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It's A Beaut, Clark, It's A Beaut! This Christmas, in Clark’s quest for the perfect family gathering, he’ll short out Chicago’s power grid, electrocute a cat, battle a tree-loving squirrel, hold his boss hostage and spend some quality time with the local S.W.A.T. team…...

This set of Naughty Gnomes Planters will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! Four planters per pack

Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner. The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy...

A Pig Themed Salt & Pepper Shaker This salt and pepper shaker combo was styled to look like two naughty pigs that are getting down to business. Not only is it a great novelty item, but the natural contour of one helps it fit...

Crescent City Colors Everyone will wanna know "who dat" is when they see you rocking the beautiful bold hues in this New Orleans Fleur De Lis Palette! Inspired by the colorful homes that decorate New Orleans, this palette features gorgeous Fleur De Lis packaging and...

New York Nico's Guide to NYC Step into the heart of New York City with New York Nico’s Guide to NYC, the ultimate guidebook from the “unofficial talent scout of NYC” himself. Filmmaker and social media icon New York Nico, known for capturing the...

What Lies Beneath Jack Skellington’s coffin has got to have a little style. After all, the guy was the spirit of Halloween and one of Tim Burton’s most beloved characters. So, when you wake up feeling like the living dead, be sure to have this Nightmare...

A Cult Classic In Ceramic The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of those cult classic films that has gone on to be truly timeless. The driving anti-hero antagonist of the film is none other than the spirit of Halloween Jack Skellington. His machinations and...

Shades Fit For The Pumpkin King Everyone hail to the master of fright, the king of Halloween...Mr. Jack Skellington! You too can rule Halloweentown with these officially licensed Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Sun-Staches. These shades are one-size-fits-most for both adults and children, and they...

Add some Halloween flair to your drinkware with this 4 pack of Nightmare Before Christmas mini cups. Perfect for serving up your favorite spooky beverages, these cups are a must-have for any fan of the iconic movie. Cheers to a frightfully fun time! 1.5...

Shoot The Moon The Nightmare Before Christmas is a cult classic horror film featuring Jack Skellington and his minions. It is a movie that stirs up so much cinematic passion and loyalty, that it only makes sense for it to be translated into a...

For More Than Purple Prose Jack Skellington and his minions play a critical role in the tale come to be known as the Nightmare Before Christmas. It speaks to the audience in haunting shades and purple prose in a way that has become truly...

Eye Protection For Potion Mixing This Halloween, it's plain to see, you and these Sun-Staches are simply meant to be! Stand by Jack Skellington's side with the Sally Sun-Staches from Nightmare Before Christmas. These Sun-Staches are one-size-fits-most for adults and kids, so almost anyone...

Toast to spookiness with this 4 pack of Nightmare Before Christmas shot glasses. Each glass holds 1.5oz and features beloved characters from the classic film. Hand wash only. (Don't let them get lost in Christmas town)!

The Nightmare Before Christmas: 9" Jack Skellington w/ Pumpkin Fully Poseable Collectible Action Figure What’s this? Why, it’s Jack Skellington in fully articulated form! NECA’s newest collectible celebrates the 30th anniversary of Disney’s Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas with a dapper and dynamic...

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington Plush Window Clinger Why limit spooky season to October when you can cruise around with the Pumpkin King all year long? The Jack Skellington Phunny Plush Window Clinger by Kidrobot brings the spirit of The Nightmare Before Christmas...

This Freddy Glove prop replica will have you feeling right at home in the Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors. Professionally crafted with metal fingers and an authentically distressed leather-like glove, this replica comes with a mannequin hand form for display when...

Melatonin’s New Spokesperson These days, sleep quality is everywhere in the news. Mattress companies, white noise machines, physicians, sleep apnea specialists and pharmaceuticals all tell you about the great new ways they have to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Yet in the...

Nihilism.Soap.Unscented.Absolutely no absolutes.Yet oatmeal.All lather is meaningless. Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps are very nice as a gift or a guest soap. Ponder.Rinse.Repeat.2 oz. / 56 g.Not...

Set of 18 Individually Wrapped Self Adhesive Bandages - Sterile, Latex-Free, Antibacterial, & Easily Removable - Funny Gift & First Aid Addition. Stealthily cover cuts and scrapes with the sneakiest ninja bandages around

Get Down To Business Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to get the job done, so take the proper preliminary measures with No Job Is Finished Toilet Paper. Sure, it's messy business, but you've earned your seat by delivering on your promises to get...

Set of 18 Individually Wrapped Self Adhesive Bandages - Sterile, Latex-Free, Antibacterial, & Easily Removable - Funny Gift & First Aid Addition. You won’t have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these tattoo bandages

"Stay incognito and sassy with the Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask. This playful accessory keeps your secret safe while you catch some Z's. Wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world (or at least your morning coffee). No need to tell anyone,...

Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...

Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...

Say "Not Today Satan!" with this stylish black mug. With a powerful design and hardy make, it's sure to ward off the bad vibes and keep you in good spirits. Get ready to take on any challenge with this mug at your side!

Don't Let The Door Hit Ya 'Cause girls just wanna have five uninterrupted minutes of solitude. Fend off unwanted small talk in the break room with this Not Your Babe Ceramic Mug! Featuring a unique femfetti design print, this mug is the ideal way to...

