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Baby Raccoon Buddy
I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...- $ 34.95
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The Weener Kleener Soap
A Special Weener Cleaner Ring-Shaped Soap This ring or donut-shaped soap was designed to be a “One Size Fits Most” wiener cleaning soap, that is sure to encourage vigorous “Scrubbing.” It’s a great way to get especially clean before date night. Not to mention...- $ 12.95
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WTF?! Slammer Button
Some moments in life can only be explained with three words If your day is kicking the crap out of you, give this button a slam. Pressing it plays back one of 10 foul-mouthed riffs. A must-have for every office. Slam this button when...- $ 12.99
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Meat Temperature BBQ Branding Iron
Cooking steaks and burgers to perfection is an art. The trouble is that, once they’re done, they all look the same on the outside. Now you can use the BBQ Branding Iron to express yourself: there are three different expressions for three different tastes....- $ 19.95
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Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug
Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...- $ 9.95
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Making Bad Situations Worse Hilarious Party Game
Hours Of Exacerbating Entertainment! The adult party game where you try to submit the worst reactions to bad situations. Roll the die to select and read a bad situation, then ask the other players how to make it worse. They submit answers from the...- $ 44.95
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Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper
There Better Be Bacon In That Box This high quality Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Bacon Wrap That Makes Any Gift Delicious Featuring a photorealistic print...- $ 4.95
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Hey, Fuck You Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level. Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” on the front cover of...- $ 16.95
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Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle
Satan's Little Helper The nicest thing we can say about this Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle is that it's probably the most creative conceptual scent out there, and it's not quite as soul-killing as Rotting Flesh. It's still pretty rancid and somehow smells like...- $ 14.95
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Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade
Turns Your Car Into A UFO You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade provides the perfect cover. A Sunshade To Protect...- $ 29.95
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Zoo Scented Candle
A Sensory Journey To Animal Jail So it happened: you took your kids to a petting zoo and they won't let up about getting a teacup pig. You've explained there's no such thing, there's baby pigs that grow into full-sized hogs, but that just added...- $ 14.95
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Micro Penis Mug
Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.- $ 19.95
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Naughty Pig Salt & Pepper Shakers Set
A Pig Themed Salt & Pepper Shaker This salt and pepper shaker combo was styled to look like two naughty pigs that are getting down to business. Not only is it a great novelty item, but the natural contour of one helps it fit...- $ 14.95
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Corgi Butt Bottle Opener
A Corgi Butt Bottle Opener The corgi dog breed is much beloved with families and travelers. They have a lineage that goes back centuries to Wales in the United Kingdom. While German Shepherds, Golden Retrievers, and Poodles might be incredibly popular in the United...- $ 22.95
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Do You Know the Puffin Man Glass Ashtray
Baked On Drury Lane When the Puffin Man comes by with the goods, it's time to break out this Do You Know the Puffin Man Glass Ashtray! This high quality ashtray features multiple cigarette grooves and is decorated with a colorful graphic print that's sure...- $ 27.95
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Urine Scented Candle
This Candle Is Number One Whether you’re planning an ill-advised office prank, attempting to drive out a high maintenance roommate, or trying to mask a different smell in your room (BTW, your parents already know you smoke weed), we don’t question or judge your...- $ 14.95
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Ring for Sex Desk Bell
Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.- $ 10.95
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Who's The Biggest Slut
Get ready to find out who the real big shot is with Who's The Biggest Slut! With this hilarious game, you'll have to use your cunning and wit to outdo your friends and claim the title. Playful, quirky, and full of laughs, this game...- $ 14.95
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Wine Bottle Wine Glass
A Truly Gigantic Wine Glass & Carafe In One Being able to sit back and enjoy a bottle of wine is one of life’s true pleasures. Though having to get up to pour another one is also one of life’s true pangs. So, it...- $ 19.95
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Gun Show Muscles Coffee Mug
A Gun Show Coffee Mug That’s About Muscle Not Firearms There’s an old saying “Suns Out, Guns Out” that is more than popular in the world of pumping iron. This “Welcome To The Gun Show” coffee mug borrows off this play on words to...- $ 17.95
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Cat Attack Garden Gnomes
A Lawn Ornament Of A Cat Attacking Garden Gnomes In recent years, feral cats, and outdoor domestic cats have come under fire for recklessly killing birds, bunnies and other peace-loving outdoor animals. So, it was only a matter of time until someone made a...- $ 29.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
Convenient Comedic Relief Some folks are never gonna understand that for you, a rubber chicken is an essential item. Maybe you're a party clown, a rodeo clown, a class clown, or not a clown at all, we don't question your motivations. But we understand...- $ 9.95
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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Worth Clapping For She may be Speaker of the House, but you can let your actions speak for themselves when you wipe up with this Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper! No matter the political affiliations of your peers, you're guaranteed to hear big laughs coming...- $ 12.95
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The Toilet Shot Glass Set (2 pack)
Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day you are coming off,...- $ 14.95
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Dinosaur Coffee Connoi-Saur Mug
