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Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...

All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...

Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...

Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. A boring bagel becomes your carby...

  Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1)...

Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...

Beauty For Bad Kittens Colorful creatures of the night, you'll be feline yourself in the audacious shades of these Emily The Strange Cat Palettes! These officially licensed eyeshadow palettes are inspired by Emily's beloved black cats, each one featuring six corresponding shades with intense color payoff. So, which kitty do...

The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your sandwich and beer chilled and ready to transplant right into your stomach! Each bag has a foam-insulated waterproof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag.  Made with fabric & plastic material Dimensions: 9.75"...

The EVOLUSHIN Magic kit by Shin Lim is the most innovative and exciting Magic Kit on the market! Most magic kits put focus on the "toys" in the kit and not the person performing them. Shin Lim has developed a magic kit focused on...

Polish That Posterior Found you, Ms. New Booty! The Exfoliating Butt Buffer is naughty alternative to traditional loofahs and just as easy to use- simply slip it over your palm and scrub in small, circular motions to buff away dead skin and reveal those sleek...

Unleash a blast of fun with our Exploding Pen! The cap will make a loud noise when removed, adding a playful surprise to your writing experience. Perfect for breaking the ice or pranking your friends. (Warning: may cause sudden bursts of laughter!) Requires toy...

A Wand For Corrupt Conjurors  Epic Armoury’s Fafnir Wand is a 35cm wand, crafted for the hands of the treasure-seeking. Inspired by Nordic legends, this wand has been infused with the personality of greed, reflecting the spells of deceit contained within. The end of the...

A moust-have item from Little Joker, this fake moustache sticker set is safe for facial use. Each pack contains 6 different moustache shapes. Extremely popular around Halloween, and also a top seller year-round for role play, themed parties, and cosplay events. Age Grade: 3+...

Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...

Not Silent Nor Deadly Everyone loves a good fart prank, but it's pretty difficult to enjoy the aftermath of a stink bomb without being caught in the crossfire yourself. If you prefer sounds over stinky spray, Fart in a Can is the fart prank...

Enjoy all the hilarity of farts without the bad smell with this fart-astic Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin. Kit includes fake poop, a fart whistle, warning signs, joke cards, noise putty and a fart bomb. This is the one gift that doesn’t stink.

When Putty & Slime Meet With Flatulent Effects Kids love slime, and it also plays well in a lot of other adult practical jokes. Kids also love molding putty for it’s “Silly Effects.” So it was only a matter of time before some chemist...

Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!

It's a crack-up! Keep your money safely smuggled away in this Farting Fanny Bank. Every time you make a deposit, you'll be rewarded with one of six different fart sound effects.  6 different fart sound effects Easy to remove top Requires x3 AA batteries...

They're Really Just Goth Birds Ever wanted to control a swarm of bats with a wave of your hand? Well, forget it. You could never hope to tame those beautiful, echo-locative creatures of the night. But these Finger Bats? You'll have 'em in the...

Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...

Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...

  Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...

This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

Upgrade your snout and let your fingers do the talking with this Finger Puppet Nose! Slip them on your digits and get ready to entertain with your very own puppet show! Transform your digits into a vibrant cast of characters and let the hilarity...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

Transform Your Fingers Into Wiggly, Wriggly Tentacles What kind of person wears Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought of slowly transforming into a...

A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...

Experience the warm and inviting atmosphere of a campfire in your own home With the Fire Catcher Solar Powered Lamp! Flickering flame provides a cozy and ambient atmosphere, all with the convenience of solar power - no searching for firewood required. Bring home the...

Spice up your next meal with our Food Joke Set. This set includes a variety of food-themed jokes and puns that are sure to make your friends and family laugh (and maybe groan). Perfect for dinner parties or casual gatherings, this set will add...

The Most Practical Joke Kit Yet Liven up your next gathering with this Fooled Ya! Prank Set. Loaded with 25 hilarious pranks and props plus a bonus mystery item, you'll have hours of fun at your fingertips! From the classic fake poop gag to the...

A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...

Frankenstein Silver Screen Super Soapy Collectible Bubble Blower Relive the golden age of monster movies with this Frankenstein Silver Screen Super Soapy Collectible Bubble Blower! Inspired by the classic novelty bubble bath bottles of the 1960s, this 10” tall masterpiece captures the iconic Monster...

7, 8, Those Shades Look Great Bring on the horror with these A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Sun-Staches! Featuring his signature fedora and scary eyes these fear-themed shades are frighteningly fun. These spooky shades are great for all ages and sure to cause...

Eau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...

Introducing your new best friend - Disney's Frozen Olaf Costume Companion! Bring out your inner snowman with Olaf by your side. Perfect for costumes, cosplays, and all your Frozen-themed events! Product Specifications 100% polyester velour outer shell and fiberfill stuffing Stuffed figure measures approx....

Introducing the Funko Pop Bride of Chucky collection featuring the infamous Chucky in a blacklight reactive design! Bring some spooky vibes to your collectibles with this must-have piece. Limited edition release, so grab yours before it's gone! Vinyl figure #315 Approximately 4" tall Glows...

Introducing the Funko Pop Chucky, perfect for horror movie fans and collectors alike. This expertly crafted figure captures all the iconic features of the infamous killer doll, making it a must-have for any avid fan. With its detailed design and high-quality materials, this Funko...

Introducing Funko Pop Chucky: Good Guy Chucky, the perfect addition to any horror fan's collection. With its cute yet creepy design, this figure captures the essence of the iconic killer doll from the Child's Play franchise. Made with high-quality materials, it is a must-have...

Get ready to add some killer style to your collection with Funko Pop Bride of Chucky: Chucky! This adorable yet terrifying collectible features the iconic serial killer doll as he appears in Bride of Chucky. Perfect for any horror fan or collector, this Funko...

This Funko Pop figure features the infamous Chucky from the Childs Play 2 movie. With its highly detailed design and expressive facial features, this collectible is perfect for any fan of the horror genre. Add it to your collection and let the scares begin!...

Train your inner redneck with this silly Funny Redneck Horn! From pickup trucks to the backwoods, it's the perfect way to make sure your presence is known - and laughed at! Unleash your inner Southerner and bring some good-natured fun to any gathering. Yee-haw!

Feeling lucky? These Gag Lotto Tickets will give you a good laugh with every scratch! Perfect for parties, pranks, or just for fun. Who knows, you might even win a fake jackpot!

I Build Models And I Know Things The iron throne is for the king of the seven kingdoms, located in the great hall of the red keep in the city of king's landing. It was forged from 1,000 swords that had been surrendered to...

Garbage Pail Kids: Adam Bomb Glow in the Dark ReAction Collectible Action Figure Get ready to light up your collection with the Garbage Pail Kids Adam Bomb Glow in the Dark ReAction Figure! This 3.75” articulated figure features Adam Bomb in his classic blue...

Do you like scary Dunnys? Then you’ll want to add this terrifying art figure to your horror movie display! Kidrobot's Ghost Face Dunny – Chrome Mask Edition – gives the legendary villain a sleek new look. The result? One killer collectible! This 8-inch Dunny...

YOU'LL BE LOOKING INTO A WHOLE OTHER DIMENSION! Feel a cold presence that you just know is a ghost? While they're usually invisible to the naked eye, these officially licensed ecto goggles will having you saying "There's something you don't see everyday!". Planning a...

Serve All Your Supernatural Elimination Needs No spook, specter, or ghost will be able to evade to the awesome power of this Ghostbusters Mini P.K.E. Meter Collectible w/ Light & Sound... so if you don't detect anything, it's probably because you've already scared them off with...