In many circles, the Notorious B.I.G. is hailed as one of, if not the, greatest rappers of all time. Super7 is taking you back to where it all began with a new 3.75” scale Notorious B.I.G. ReAction Figure. Inspired by the music video for his...

Notorious B.I.G. 7" Deluxe Biggie Collectible Action Figure Super7 continues to honor the legacy of The Notorious B.I.G. with this stunning 7” Deluxe action figure! This articulated collectible perfectly captures Biggie’s iconic East Coast style, featuring a highly detailed sculpt and premium paint application....

Scribe Like A Cephalopod  It may not be capable of grasping or squirting your enemies, but you're sure to get plenty of ink out of this Octopus Tentacle Pen! This realistic polyresin pen is sure to make note taking and pencil pushing a more...

Color Me Bad Admit it, your old school supplies aren't cutting it for your NSFW drawings. Sure, there's a grey in there, but the blue undertones just don't capture the true color of GILF bush. Luckily, Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition has got you covered! With explicit hues like Anal...

The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...

We get it- we have a lot of cool stuff. If it's too much to wrap your head around, give your friends and family members the ultimate carte blanche with an AbracadabraNYC Gift Card! Our gift cards are delivered by email, with instructions included on...

Perfect For Playtime Any Good Guys collector should get a load of this Officially Licensed Embossed Chucky Fun Box! This sturdy metal lunchbox features an embossed "Chucky" lid with illustrations on the sides that make it look straight out of the Play Pals factory. Display it, store your...

This Box Is A'mazing You'll be the babe with the power with this magical Officially Licensed Embossed Labyrinth Fun Box! This sturdy metal lunchbox features a gorgeous embossed lid with art from the movie Labyrinth that any 80's kid is sure to fall in love...

From The City of Brooklyn Zoo, Ol’ Dirty Bastard is back again! The new 7” scale, articulated ODB Deluxe figure is inspired by the cover art from his platinum-selling solo debut album Return to 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version, features intricate sculpt and premium...

Ol' Dirty Bastard: 3.75" ODB Collectible ReAction Action Figure Bring the raw energy and unforgettable legacy of Ol' Dirty Bastard to your collection with this iconic 3.75” ReAction figure! Capturing ODB’s unique style, this articulated figure comes packaged on a cardback inspired by the...

  Unlock the good times. Stainless steel key shaped bottle opener. Attaches to your key-ring. Compact and easy to carry. An incredibly useful gift. Quite simply an everyday essential, this is a bottle opener that can be constantly on your person. Made of stainless...

Add A Little Panic To Sitting On The Throne Modern science has come up with a lot of great inventions. From space age polymers that let us send men into space, to supercomputers that let us enjoy millions of internet memes. Though one of...

Say hello to our Forevermore Dolls! Now you can cuddle up and get your creep on with your favorite mummified animal parts sewn on dolls! Nothing says I love you more than Forevermore!

Get ready to be amazed with Opticz UV Blue Invisible Ink Large Tip Marker! This marker is not your ordinary one - it's black light reactive, making it perfect for those secret messages that only come to life under UV light. Plus, the large...

Add some spice to your bedroom with our Oral Sex Card Game! With 50 possibilities (25 for her and 25 for him), spice up your night (or afternoon) with three included games or pick a card at random. Get ready for playful fun and...

Make Sure You Get Your Booster Keep everyone's spirits high at your next party with these colorful Orange Syringe Shooters! These transparent shooters are perfect for adding a little creepy hospital ambiance to your Halloween celebration and feature convenient measurements on the side to make sure you're...

Silly Never Goes Out Of Style The popular classic standard toy of putty fun since 1950, Silly Putty is a unique substance that stretches without breaking and bounces high like a ball. A fun fidget toy, each pink-colored Silly Putty comes contained within a...

Chill out-- our Out Of This Galaxy Holographic Alien Bum Bag is the way to go! Keep all your belongings close to your spacey side with this fashionable bag: it'll make you feel out-of-this-world! Be sure to leave Earth behind and get your hands...

Don’t call OutKast’s 5th album a “greatest hits” record, but rather consider it a “refresher” of tracks that trace their awesome musical journey, that also includes a handful of all-new tracks for their faithful fans! The latest 3.75” scale, articulated OutKast ReAction Figure 2-pack...

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright—Outkast is back to shake things up in your collection! Inspired by their iconic "Hey Ya!" music video, these 3.75” scale, articulated Outkast ReAction Figures of André 3000 and Big Boi bring all the energy of their electrifying performance straight...

Unlock the secrets of palm reading and create a relaxing atmosphere with the Palmistry Palm Reading Guide Incense Holder. A beautiful and unique decoration, this incense holder brings style and insight to any room!

Don't Kill My Vibe Whether you're enjoying tea or another kind of herbal refreshment in the morning, we support it! This colorful Pass Joints Ceramic Mug features a weed leaf graphic print to remind you there's no wrong way to kick back and relax with...

Pee-Wee Herman: Resin Jambi The Genie Head Knocker Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney… ho yes, it’s Jambi! One of the most iconic and beloved characters from Pee-wee’s Playhouse is now ready to bring a little magic—and a lot of wobble—into your collection. This dazzling...