A Dinosaur Themed Mug For An Avid Coffee Lover This ceramic mug is painted in white and green with a handle that has been styled to look like the long neck of a cartoon brontosaurus. On the face it reads “Coffee Connoi-Saur.” It’s the...- $ 14.95
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Sudoku Game Toilet Paper
The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...- $ 4.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper
Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed to make you feel...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Yodeling Pickle
Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...- $ 14.95
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Pickle Air Freshener
Turn Your Daily Commute Into A "Dilly" Commute During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. Sweeten The Ride With Sour...- $ 9.95
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Gnome on LGBTQ Glowing Rainbow Statuary
(L)et (G)nomes (B)e (T)otally (Q)ueer This adorable hand painted garden gnome sits on an illuminating LGBTQ rainbow, spreading the message of love for all! This beautifully crafted statue is on a battery powered timer so you can set the LED light to turn on automatically...- $ 44.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...- $ 8.95
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Boob Pop-It Toy
The Breast Form Of Stress Relief The weirdly satisfying sensation of popping bubble wrap plus the glorious gratification of grabbing boobs, together at last in the form of a Boob Pop-It Toy! Squeeze and pop your way to your zen place, or gift it...- $ 16.95
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Boobs & Boners Card Game
The Phallic And Fast-Paced Drinking Game Enjoy outrageous truth questions, dares, and drink assignments with the hilarious fast-paced drinking game! Players quickly flip over cards in an effort to match boobs, boner, or butt cards with other players. When you win cards, you also...- $ 16.95
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Jimi Hendrix Prayer Candle
With this quirky and fun addition to your home, you can rock out while showing your devotion to the guitar legend. Perfect for music lovers and candle enthusiasts alike.- $ 24.95
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Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack
That's One Big Pile Of... Give your bathroom some prehistoric flair with this Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack! If you're still gift hunting for your favorite paleontologist, or a dinosaur obsessed cousin, the Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack will help you find a way! You're In Good Hands With...- $ 69.95
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Hair Dryer Mug
Blow Other Mugs Out Of The Water This charming Hair Dryer Mug is anything but dry! This mug is crafted with sturdy ceramic and hand-painted with a cute ergonomic hairdryer shaped handle. Perfect for brightening any bad hair day, it also makes a great gift for your...- $ 29.95
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Battery Magic Mug
Don't Run Out Of Juice Trendy, multipurpose mugs can seemingly do everything nowadays- except tell an annoying coworker you haven't had your first cup yet. Set the record straight with the Battery Magic Mug, featuring amazing heat-changing technology that lights the battery icon up with...- $ 29.95
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Smile Poop Mug
For Drinks That Go Right Through You No drinkware is as simultaneously cute and questionable as the Smile Poop Mug! This ceramic cup can hold a whopping 400ml of liquid and comes equipped with an unsealed lid for keeping drinks nice and hot. A Mug That's...- $ 34.95
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Alien Car Stickers
No matter how far you’ve traveled, this set of Alien Family Car Stickers shows everyone that you and yours come in peace.- $ 12.95
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Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos
Make your body your canvas and experience the joy of art with these Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos.- $ 9.95
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Hamburger Shaped Playing Cards
Cute Hamburger Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Take a bite out of your next card game with these burger-shaped playing cards. No napkins needed!- $ 11.95
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Coffee Makes Me POOP Mug
A Funny Poop Emoji Coffee Mug The new-classic "Poop Emoji" might have started out as a funny internet icon. Though it has sense evolved to find a place in all things novelty. To the point that you even see it showing up in this...- $ 16.00
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Creepy Horse Head Ornament
Spread Some Equidae Cheer No matter what you do with this Creepy Horse Head Ornament, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven’t you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? A Very Mare-y Christmas Ornament It’s Archie McPhee's classic...- $ 12.95
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Clear Lens Santa Readers with Beard Sun-Staches
The Perfect Specs For Making A List and Checking It Twice Be sure not to disturb ol' Saint Nick when he's reading a good blog on new ideas for Christmas parties, or you just might end up on the naughty list! Make your own...- $ 14.95
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Mustache Bottle Opener Key Chain
This Mustache Is A Must-Have If you want to give the gift of practicality while maintaining originality, look no further than the Mustache Bottle Opener Key Chain! This sleek silver mustache charm removes bottle caps with ease and is attached to a convenient clip for...- $ 5.95
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Pug Animal Umbrella
Raining Cats and Dogs? Don't have a cow, or a cat, or any any other creature for that matter- have an adorable Pug Animal Umbrella instead! This high-quality umbrella is made from durable 190T waterproof fabric and a reinforced steel frame, making it the perfect canine...- $ 34.95
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Chips and Queso Earrings
This Is Nacho Grandmother's Jewelry Love OOEY-GOOEY Tex-Mex? Well, then we've got a pair of Chips and Queso Earrings for you! Vinca's XL Chips and Queso Earrings are cut from Baltic birch wood and Pearl Yellow acrylic plastic. Adorably Weird Handmade Accessories While these supersize Chips...- $ 44.95
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Leather Jacket Scented Candle
Smell Ya Later That's right, manly smells can be based on real-life things! One whiff of this Leather Jacket Scented Candle and the fresh, woodsy fragrance will have you hooked. Obviously it's not just for men, anyone can enjoy this bold candle! But seriously, nobody...- $ 14.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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