Morning People” then this coffee mug might be perfect for you. As the name implies, it says...

The Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...

Get This Game And Get'ir Done Use the cards to play four whitetrash games: Ultimate Redneck, Capture the Redneck, Where’s the Crap?, and Trash Collector. Each game has different strategies for either collecting or sticking other players with tacky hillbilly habits or collectibles, such...

Le Freak, C'est Chic! The drinking game of bizarre confessions! Players answer questions about crazy things they have done in order to determine which one of them is the BIGGEST FREAK! Whomever has does the crazy action, drinks! Over 550 outrageous questions!

How Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...

Feeling stressed? Squeeze this playful Butt Stress Ball, complete with a Thong Bikini! Perfect for a laugh and to relieve tension. Don't take yourself too seriously - have fun and release some stress!

Ever heard of Mansplain It? Probably not. The hilarious party game where you must “Mansplain” before your team can guess each answer. Each card has three mansplaining clues on them. After you give the clues on the card, then you can offer other clues...

It'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...

This vivid green Zombie Head Bleeding Candle melts away to reveal gory insides in this fantastically grotesque candle! This is sure to be the talking point of any room. Burn time: 16 hours

Wooden It Be Nice? It's fresh, it's earthy, and it evokes the comfort of a log cabin getaway. The only thing this candle doesn't feature that it really should is Kesha. Grab a Timber! Scented Candle, close your eyes, and fantasize about able-bodied lumberjacks. Don't be...

A Damn Fine Candle Even if you're not a coffee drinker, no one can deny the rich, balanced scent of this Columbian Coffee Scented Candle. Perfectly warm and bittersweet, this candle may inspire the urge to recite beat poetry or type out a screenplay...

It's Over-The-Kitchen-Counter Everything is fine. You have a hot drink in your hand, you're awesome, and this mug is too. With the Chill Pill Mug, every drink is a mellow one. Take during stressful encounters until you're calm AF. This Mug Is Just What...

Nice And Kushy Have a dope summer with this plant-inspired Dope Pool Float. The translucent summer raft is filled with gold glitter flecks for a sunny shimmer while you float. Made from a durable material with a built-in cup holder, the Dope Float keeps...

A Tasty Freeze By The Salty Seas When you’re the coolest, everyone wants to be around you—especially when it gets hot n’ humid. That’s why this gigantic Popsicle Beach Blanket makes your spot on the beach the most, well, pop-ular. A Beach Towel You'll Melt For It’s...

There's Been A Terrible Bird-er How did this little guy meet his maker? Airborne collision? Poison ingestion? Prematurely evicted from the nest by its mother? No matter what the autopsy comes back with, it won't explain the key hidden inside via a secret compartment-...

Houseplants, Urine For A Treat Who said funny can't be useful? This toilet-shaped watering stake lets you keep your plants hydrated over a longer period of time. Plus, you won't have to deal with any clogs! (Which would be kinda weird anyway, because it's...

Every Cloud Has A Silver Wine-ing When you take a sip of that “rainy day” bottle of wine, you’ll feel like you’re on Cloud Wine. This stemless wine glass and coaster set includes a cute lil’ silicone cloud coaster for putting your drink down. Even better,...

Like Your Coffee Black As Your Soul? Then this is the mug for you! Our Black Soul Mug is a hilarious way to start your day. It is a perfect addition to your at-home coffee cup collection, a must have for the office, and the ideal...

Eau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...

Left My Keys Somewhere Over The Rainbow This Rainbow Key Holder has two cloud key chains and key holder wrapped up in one adorable set. Measuring 9.5” x 0.6” x 5.9”, the colorful rainbow hangs on your wall and keeps track of your keys. The...

Don't Let Loose Sand Rain On Your Parade There you are, relaxing with a good book and the sound of the waves serenading you to sleep. You reach to your side to grab a sip of that ice-cold tropical drink you just spent $15...

Play The Game Of Coffee & Stay Up All Night Let’s face it, gamers can be complicated people with vivid interests. Finding just the right gift for them is hard to do. Especially if you are trying to predict what game they are going...

We Want The Funk This particular scent may not be very popular, but we assure you, it's of high rank. The Body Odor Scented Candle perfectly encapsulates the unique miasmic atmosphere of high school gym class. Perfect for satisfying the nostalgia of mothers with adult sons,...