New Arrivals

  So Warm, You'll Be Bacon In It During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re wrapped in delicious...

Turns Feet Into A Movement For Change Refuse! Resist! Every step you take is a step in the right direction with these comfortable, yet contrary Resist Socks! Maybe you're wearing them to work in silent protest, or maybe it's a message to your cat...

S.W.A.K. There's no more tender way to tend a wound than these super sweet Boo Boo Kisses Bandages! With twelve colorful pout-shaped bandages in each tin, these kisses are perfect for healing what hurts ya! Kiss It Better With Boo-Boo Kisses Bandages Give your boo-boo...

Cat Scratch Favorites Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just playing! These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love...

From Tears Of Pain To Tears Of Laughter If laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you! Each of the fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips is decorated with...

Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...

An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...

No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...

These incredible travel mugs actually work! Made from the highest quality ceramic material and double walled to insulate. These travel mugs keep your drinks hot or cold for longer than you will believe. Show the world your own unique style when on the go! These...

  Shot Through The Glass And It's Too Late This shot glass just got shot. That’s right, it's a shot glass that looks like it has a bullet hole going right through it. The exterior of the Just Shot Glass w/ Bullet Hole is...

Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...

Turn Your Daily Commute Into A "Dilly" Commute During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. Sweeten The Ride With Sour...

And Bob’s Your Color There are times when you need your hair to take on an otherworldly shade, for a cool costume party or a funky night out, but you don’t necessarily want to permanently dye your natural hair that color on Monday through...

An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...

An imperial pint straight ale glass, badged in glorious dignity with a cast pewter skull 'n bones label from a rare and recondite, extra strong brew, befitting all serious ale-aficionados. A simple yet dignified piece to accompany your drinking One pint beer glass with...

Cause a stir with these incredible mug and spoon gift sets! Perfect for that tea or coffee loving friend! Or maybe a little treat just for you, it will truly serve you a fiendishly good brew! This extraordinary mug and spoon set forms part...

Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...

Women, men, horror movie enthusiasts, and questionable internet search histories all agree- there is nothing more admirable than a strong, independent woman who's also a hideous beast. Pay homage to them with these Monster Women Notebooks- you can doodle your beloved monster babes in...

In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...

Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...

A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...

Deck Out Your Next Poker Game With Horror Icons This deck of Council of Monsters Playing Cards will haunt your dreams — in a good way. This is the official card deck of the Council of Monsters. A vampire, werewolf, mummy and monster got...

Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...

Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...

Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...

For Your Car, Cave, or Belfry Let other people have their pine tree air fresheners while you celebrate the bat! These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of prey. You never know! This...

Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...

Where Else Would They Keep Their Nuts Look at how cute and hygienic this little guy is! This Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener isn't just a great way to fill your car with that fresh pine scent, it's a delight to look at....

Ready To Break The Bond? Ben Nye Spirit Gum Remover is the ideal formula for removing Spirit Gum adhesive from the skin. It features ultra-fine oils that gently work their way between the Spirit Gum adhesive and the skin, allowing for a simple and effective removal process.Spirit...

Stick To What Works Any special effects artist who specializes in prosthetics will tell you there's no adhesive like Ben Nye Spirit Gum! A longtime favorite of industry professionals, this spirit gum dries down to an invisible, no-shine finish and securely adheres prosthetics, lace-front wigs,...

This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...

Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...

Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...

The rich consistency and color payoff of this grease paint gives you professional-looking results without breaking the bank, making it a popular choice year after year for Halloween makeup looks.  Mehron Color Cups are a thick creamy consistency. You can apply it using fingertips,...

Face Your Wildest Fantasies Mehron Fantasy FX makeup is perfect for full coverage face painting! This is a quick and easy-to-use cream to create any look, from scary tigers to a beautiful fairies. Packaged in a durable squeeze tube, Fantasy FX creams can be dispensed and...

Fancy Finishing Touches Your Gatsby party costume is in good hands with these Elegant Extra Long Satin Gloves! These luxurious looking gloves are super comfortable with a smooth satin finish, and make a gorgeous addition to princess, superhero, and flapper costumes.  Grab A Pair Of These Extra...

Sexy and alluring, you'll love the way the Dex Sheer Plus Size Stockings by Leg Avenue add a touch of glamour whether you're wearing them with sexy lingerie or a fun costume. Comfortable and versatile, this irresistible alternative to women's tights is a must-have...

Show off your fabulous legs with these sheer pantyhose. They will provide the support that you need while looking stylish. Features: Material: Nylon, Spandex Care Instruction: Hand Wash Size: One Size Fits Most Color: Nude, Black, Beige

Need a wig that's as effortlessly cool and extraordinarily gorgeous as you? This versatile Ashley Wig is perfect for conveying a refined sense of glamour while still turning heads! This wig features long, straight locks parted at the center that seamlessly transition to delicate...

The Eternity Wig's cut may have been a product of yesteryear, but it's as timeless as the name suggests! Reminiscent of the curly bobs sported by actresses of the 1920s, this wig is parted slightly off center with sophisticated waves that frame the face...

A Peppermint Classic With A Twist The famous comedian Ron White once said “When I fly I take two Viagra and demand a pat-down!” If this sounds like your kind of humor, then you are sure to love this Candy Cane Stud undies. It...

Tell the gang on forty-second street that you'll soon be there in this ravishing Broadway Wig! Perfect for any star on the rise, this glamorous 'do from Westbay's Sepia collection features a side swept fringe and tons of sexy, glossy curls that reach mid...

For a high quality party wig with unparalleled sex appeal, this super stunning Kelly Wig is a force to be reckoned with! Available in a wide array of shades, this wig from Westbay's Sepia Collection features a side swept fringe with uniform length locks...

Santa’s Main Squeeze They say that beyond every good man is a great woman. Santa Claus pulls off a lot over the course of the Christmas season. While his reindeer transport infrastructure and elven manufacturing logistics are impressive, Santa’s productivity nonetheless hinges on the...

Burned by yet another anime wig you purchased online that didn't match the photo? Worry not- what you see is what you get with this enchanting Joi Wig! Inspired by the gothic and lolita subcultures born of the Harajuku district in Tokyo, this cute...

St. Nick’s Trusted PR Department Mrs. Claus handles a lot of Santa’s important public relations appearances and human resources. That’s probably why you see her by the big guy’s side at mall appearances, photo ops and Christmas plays. Of course, with so many appearances...

This Rasta Lock Wig perfectly replicates the look and feel of natural shoulder-length dreadlocks. They look like real human hair, but they are really made from synthetic fibers. This wig is one-size-fits-most and available in Black, White, and Brown. High quality synthetic fibers Adjustable...

Evil Ash Magnet from Evil Dead 2 Bring a touch of classic horror to your home with the officially licensed Evil Ash magnet from the cult favorite, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn. This collectible is a must-have for fans of the franchise and...

Celebrate the Holidays with the Gremlins Enamel Pin Embrace the festive season and your love for Gremlins with this uniquely charming enamel pin! Officially licensed and meticulously designed, this pin captures the playful horror of the Gremlins in a vibrant Christmas tree design, making...

Celebrate Halloween with style and safety with the officially licensed Trick 'r Treat Sam Bitten Lollipop Purse. Meticulously crafted from the highest quality vegan leather, this durable piece features a soft black and orange striped inner lining, a large center pocket, two side pockets...