Welcome to Shit Show LED Sign

Enter If You Dare

Step right up and see how far you make it into your day before you collapse and cry with the LED Shit Show Sign! This flashy carnival style sign is carved of real, durable wood with AA battery operated LED bulbs lining the edges that make this unwelcoming welcome sign really pop.

All Signs Point To A Real Bad Time

Measuring approximately 10.75" x 10.5" and featuring a battery compartment, this piece can be mounted or suspended without need for a power cord. The beauty of this LED SHIT SHOW Sign is that it's accurate no matter where you place it! To that end, batteries are not included.

IN STORE PICKUP
We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse 1800 New Jersey 34 Wall Township, 07719
Some items are delivery only. You will have the opportunity to place a separate order for them.
You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.

SHIPPING METHODS
USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.