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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
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A Garden Gnome Massacre To Give Your Lawn A Little Extra Humor
Godzilla and other monstrous thunder lizard icons are always popular in movies and TV. Garden gnomes are an equally popular lawn ornament. So, what happens when these two disparate worlds combine? You get the Great Garden Gnome Massacre! You can literally feast your eyes on the beast feasting itself on small garden gnomes.
A One Of A Kind Lawn Ornament Collectible
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre is one of those creative lawn ornaments that you or your guests won’t soon forget. It measures in at just over 9-inches tall and features an evil lizard, that looks a lot like Godzilla, feasting on one miniature garden gnome, while grappling two others and stepping on a fourth. It’s a great gift, as well as a funny conversation starter for the next time you host a cookout or garden party.
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