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Grow a girlfriend? Yes, it's true! This quirky product will expand to 6 times its original size, giving you a playful companion in no time. Perfect for a laugh or a unique gift (for yourself or a friend)! Warning: may cause excessive laughter.

Grow A Leaf: Watch our leaf grow to twice its size! Perfect for curious minds, this quirky plant will provide endless fun and discovery. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Only 2x exclamation marks, we...

Get ready to have some fun and grow your very own Toy Boy! With this clever product, you can watch your Toy Boy grow from a tiny figurine to a full-sized toy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a playful and quirky sense of humor....

Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...

"Get the ultimate DIY experience with Grow Your Own Boobs! Simply add water and watch them grow. No need for expensive surgeries or uncomfortable push-up bras. Embrace your natural self (and give your admirers something to enjoy)."

"Watch your Hairy Balls Planter grow with just a splash of water. Talking to them encourages their growth - how big will yours get? Add a quirky twist to your indoor garden with these playful planters."

Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)

Portable tin lunchbox in a cool guitar style with a set of stickers to customize & convenient carry handles with easy grip to take on the go. It's the perfect gift for any Rock star. Made from Food Grade materials, its safe for contact...

Give Them The Right To Beer Arms The Gun Bottle Opener Key Chain is a great, practical gift for the firearms enthusiast in your life! With a sleek silver handgun design and a convenient keychain for portable access, this bottle opener is a sure shot when...

Pull the trigger on that 2nd cup of coffee. Even sharpshooters need a little help waking up in the morning. The Gun Coffee Mug's pistol grip is a bullseye with hunters, law enforcement and military personnel. 14 oz size holds up to 12 fluid...

Not Your Average Shot Glass Careful where you leave this Gun Mug- it's sure to make your guests double take! This uniquely sculpted mug makes a great gift for firearms enthusiasts and a unique addition to any kitchen counter. Hand painted BPA free and lead free Suitable...

A Gun Show Coffee Mug That’s About Muscle Not Firearms There’s an old saying “Suns Out, Guns Out” that is more than popular in the world of pumping iron. This “Welcome To The Gun Show” coffee mug borrows off this play on words to...

Blow Other Mugs Out Of The Water This charming Hair Dryer Mug is anything but dry! This mug is crafted with sturdy ceramic and hand-painted with a cute ergonomic hairdryer shaped handle. Perfect for brightening any bad hair day, it also makes a great gift for your...

Michael Myers 12" Action Figure - Halloween '78 Samhain Edition This Michael Myers 12" action figure from the iconic 1978 horror classic "Halloween" directed by John Carpenter is a collector's dream. Officially titled the "Samhain Edition," it captures the sinister presence of the silent...

It's the night HE comes home! Sculpted with every detail of Michael Myers represented, this resin Michael Myers Mini Bust is meticulously painted to perfection. Attached to a bust stand so that you can display it in your home, office or anywhere your monstrous...

Introducing the spine-tingling John Carpenter 1978 Halloween Young Michael Myers Bobblehead by Royal Bobbles! Step into the nightmare-inducing world of the iconic horror film, where evil lurks behind every shadow. With his chilling mask and haunting gaze, this bobblehead captures the essence of the...

Give your horror display a killer new collectible with the Michael Myers Phunny Plush by Kidrobot! Inspired by Halloween (2018), the infamous masked killer is ready to stalk your shelves in soft and spooky style. Measuring 7.5 inches, this plush showcases Michael in his...

Halloween 1978 Pumpkin Purse Step out in seasonal style with the officially licensed Halloween 1978 Pumpkin Purse, a festive nod to the classic horror film. This eye-catching purse is made from premium vegan leather, ensuring durability while staying environmentally friendly. The design features a...

This Patch Is Killer Whether you first saw Michael in 1973 or 2018, you won't wanna turn your back on this officially licensed Halloween 2 Michael Myers Knives 3" Patch! This high quality patch features Michael Myers as he appears in Halloween 2 with a...

Halloween II: Poster Pumpkin Magnet Celebrate the Halloween season with this officially licensed Halloween II - Poster Pumpkin Magnet. This collectible magnet is a must-have for fans of the iconic film, featuring intricate, full-color painting that captures the chilling essence of the Halloween II...

Michael Myers 1:6 Scale Action Figure - Halloween (2018) Immerse yourself in the terror of David Gordon Green's "Halloween," the direct sequel to John Carpenter's 1978 masterpiece, with this impeccably crafted Michael Myers 12" action figure. Designed at a 1:6 scale, this figure boasts...

More Of The Night He Came Home! While Sheriff Brackett and Dr. Loomis hunt for Michael Myers, a traumatized Laurie is rushed to hospital, and the serial killer is not far behind her. The nightmare isn’t over! Celebrating the 40th anniversary of the classic...

Evil Reignites with The Michael Myers Head Knocker Experience the chilling climax of Halloween 2 with the Michael Myers Head Knocker from NECA. As depicted in the thrilling 1981 sequel to the slasher classic, Halloween, this head knocker captures the terrifying moment when Michael...

Lighten up your spooky wardrobe with these Halloween 2: Michael Myers Crew Length Mix Match Knit Socks! Add some fright to your feet when you don these bad boys and show your Halloween pride. They're graphic-printed with the world’s most infamous serial killer and...

Halloween III: Season of the Witch - Silver Shamrock Final Processing Metal Sign Dive into the mysterious and haunting world of "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" with this eerie Silver Shamrock Final Processing metal sign. Officially licensed by Universal Studios, this sign captures...

Looking for the perfect jacket this season? Look no further than the Halloween Denim Jacket with Sewn on Frayed Patches! This jacket features unique and eye-catching patches that add a spooky touch to any outfit. Made with high-quality denim, it's durable and stylish. Elevate...

