Funny Gifts

Keep Your Chestnuts Roasting If the holidays aren't exactly giving you that warm fuzzy feeling, keep your South Pole cozy and covered with this Willy Warmer! Made with comfortable yarn and equipped with a drawstring for an adjustable fit, this convenient cock sock functions as both...

Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...

Gnome More Packages That's the third time this week that the package was marked delivered and didn't arrive! Either your postman has some explaining to do, or this is the start of a lifelong feud between you and the neighbors. But wait! Is that Porch Pirate...

A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...

Time To Get Wriggety Wriggety Wrecked Your glipglops are gonna like what you got at your next party! This officially licensed Rick & Morty Get Schwifty Drinking Glass is perfect for anytime you wanna get, well, schwifty! Makes a great gift for fans of Rick...

The Best Way To Get Through A Therapy Session Adult Swim is one of the best ways to kill hours and hours of down time. Especially if you’re going to be watching Rick & Morty, who have a knack for drawing you in and...

Feel Your Genius Flowing Rick & Morty is one of Adult Swim’s most popular late night cartoons. Their penchant for abject adventure just keeps the show rolling and rolling with easy laughs. It’s exactly the sort of thing that inspires many a drinking game....

A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...

A 24-inch Inflatable Poop Emoji The person who invented the poop emoji probably didn’t realize that it was going to catch on like it did. You see this little stinker showing up everywhere these days. He seems to have even jumped beyond the smartphone...

A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...

Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...

Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!

Squeeze away your stress with this quirky Stress Pickle Squishy. With its soft and squishy texture, it's the perfect stress reliever for any pickle lover. Say goodbye to stress and hello to some punny relaxation with this pickle-shaped squishy.

What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...

 Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...

Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...

Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...

You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors.  Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...

This bottle opener is a part of the 'Shades of Alchemy' collection. A range of sumptuous giftware and home interior products specially selected to adorn any boudoir or home. This cast iron 'Skeletal hand' Bottle Opener is fun yet substantial. The perfect addition to...

All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...

The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...

At first glance, this handsome but ordinary-looking mug doesn't exactly stand out from the crowd. But as soon as anyone raises it to their lips to take a drink, the cheeky message printed on the base will clearly be revealed! *Cue much sniggering at...

This is the first home-version of the popular bar and party luge! Add water, freeze and you have the ultimate chilling party experience! Have your friend pour your favorite spirit down the luge and drink up. The ice luge has 2 tracks So you...

A Barware Collector's Bust Friend You never know when you'll need to break out the shot glasses- take your hosting game to the next level with this Plastic Boob Shot Set! This set comes with 12 transparent molded shot glasses, each featuring a pair of breasts....

Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...

Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...

Camelids For Cannabis Who wouldn't wanna start the morning with this fluffy little 420 enthusiast? This Alpaca Bowl Ceramic Mug features a unique Femfetti illustration that's sure to have you in high spirits over your morning coffee. Grab it for yourself or gift it...

Don't Kill My Vibe Whether you're enjoying tea or another kind of herbal refreshment in the morning, we support it! This colorful Pass Joints Ceramic Mug features a weed leaf graphic print to remind you there's no wrong way to kick back and relax with...

Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...

The Shawstank Redemption Let poop toil its way to freedom through this unforgiving Barbed Wire Toilet Paper! Get some of this tear-able TP for yourself to reenact your own poopy prison breaks, or save one for your Secret Santa recipient! Wire You Waiting On This Toilet...

Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...

The Perfect Gag Prop For Home & Office This “Complaint Department” sign has a lot of the styling cues you expect to see at a butcher shop or deli counter. There’s an arrow pointing down to a comical black prop hand grenade. The number...

A Coffee Mug For Someone Who Needs A Lot Of Coffee To Get Going Sir Mixalot might have liked big butts, but we are not all that clear on his feelings about one of America’s most beloved beverages, the not-so-humble cup of coffee. If...

Donald Trump Toilet Paper With A Printed Face Donald J. Trump is a controversial figure in politics and entertainment. There are some people who love him, and some people who hate the former President. Those who are not a fan of the man and...

Add a touch of fun and playfulness to your outfit with our Pug Nipple Tassels! These tassels feature adorable pug faces and are sure to be a conversation starter. Perfect for parties, costumes, or just for fun. Get your pug on and let your...

The Emergency Hair Novelty Afro is the perfect solution when you need a quick style fix. This emergency aid provides an easy, hassle-free way to bring out your most fun and spunky looks. In just minutes, you can achieve a kooky afro to get you...

Get Ready For A Royal Flush The Golden Toilet Mug is a guaranteed to crack a smile. This 10 oz coffee mug is a hilarious way to start the day and make your co-workers do a double take.  This high-quality ceramic coffee mug makes a...

A Busty Beer Glass Someone once said that if God made something better than boobies and beer, then he kept it for himself. So, it only makes sense to combine these two works of art in one tastefully elegant beer glass. It features a...

  Whether it's because you think chain coffee tastes like number two or because you're showing solidarity with a pet who prefers to drink from the porcelain throne, you're gonna be obsessed with this Giant Toilet Mug! Use it for coffee! Use it for...

Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...

Introducing the tattoo kitchen gloves - perfect for washing up dishes with style! These gloves not only protect your hands, but also act as a fashion statement. Say goodbye to boring dishwashing and hello to fabulousness.

"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...

"Need to get even with someone? Don't get mad, get the Personal Voodoo Doll! Seek revenge on anyone who's wronged you with this quirky, fun product. No more pent-up anger or bad vibes, just satisfying retribution (and maybe a little bit of humor)."

It's Just Not Cricket Sick of your tone-deaf roommate practicing trumpet through the wall? Give 'em a taste of their own medicine. Measuring 2.5" x 4", the Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank Machine is a discreet and effective form of vengeance against those who...

Be prepared for any occasion with the Emergency Teeth Kit, perfect for when you need to obscure your pearly whites with something a bit more gruesome. 5 pairs of fake teeth per kit

Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? Now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years.

Give the gift of laughter and practicality with the Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper. This quirky product adds a touch of humor to any bathroom experience, making it the perfect gag gift for any occasion. Show your loved ones you care, or...

Get ready for a wild party with the "Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game"! Compete with friends to see who's the biggest daredevil, while sipping on your favorite beverages. Perfect for spicing up any gathering, this game is sure to bring the laughs...