Funny Gifts

Keep your writing materials locked and loaded in this cast aluminum Gun cylinder pen holder that holds up to 6 pens or pencils.

Take a shot with the Buckshot Shot Glasses shaped and sized to look like 12-gauge shotgun shells. Holds 2 ounces of your favorite liquor or spirit. Perfect gift for dads, grads, groomsmen, firearm enthusiasts, hunters, police, sheriff deputies, FBI, CIA, and all who serve...

Channel Your Inner Lumbergh Are you a tyrannical CEO? A smart-ass underling, maybe? Did you just draw your boss for Secret Santa and this is legit the only thing you know about them? If you said yes to any of these, this I Am The...

Don't Let The Party Go Tits Up The quintessential hallmark of a bachelor party attended by the least eligible bachelors you know, Boob Beer Pong Balls are your breast bet for entertainment! Whether you have boobs, love boobs, or both, these balls are sure to distract...

It's For Your Own Good, Kitty Just because this poor baby can't help licking his wounds doesn't mean you can't help the permeating dead fish smell in your car! This Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener is the perfect air-clearing accessory for any vehicle in need...

Ladies First! The game of fascinating topics and conversations! Players take turns rolling the die and asking personal questions from the game cards. The rest of the group votes for their favorite answer, then that card is awarded to the player with the most...

Puff, Puff, Ash We know it's convenient, but quit ashing in the coffee mugs on your desk before you accidentally take a sip! This Pot Leaf Ashtray keeps your room's aesthetic on point while keeping your space mess-free. It even has notches to hold...

Is that a stress toy in your pocket, or are you happy to see us? This Dicky Squishy has a cute little painted on face, a slow rising, oh-so-satisfying squish and a delectable banana scent that makes it almost as much fun to squeeze...

Play For Buds, With Your Buds It's a long way to the crop! The Deluxe Weed Card Game is a game of strategy where you and your fellow farmers compete to yield as many plants as possible. Watch out for other players sabotaging your garden or calling...

Get A Birds High View A blunt in the hand is worth two bags of kush, or whatever the saying is. Feather your nest with this Two Birds One Stoned Glass Ashtray! This ashtray features an adorably avian illustration print and multiple cigarette grooves, so you...

30 Fun Ways To Get Absolutely Faced A collection with 30 of the most ridiculous drinking games from around the world! Play the craziest games from all over the globe, right in your own living room, or anywhere else! Game Includes: 30 game rule...

A Party Game That May Cause Party Fouls If you're a seasoned partygoer looking for something a little more imaginative than beer pong, Chug-It Beer Drinking Game is sure to be your new go-to! This game set includes a game board, 24 activity cards, 24...

Ashes To Ashes, Buds to Buds Keep your coffee table clear of charcoal-like smudging with this super stylish Iridescent Pot Leaf Ashtray! This gorgeous tray's finish is so pretty and psychedelic, your friends might forget to pass after they puff! An Ashtray That'll Leaf You...

BYOBET If you can find a tool more essential to your barbecue than this Pro 5-in-1 Barbecue Essential Tool, tell Guy Fieri we said hi! Featuring five useful kitchen gadgets folded into one wooden handle Swiss Army-style, this multipurpose utensil is a staple for grillmasters everywhere! A...

  Unlock the good times. Stainless steel key shaped bottle opener. Attaches to your key-ring. Compact and easy to carry. An incredibly useful gift. Quite simply an everyday essential, this is a bottle opener that can be constantly on your person. Made of stainless...

Portable tin lunchbox in a cool guitar style with a set of stickers to customize & convenient carry handles with easy grip to take on the go. It's the perfect gift for any Rock star. Made from Food Grade materials, its safe for contact...

Cupcakes Are The Cure-All For Your Cuts And Contusions Cupcake Bandages cover your cuts with cute. Everyone loves cupcakes and some of us are known to eat them to counteract emotional pain. These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked...

  Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1)...

Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...

Don't Blame A Conspiracy, It's Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky Who's to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you've got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky...

In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...

Your Car Will Bee Cool All Summer This Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? A Sunshade That's Worth...

Love The Smell Of Lavender In The Mourning In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple...

Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...

Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating.  Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...

Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...

Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. A boring bagel becomes your carby...

While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...

  So Warm, You'll Be Bacon In It During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re wrapped in delicious...

This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...

Cat Scratch Favorites Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just playing! These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love...

Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...

A Shark Blanket That Takes A Big Bite Out of The Beach Let’s be honest, we all have had times where we wanted to go to the beach, but just grabbed a ratty old towel or blanket you had laying around. A few hours...

Feel Like A Kid In A Candle Store You probably know cotton candy used to be called fairy floss, but did you know it was invented by a dentist? Seems like blatant vertical integration, doesn't it? Anyway, please buy this Cotton Candy Scented Candle, enjoy its uniquely...

Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...

Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...

A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...

Na'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...

Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...

Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...

Take Us To Your Dealer Time to get spacey! You and all your little green buds are gonna love this far out Down To Earth Alien Glass Ashtray! This high quality ashtray features a colorful alien illustration print and multiple cigarette holders, perfect for...

Stay High-drated It's always 4:20 somewhere. Start your morning on the right wavelength with this far out High Vibes Groovy Ceramic Mug! This colorful mug features a retro style illustrated print that brings a little much-needed peace and love to your afternoon coffee break. ...

Where Else Would They Keep Their Nuts Look at how cute and hygienic this little guy is! This Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener isn't just a great way to fill your car with that fresh pine scent, it's a delight to look at....

I'm In Love With Mary Jane A baddie like you deserves a badass ashtray, not whatever cup is nearby! This high quality Bad Girl Good Weed Glass Ashtray features a colorful graphic print and cigarette holders so you can have a carefree toke and keep...

This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...

These Puzzle Coasters are the retro coffee table addition you never knew you needed. Lap up the fun of watching your friends, family or co-workers race to be the first to win one of these classic puzzle games in a coaster. With 4 different...

Disrespect Your Elders Because the joke never gets old. Unlike Grandpa. This Basically Dead Gravestone Candle is perfect for adorning the birthday cake of your favorite senior citizen, but it's also good for celebrating crotchety thirty-somethings, goths, and morticians.

Time To Get Lit Is it just us or is there something that smells kinda weirdly good about the spilled drink strata of a dive bar counter? If you disagree, congrats on having your life more or less together, but everyone else will surely...

A Pet Water Dish That Looks Like A Toilet Life is full of towering challenges. While some of them are tough, like finding yourself, building a career and possibly starting a family, there are few challenges more epic than keeping your dog from drinking...

A knit drink hugger for your beer. Keeps your hands dry, plus boobs. Perfect for the man’s man.