The Night HE Came Home! Unleash your inner superhero with our Halloween Comic Book T-Shirt! Stand out from the crowd and embrace the adventure of Halloween with this bold, action-packed tee. With vibrant comic book graphics, this shirt is sure to inspire and motivate...

The Boogeyman Is Real Be the ultimate Halloween Hide and Seek Champ with this bold T-shirt. Show off your risk-taking attitude and dominate the game with this adventure-inspired design. Stand out from the crowd and claim your victory in style! Officially licensed apparel Unisex...

Halloween Kills - Michael Myers Action Figure Bring the terror of Michael Myers into your collection with this officially licensed Halloween Kills - Michael Myers Action Figure. Standing 12" tall, this meticulously crafted figure features over 30 points of articulation, allowing for a variety...

Evil Dies Tonight Unleash your inner daredevil with our Halloween Laurie Vs Michael T-Shirt! Stand out in any crowd with this bold and adventurous design. Show off your love for horror and your fearless spirit. Perfect for Halloween parties or as a statement piece....

The Perfect Drug Expertly crafted from genuine medical-grade materials, these 30 ml Halloween Medical Prop Vials come with a complimentary LED light-up disc for display purposes. Designed with secure seals, these vials are perfect for prop and display use. Measuring 3 inches in height...

Knife To Meet You The cards predict a spooky fate for you! With this Halloween Michael Myers Tarot Card T-Shirt, you can show off your love for everything Halloween and John Carpenter while giving a unique spin. The tarot card design is a fun...

The Ultimate Halloween Shirt Show off your horror love in supreme style with this Halloween Michael Myers Collage T-Shirt! The graphic and lettering gives off a 90's hip hop feel and presentation, while the collage of the house, Laurie Strode, and "The Shape" himself...

Michael Myers Enamel Pin - Halloween 1978 Celebrate your fandom for John Carpenter's groundbreaking 1978 horror film with this striking Michael Myers enamel pin. Measuring 1.5 inches wide, this pin is a vivid portrayal of the iconic horror villain. Rendered in beautiful full color,...

Haddonfield Just Got a New Captain! Show off some horror-team spirit with this Halloween Michael Myers Varsity Jacket! Classic varsity style with faux leather sleeves and inner lining will keep you warm on chilly days, and the embroidered Michael Myers graphics personalize it to...

A Cozy, Killer Look Stay warm and festive this fall with the Halloween Michael Myers Flannel Button Down Unisex Hoodie. This 100% cotton hoodie will keep you cozy while showing off your love for Michael Myers with the Halloween patchwork, and the orange color...

The Party's Just Getting Started You might be late to the party, but this shirt is arriving just in time! This Halloween Michael Myers Party Crasher T-Shirt is a great novelty shirt to show off your favorite horror slasher icon, with a bit of...

Here To Slay Let 'em know you're in your villain era with this Halloween Michael Myers Slay All Day Black T-Shirt! This Halloween tee features a unique Michael Myers graphic print and makes a versatile addition to any horror fan's every day wardrobe. Show...

Keep A Lil' Michael With You Anywhere Have "The Shape" always be peeking out alongside you with this Halloween Michael Myers Pull Down Pocket Tee. This plain black tee works on its own or paired with a jacket or flannel, and is both spooky...

Looking to spook your friends? This Halloween Holiday Sweater is your ticket! Featuring fun screen-printed graphics, you'll be the life of the party — no treat required!

You Must Be Ready For Him Unleash your daring side with our Halloween See's You When T-Shirt! Show off your fearless spirit with this bold design and make a statement on All Hallows' Eve. Don't let anything hold you back, embrace the thrill and...

Death Has Come To Your Little Town... Embrace your dark side with the Halloween Simply Evil T-Shirt. Featuring a bold design and made from high-quality materials, this shirt will make a statement at any Halloween party. Show off your edgy style and embrace the...

Spice up your Halloween party with our Slapstick Beer Labels. Featuring 4 quirky styles, each pack comes with 12 labels (3 for each style) that fit standard size beer bottles. Get ready for some spooky sips!

To Haddonfield He Goes, Laughing All The Way Take on the winter with boldness and adventure in our Halloween Slashing Thru the Snow Sweatshirt! Featuring a daring design and cozy fit, this sweatshirt is perfect for those who love to take risks and stand...

Smells Like Halloween Spirit This beautiful Halloween - Spirit Of '78 Sculpted Soap can be used to keep your hands clean or kept as a decoration/collectible. The scented soap is not only scary cool, but great for your skin. Fresh citrus notes of lime and orange...

Get ready to snuggle up with everyone's favorite slasher in a cuddly new way! The Halloween Michael Myers Phunny Plush is the perfect way to add some spooky fun to your collection. With its soft material, this plush is perfect for hugging or displaying....

Michael Myers has been resurrected into a new NECA Ultimate action figure! From Halloween: Resurrection, the eighth entry in the classic slasher series, this highly detailed figure captures the notorious killer’s return in one of the most controversial entries in the series. When a group...

Cute Hamburger Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Take a bite out of your next card game with these burger-shaped playing cards. No napkins needed!

When your favorite guy is doing DIY and craving a cold one, rest assured that he won't be left thirsty with the Friday afternoon hammer. The fully functional hammer can be used for sorting those nails. Flip it over to find the bottle opener...

Curse your opponents with style with this Hammer Frankenstein Novelty Mug. Crafted from ceramic and holding 11 oz of your favorite beverage, this mug comes with an open-faced gift box that makes it perfect for gifting. Impress your friends with this stylish, powerful mug!