New Arrivals

Put a little sparkle in your Thanksgiving celebration with our Foil Fall Thanksgiving Cutouts! These festive decorations feature a unique foil finish that will make your dining room shine. Wow your guests with their unique shapes, perfect for adding a touch of quirkiness to...

Add some extra sparkle to your Friendsgiving festivities with this Foil Friendsgiving Streamer Set! Perfect for adding a festive touch to any room, this set includes an array of colorful streamers sure to make you go "foil wow!" (we did it!). Don't let Friendsgiving...

Celebrate Friendsgiving with friends and family by decking out your space with this fun and festive Foil Happy Friendsgiving Streamer! Invite your guests in style with a vibrant streamer laid with cheerful wishes - and enjoy the compliments you'll receive for your awesome decorating...

Housekeeping? Do your room the ultimate service with this Fresh Linens Scented Candle. The fresh aroma of hot-out-of-the-dryer towels is so clean and comforting, you may accidentally leave a tip for yourself on the dresser after lighting up. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility Five star...

The Smell Is Intoxicating   These Whiskey Scented Candles are hand poured with soy wax, and aged in the finest metal tins by The Stinky Candle Company. Because that's why you're into whiskey, right? So you can romanticize its conception at length to your poor friends...

Send Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...

It Smells A-Maize-ing We're loathe to speak ill of one of the most versatile and delicious snacks known to man, but when was the last time you ate corn chips and felt full before you felt utterly defeated... yet still ached for chips? These Corn Chips Scented Candles...

A Wine Candle... Wine Not? Sweet, floral, a little leathery... hey, do you think this would pair well with the Nacho Cheese candle, or is it a crime to even consider it? In any case, the Wine Scented Candle smells accurate and pleasant enough...

A Sensory Journey To Animal Jail So it happened: you took your kids to a petting zoo and they won't let up about getting a teacup pig. You've explained there's no such thing, there's baby pigs that grow into full-sized hogs, but that just added...

What That Candle Dew? Make it a classy, grassy affair with this Wet Grass Scented Candle. Maybe you live in a dense urban area and miss the smell of nature, maybe you're a person who genuinely loves mowing the lawn, or maybe you're a...

Kind Of A Big Dill It's the ultimate consolation prize for the inflated price of deli sandwiches! But seriously, these Dill Pickles Scented Candles are popular with good reason. The fresh sweet and sour notes of this scent are guaranteed to resonate with pickle lovers,...

This Candle Is Number One Whether you’re planning an ill-advised office prank, attempting to drive out a high maintenance roommate, or trying to mask a different smell in your room (BTW, your parents already know you smoke weed), we don’t question or judge your...

It'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...

Let's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...

Satan's Little Helper The nicest thing we can say about this Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle is that it's probably the most creative conceptual scent out there, and it's not quite as soul-killing as Rotting Flesh. It's still pretty rancid and somehow smells like...

Smell Ya Later That's right, manly smells can be based on real-life things! One whiff of this Leather Jacket Scented Candle and the fresh, woodsy fragrance will have you hooked. Obviously it's not just for men, anyone can enjoy this bold candle! But seriously, nobody...

Eau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...

Wooden It Be Nice? It's fresh, it's earthy, and it evokes the comfort of a log cabin getaway. The only thing this candle doesn't feature that it really should is Kesha. Grab a Timber! Scented Candle, close your eyes, and fantasize about able-bodied lumberjacks. Don't be...

A Damn Fine Candle Even if you're not a coffee drinker, no one can deny the rich, balanced scent of this Columbian Coffee Scented Candle. Perfectly warm and bittersweet, this candle may inspire the urge to recite beat poetry or type out a screenplay...

Feel Like A Kid In A Candle Store You probably know cotton candy used to be called fairy floss, but did you know it was invented by a dentist? Seems like blatant vertical integration, doesn't it? Anyway, please buy this Cotton Candy Scented Candle, enjoy its uniquely...

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em Ok, that pun was genuinely terrible. We're sorry. But not as sorry as anyone smelling this Fart Scented Candle for the first time. The sulfuric stench of this bad boy is good for two things only: pranks, and improving...

The Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...

Wake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...

Candle Asada The fresh, spicy, notes of this Burrito Scented Candle will encompass you so perfectly, you'll feel like one yourself. Indulge in savory sensory bliss all day long without the high risk of creating an inversely proportional stench in the bathroom later. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility ...

Time To Get Lit Is it just us or is there something that smells kinda weirdly good about the spilled drink strata of a dive bar counter? If you disagree, congrats on having your life more or less together, but everyone else will surely...

Na'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...

How Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....

Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...

You Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...

