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I Am The Fucking Boss Desk Plate
Channel Your Inner Lumbergh Are you a tyrannical CEO? A smart-ass underling, maybe? Did you just draw your boss for Secret Santa and this is legit the only thing you know about them? If you said yes to any of these, this I Am The...- $ 3.95
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Take a Shot Darts Drinking Game
A Game To Not Remember Reviewers all agree- Take a Shot Darts Drinking Game is the perfect, puncture-free alternative to darts that'll have you and your guests three sheets to the wind in almost no time! This game set includes a soft dartboard with a...- $ 9.95
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Boob Beer Pong Balls
Don't Let The Party Go Tits Up The quintessential hallmark of a bachelor party attended by the least eligible bachelors you know, Boob Beer Pong Balls are your breast bet for entertainment! Whether you have boobs, love boobs, or both, these balls are sure to distract...- $ 5.95
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Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper
Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...- $ 4.95
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Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener
It's For Your Own Good, Kitty Just because this poor baby can't help licking his wounds doesn't mean you can't help the permeating dead fish smell in your car! This Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener is the perfect air-clearing accessory for any vehicle in need...- $ 9.95
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Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug
Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...- $ 13.95
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Ladies Night- Personal Questions Game
Ladies First! The game of fascinating topics and conversations! Players take turns rolling the die and asking personal questions from the game cards. The rest of the group votes for their favorite answer, then that card is awarded to the player with the most...- $ 13.95
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Pot Leaf Ashtray
Puff, Puff, Ash We know it's convenient, but quit ashing in the coffee mugs on your desk before you accidentally take a sip! This Pot Leaf Ashtray keeps your room's aesthetic on point while keeping your space mess-free. It even has notches to hold your clipped joints!...- $ 15.95
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Booby Squishy Vanilla Scented Stress Toy
Mammary Foam Technology Slow rising 3.63" tall, vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.- $ 14.95
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5.5" Dicky Squishy Banana Scented Stress Toy
Is That A Stress Toy In Your Pocket? Slow rising 5.5" tall, banana-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.- $ 14.95
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Deluxe Weed Card Game
Play For Buds, With Your Buds It's a long way to the crop! The Deluxe Weed Card Game is a game of strategy where you and your fellow farmers compete to yield as many plants as possible. Watch out for other players sabotaging your garden or calling...- $ 15.95
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Tardigrade Green Apple Scented Air Freshener
Smells Like Tardigrade Spirit Whether the odor is a little annoying or a big problem, this microscopic moss piglet is up to the task! Archie McPhee's Tardigrade Green Apple Scented Air Freshener won't just make the air smell like delectable green apple, his cute little...- $ 9.95
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Two Birds One Stoned Glass Ashtray
Get A Birds High View A blunt in the hand is worth two bags of kush, or whatever the saying is. Feather your nest with this Two Birds One Stoned Glass Ashtray! This ashtray features an adorably avian illustration print and multiple cigarette grooves, so you...- $ 27.95
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Bored to Death Ceramic Mug
RIP Me Every cuppa is good to the last drop with this Bored to Death Ceramic Mug! This two tone mug is printed with a cute tombstone illustration that lets everyone know your daily shuffle to the coffeemaker might as well be one off...- $ 27.95
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World's Most Ridiculous Drinking Games 30-in-1
30 Fun Ways To Get Absolutely Faced A collection with 30 of the most ridiculous drinking games from around the world! Play the craziest games from all over the globe, right in your own living room, or anywhere else! Game Includes: 30 game rule...- $ 24.95
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F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop
Suck On This Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g. Makes a great party favor for your dishonored guests.- $ 8.95
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Resist Socks
Turns Feet Into A Movement For Change Refuse! Resist! Every step you take is a step in the right direction with these comfortable, yet contrary Resist Socks! Maybe you're wearing them to work in silent protest, or maybe it's a message to your cat...- $ 19.95
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Popping Dick Candy Pina Colada Flavored Sucker
If You Like Peen-a Colada The yummy Pina Colada-flavored dick sucker that explodes in your mouth! Bust a nut by dipping your coconut sucker into pineapple flavored popping candy. The yummy cocktail flavor combines while your dick sucker is popping one off in your...- $ 8.95
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Chug It Beer Drinking Game
A Party Game That May Cause Party Fouls If you're a seasoned partygoer looking for something a little more imaginative than beer pong, Chug-It Beer Drinking Game is sure to be your new go-to! This game set includes a game board, 24 activity cards, 24...- $ 14.95
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Iridescent Pot Leaf Ashtray
Ashes To Ashes, Buds to Buds Keep your coffee table clear of charcoal-like smudging with this super stylish Iridescent Pot Leaf Ashtray! This gorgeous tray's finish is so pretty and psychedelic, your friends might forget to pass after they puff! An Ashtray That'll Leaf You...- $ 14.95
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Pro 5-in-1 Barbecue Essential Tool
