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RING FOR SEX DESK BELL
Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.- $ 10.95
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Who's The Biggest Slut
Get ready to find out who the real big shot is with Who's The Biggest Slut! With this hilarious game, you'll have to use your cunning and wit to outdo your friends and claim the title. Playful, quirky, and full of laughs, this game...- $ 12.95
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Gun Show Muscles Coffee Mug
A Gun Show Coffee Mug That’s About Muscle Not Firearms There’s an old saying “Suns Out, Guns Out” that is more than popular in the world of pumping iron. This “Welcome To The Gun Show” coffee mug borrows off this play on words to...- $ 15.95
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Cat Attack Garden Gnomes
A Lawn Ornament Of A Cat Attacking Garden Gnomes In recent years, feral cats, and outdoor domestic cats have come under fire for recklessly killing birds, bunnies and other peace-loving outdoor animals. So, it was only a matter of time until someone made a...- $ 29.95
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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Worth Clapping For She may be Speaker of the House, but you can let your actions speak for themselves when you wipe up with this Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper! No matter the political affiliations of your peers, you're guaranteed to hear big laughs...- $ 6.95
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The Toilet Shot Glass Set (2 pack)
Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day you are coming off,...- $ 14.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper
Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed to make you feel...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 8.95
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Yodeling Pickle
Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...- $ 14.95
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Pickle Air Freshener
Turn Your Daily Commute Into A "Dilly" Commute During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. Sweeten The Ride With Sour...- $ 9.95
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Gnome on LGBTQ Glowing Rainbow Statuary
(L)et (G)nomes (B)e (T)otally (Q)ueer This adorable hand painted garden gnome sits on an illuminating LGBTQ rainbow, spreading the message of love for all! This beautifully crafted statue is on a battery powered timer so you can set the LED light to turn on automatically...- $ 44.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...- $ 8.95
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Boob Pop-It Toy
The Breast Form Of Stress Relief The weirdly satisfying sensation of popping bubble wrap plus the glorious gratification of grabbing boobs, together at last in the form of a Boob Pop-It Toy! Squeeze and pop your way to your zen place, or gift it...- $ 10.95
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Jimi Hendrix Prayer Candle
With this quirky and fun addition to your home, you can rock out while showing your devotion to the guitar legend. Perfect for music lovers and candle enthusiasts alike.- $ 24.95
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Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack
That's One Big Pile Of... Give your bathroom some prehistoric flair with this Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack! If you're still gift hunting for your favorite paleontologist, or a dinosaur obsessed cousin, the Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack will help you find a way! Molded resin material Sturdy...- $ 69.95
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Hair Dryer Mug
Blow Other Mugs Out Of The Water This charming Hair Dryer Mug is anything but dry! This mug is crafted with sturdy ceramic and hand-painted with a cute ergonomic hairdryer shaped handle. Perfect for brightening any bad hair day, it also makes a great gift for your...- $ 32.95
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Battery Magic Mug
Don't Run Out Of Juice Trendy, multipurpose mugs can seemingly do everything nowadays- except tell an annoying coworker you haven't had your first cup yet. Set the record straight with the Battery Magic Mug, featuring amazing heat-changing technology that lights the battery icon up...- $ 24.95
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Alien Car Stickers
No matter how far you’ve traveled, this set of Alien Family Car Stickers shows everyone that you and yours come in peace.- $ 12.95
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Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos
Make your body your canvas and experience the joy of art with these Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos.- $ 6.95
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Hamburger Shaped Playing Cards
Cute Hamburger Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Take a bite out of your next card game with these burger-shaped playing cards. No napkins needed!- $ 8.95
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Coffee Makes Me POOP Mug
A Funny Poop Emoji Coffee Mug The new-classic "Poop Emoji" might have started out as a funny internet icon. Though it has sense evolved to find a place in all things novelty. To the point that you even see it showing up in this...- $ 12.95
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Mustache Bottle Opener Key Chain
This Mustache Is A Must-Have If you want to give the gift of practicality while maintaining originality, look no further than the Mustache Bottle Opener Key Chain! This sleek silver mustache charm removes bottle caps with ease and is attached to a convenient clip for...- $ 5.95
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Pug Animal Umbrella
Don't have a cow, or a cat, or any any other creature for that matter- have an adorable Pug Animal Umbrella instead! This high-quality umbrella is made from durable 190T waterproof fabric and a reinforced steel frame, making it the perfect canine companion...- $ 32.95
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Chips and Queso Earrings
This Is Nacho Grandmother's Jewelry Love OOEY-GOOEY Tex-Mex? Well, then we've got a pair of Chips and Queso Earrings for you! Vinca's XL Chips and Queso Earrings are cut from Baltic birch wood and Pearl Yellow acrylic plastic. Adorably Weird Handmade Accessories While these supersize Chips...- $ 44.95
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Leather Jacket Scented Candle
Smell Ya Later That's right, manly smells can be based on real-life things! One whiff of this Leather Jacket Scented Candle and the fresh, woodsy fragrance will have you hooked. Obviously it's not just for men, anyone can enjoy this bold candle! But seriously, nobody...- $ 9.95
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Naughty Knockers Inappropiate 3D Boobs Card
Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner. The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy...- $ 16.95
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Burrito Scented Candle
Candle Asada The fresh, spicy, notes of this Burrito Scented Candle will encompass you so perfectly, you'll feel like one yourself. Indulge in savory sensory bliss all day long without the high risk of creating an inversely proportional stench in the bathroom later. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility ...- $ 9.95
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Welcome to Shit Show LED Sign
Enter If You Dare Step right up and see how far you make it into your day before you collapse and cry with the LED Shit Show Sign! This flashy carnival style sign is carved of real, durable wood with AA battery operated LED...- $ 25.95
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Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament
All I Want For Christmas Is Poo Move over, Mr. Hanky, there's a new Christmas turd in town! This Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament features an adorable angelic poopy and a "Holy Shit!" banner that adds fecal festivity to any Christmas tree. A Festive...- $ 14.95
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World's Loudest Squawking Pigeon
A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...- $ 15.95
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Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener
Pleasant Possum Pong This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. A Freshener...- $ 5.95
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3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener
This Air Freshener Is All The Buzz If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s a 3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 4-3/8" x 4-3/8"...- $ 6.95
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Squirrel In Underpants Nodder
Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...- $ 11.95
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Finger Unicorn
A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...- $ 2.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...- $ 6.95
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Hide A Key Garden Gnome
Put Your Key Where Gno Man Will Find It Don't you just hate do-nothing, freeloading garden gnomes looking smug on your lawn while contributing nothing? Seriously, pull a weed or two if you're gonna stand there. Or, be like this helpful little guy and hold onto a spare...- $ 20.95
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Joe Biden Toilet Paper
Biden' Time On The Toilet? Nothing is more frustrating than a flip-flopping politician who doesn't deliver on promises. Sometimes it's enough to make you think your ballot would've been just as effective if you wiped with it. But unlike the two-party system, there IS a...- $ 6.95
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Rick & Morty Shot Glass 4-Pack Set
Feel Your Genius Flowing Rick & Morty is one of Adult Swim’s most popular late night cartoons. Their penchant for abject adventure just keeps the show rolling and rolling with easy laughs. It’s exactly the sort of thing that inspires many a drinking game....- $ 22.95
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The Go Away Garden Gnome
Gno Trespassers Listen, we don't take kindly to non-gnomes around these parts. Tell your neighbors to keep it movin' with this audacious Go Away Garden Gnome! This handcrafted gnome is made of durable cast poly resin and stands approximately 9 inches tall on a...- $ 19.95
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Busters Hide A Key Dog Poop
A Brilliant Way To Hide A Key In Fake Dog Poop The truth is a lot of the classic ways of hiding a spare key around your door are well known to most would-be thieves and Ne'er-do-wells. Under the welcome mat, above the jam,...- $ 10.95
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Pizza Throw Blanket
A Pizza Slice Throw Blanket Just about everyone loves pizza, and just about everyone loves curling up under a warm blanket on a cool evening. So, it was only a matter of time until someone combined the two things into a pizza slice plush...- $ 25.95
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Money Toilet Paper
Funny Money Toilet Paper Money may not grow on trees, but you can certainly wipe your bottom with it. So, it was only a matter of time until someone printed the image of currency on a toilet paper roll. Of course, if you are...- $ 13.95
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Wine Scented Candle
A Wine Candle... Wine Not? Sweet, floral, a little leathery... hey, do you think this would pair well with the Nacho Cheese candle, or is it a crime to even consider it? In any case, the Wine Scented Candle smells accurate and pleasant enough...- $ 9.95
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The Prescription Shot Glass Set (3 Pack)
Prescription Shot Glasses For The Days When Liquor Is Medicine These ceramic shot glasses are styled to look just like miniature shot glasses. They even have small writing on them that says things like Take One By Mouth And Repeat Until Intoxicated. Then the...- $ 14.95
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Blasted Shot Glass Set
A Rocket Ship Themed Shot Glass Set Shot glasses are great in a matching set. Especially when they have a funny theme like this “Lets Get Blasted” shot glass set. Each glass has a single word printed on it… Let’s… Get…. Blasted. Then the...- $ 14.95
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Bottomless Mimosa Glass
The Perfect Mimosa Glass To Help You Get Through A Difficult Sunday Brunch For some people brunch is an institution that perfect fills a Sunday late morning. For those of us who need a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit...- $ 17.95
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Color Changing Brain Fart Coffee Mug
A Color Changing Brain Fart Mug Color changing isn’t just for cold, refreshing adult beverages. It also has a place in the world of hot beverages like coffee and tea. You see this showing up with flatulent humor in this color changing Brain Fart...- $ 10.95
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Happy Camper RV Trailer Coffee Mug
A Cute Camper Mug That Is Truly “Camp” Many a childhood memory is built around a fun evening camping with family and friends. A few of the lucky ones even get to tie the experience in with exciting trips in an actual camper travel...- $ 10.95
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Gone Fishing Coffee Mug
A Gone Fishin’ Bobber Coffee Mug Gone Fishin’ was a classic sign of the absentee angler who ducked out for the rest of the day to hit up the local fishin’ hole. It’s a theme that has carried on for decades. So, if you...- $ 10.95
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