A Rich And Powerful Fragrance Longing for the good ol' days of cash transactions? Or maybe trying to simulate what it feels like to sleep on a pile of money? Are you trying to impress a wealthy client who's coming over for dinner, sitcom style?...

We Want The Funk This particular scent may not be very popular, but we assure you, it's of high rank. The Body Odor Scented Candle perfectly encapsulates the unique miasmic atmosphere of high school gym class. Perfect for satisfying the nostalgia of mothers with adult sons,...

Caught Ya Looking We can't all be blessed with expert weaving abilities and eight long legs that go on for days, but you'll only need two to capture everyone's attention in these sexy Spider and Web Print Pantyhose!  Perfect for accessorizing Halloween costumes, festival...

This Tailcoat Will Have You Snatched This Black Victorian Jacket is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. With its sleek design and classic black color, it adds a touch of elegance to any outfit. Whether you're dressing up for a formal event or just...

Gear up in style with our Leatherette Chest Harness in a bold, brown hue. Designed for the adventurous and fashion-forward, this harness is more than just a stylish accessory. Made with high-quality leatherette, it promises durability and comfort. Perfect for adding some edge to...

Color Me Bad Admit it, your old school supplies aren't cutting it for your NSFW drawings. Sure, there's a grey in there, but the blue undertones just don't capture the true color of GILF bush. Luckily, Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition has got you covered! With explicit hues like Anal...

Be the star of the show in the stylish Top Drawer Red Sequin Steel Boned Corset! This sizzling corset let's you sparkle and shine with its steel boning and sequins for an unforgettable night. Set the night on fire and show 'em who's boss!...

Add some flair to your outfit with the Ivory White Lace Jabot. The delicate white lace adds a touch of elegance, while the jabot style adds a bit of whimsy. Perfect for a fancy event or a playful day out. (No frills or frou-frou...

Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Wounded, captured and forced to build a weapon by his enemies, billionaire industrialist Tony Stark instead created an advanced suit of armor to save his life and escape captivity. Now with a new outlook on life, Tony uses his money...

I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing In 1977, The Dark Lord of the Sith force-choked his way into the hearts of America! The Metal Earth Darth Vader Helmet model is a replica of arguably one of the most iconic images in the world....

A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...

Assemble Your Own Arachnid Comprises a group of more than 900 types of often hairy and very large arachnids. Most species of tarantulas are not dangerous to humans and some species have even become popular in the exotic pet trade. Their prey are insects,...

Curse My Metal Body! R2-D2, a skilled starship mechanic and fighter pilot's assistant, and C-3PO, a droid built and programmed for etiquette and protocol by the heroic Jedi Anakin Skywalker, formed an unlikely but enduring friendship through some of the galaxy’s most defining moments...

 I Can Bring You In Warm, Or I Can Bring You In Cold Din Djarin, an orphan from humble beginnings, was taken in by the Mandalorians and trained to become a warrior. Adopting the name of his newfound tribe as a moniker and equipped a sturdy helmet...

He's No Good To Me Dead Boba Fett is a Mandalorian warrior and one of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy. A genetic clone of his "father" bounty hunter Jango Fett, Boba Fett learned combat and martial skills from a young age....

I Build Models And I Know Things The iron throne is for the king of the seven kingdoms, located in the great hall of the red keep in the city of king's landing. It was forged from 1,000 swords that had been surrendered to...

Fire-Breathing Fury The most feared of all Dragon kind, Red Dragons are unmatched in their ferocity. In lore, their fiery breath has been known to lay waste to entire cities. A Model Kit Worth Its Weight In Treasure Fit for celebrating Chinese New Year...

Halloween Fun Is A-Brewin' This 12" Black Cauldron is perfect for conjuring up some great Halloween party decoration ideas! Made of sturdy molded plastic material, these cauldrons have a black matte finish and give a cute seasonal touch to any snack table, store counter, or front...

Ready To Rave Till Dawn? Whether you're escaping from blade runners or just the festival port-a-lav, you'll look awesome doing it in these Demonia Black/UV Pink Slacker-156 Boots! These blacklight reactive combat boots are the ultimate choice for high-tech lowlifes who wanna light up the dance floor,...

On Candy Stripe Legs, The Spider Man Comes Don't be surprised if you catch everybody staring at you in these Demonia Black Slacker-88 Boots! These stylish shoes have a delicate spiderweb pattern woven into the sides that make for a cute and creative addition to any witch...

Watch out for the Ground Breaker Zombie! This unearthed undead is ready to grab your ankles with its right arm and give you a scare. With a slumped over posture and a head that turns side to side, this prop is sure to add...