Ear Guards Ear Protectors

SKU: 210000043451
Availability: 12 In Stock
Product Type: Novelties
$ 4.95
$ 4.95
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While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs

It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that prevent wily insects from eating our delicious brains, and that's fine. The rest of you get the message loud and clear, through your freakishly large, defenseless ears... invest in Ear Guards, lest you perish slowly and painfully at the hands of hungry arachnids! 

Bug-Proof Your Brains With These Essential Ear Guards

Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guard Ear Protectors! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you'll wake up revitalized, refreshed and ear-bug free! After all, ears are meant for hearing, not housing! Includes two vinyl guards with snug-fit elastic on each illustrated card. One size fits all. 

We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse 1800 New Jersey 34 Wall Township, 07719
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We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
Ear Guards Ear Protectors

Ear Guards Ear Protectors

$ 4.95 $ 4.95

Ear Guards Ear Protectors

$ 4.95 $ 4.95

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