BYOBET If you can find a tool more essential to your barbecue than this Pro 5-in-1 Barbecue Essential Tool, tell Guy Fieri we said hi! Featuring five useful kitchen gadgets folded into one wooden handle Swiss Army-style, this multipurpose utensil is a staple for grillmasters everywhere! A...- $ 14.95
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Drinking Essential Dinosaur Bottle Opener
For ferocious refreshment, there is no better way to open your bottles than with a cast iron T-Rex, biting off any bottle caps that crosses their path. Heavy and hard-wearing, the beasts helpful uses puts other utensils to shame, while making an impressive ornament...- $ 49.95
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On the Go Key Bottle Opener
Unlock the good times. Stainless steel key shaped bottle opener. Attaches to your key-ring. Compact and easy to carry. An incredibly useful gift. Quite simply an everyday essential, this is a bottle opener that can be constantly on your person. Made of stainless steel...- $ 11.95
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Guitar Case Lunchbox
Portable tin lunchbox in a cool guitar style with a set of stickers to customize & convenient carry handles with easy grip to take on the go. It's the perfect gift for any Rock star. Made from Food Grade materials, its safe for contact...- $ 24.95
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Cupcake Bandages
Cupcakes Are The Cure-All For Your Cuts And Contusions Cupcake Bandages cover your cuts with cute. Everyone loves cupcakes and some of us are known to eat them to counteract emotional pain. These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked...- $ 13.95
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Emergency Replacement Sock
Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1) solitary...- $ 9.95
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Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll
Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...- $ 19.95
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
For Those Moments When A Horse Mask Doesn't Make Sense Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask has become a staple of popular culture, hardly a large event passes without a shot of someone wearing one. However, there are situations where the mask is inappropriate. For instance, you shouldn’t...- $ 9.95
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Illuminati Deluxe Musky Hegemony Air Freshener
Don't Blame A Conspiracy, It's Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky Who's to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you've got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky...- $ 9.95
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches. My...- $ 13.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Meowlin Grape Scented Air Freshener
Much More Powerful Than Hiss Angel Cats are known for making things magically disappear- for instance, your keys, your socks, that chicken that was on your plate a minute ago? Gone. But none other than this Meowlin Grape Scented Air Freshener can make tricky odors vanish...- $ 9.95
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Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade
Your Car Will Bee Cool All Summer This Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? A Sunshade That's Worth...- $ 29.95
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Fly Widow Lavender Scented Air Freshener
Love The Smell Of Lavender In The Mourning In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple...- $ 9.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...- $ 13.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating. Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...- $ 9.95
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Skeletal Hand Bottle Opener
This bottle opener is a part of the 'Shades of Alchemy' collection. A range of sumptuous giftware and home interior products specially selected to adorn any boudoir or home. This cast iron 'Skeletal hand' Bottle Opener is fun yet substantial. The perfect addition to...- $ 23.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Bacon Scarf
So Warm, You'll Be Bacon In It During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re wrapped in delicious bacon....- $ 24.95
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Finger Hand
This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...- $ 4.95
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Jesus Bandages
Warning- Does Not Heal Leprosy Archie McPhee's Jesus Bandages mixes the healing powers of medicine with the spiritual healing of the Christian messiah. Each bandage is decorated with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and solace. While we can say that this bandage...- $ 13.95
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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages
Cat Scratch Favorites Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just playing! These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love...- $ 13.95
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Rubber Chicken Bandages
From Tears Of Pain To Tears Of Laughter If laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you! Each of the fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips is decorated with...- $ 13.95
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Meh Bandages
Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...- $ 13.95
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Mustache Jumbo Magnet
A Nose Cozy For Every Appliance In Your Home This Mustache Jumbo Magnet may not look like much on its own, but we put it to you- doesn't any mustache feel kinda lackluster until you see how nicely it frames one's face? Or in this case,...- $ 9.95
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Shark Beach Blanket
A Shark Blanket That Takes A Big Bite Out of The Beach Let’s be honest, we all have had times where we wanted to go to the beach, but just grabbed a ratty old towel or blanket you had laying around. A few hours...- $ 29.95
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Made with Love Kisses Sandwich Bags
When You Make A Lunch, Show Them How Much You Love Them One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These Made with Love Kisses Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that...- $ 4.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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