Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand
You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve.
A Round Of Applause For This Sound Machine
This 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) electronic Instant Audience Sound Machine comes with four sounds—applause, crickets, rimshot and a booing audience. The perfect thing for an instant ego boost or giving effortless feedback to others. Imagine the face of your spouse when he or she tells a corny joke and you play cricket sounds. Three LR44 batteries included. Divorce lawyers at your expense.
IN STORE PICKUP
We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse
1800 New Jersey 34
Wall Township, 07719
Some items are delivery only. You will have the opportunity to place a separate order for them.
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We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.
INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.
SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.