Willy Warmer

Keep Your Chestnuts Roasting

If the holidays aren't exactly giving you that warm fuzzy feeling, keep your South Pole cozy and covered with this Willy Warmer! Made with comfortable yarn and equipped with a drawstring for an adjustable fit, this convenient cock sock functions as both a fun, sexy accessory and an actual solution to beating brass monkey weather. Make no mistake, the Willy Warmer is the surprisingly practical gag gift you didn't know you needed! This product is one size fits most. MOST.

IN STORE PICKUP
We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse 1800 New Jersey 34 Wall Township, 07719
Some items are delivery only. You will have the opportunity to place a separate order for them.
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SHIPPING METHODS
USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.