New Arrivals

The Opposite Of A Warm Welcome Is it just us, or does this Looming Ghoul Animated Archway have serious Final Boss energy? This 10 foot tall doorway decoration moves his arms, head, and torso back and forth as he intimidates with flashing yellow eyes and...

A Haunting Glow For Your Halloween Gathering Create the perfect Haunted Halloween effect with these unique tiny, bright LED Lights. This 200 count 3mm bulb string has a 16.5 light length. And 40 of the 200 lights twinkle for a magical effect! The 24...

It's Been A Rough Afterlife Unleash your inner warrior with our Warrior Mummy Head w/ Hair Prop! Made with death like details and realistic hair, this prop is perfect for adding a spooky touch to any Halloween decor or event. Let your imagination run...

Before Instagram There Was Another IG Of all the reptilians, the vivid iguana is arguably the most popular pet. Sure snakes have their appeal for some, but an iguana isn’t going to bite your face with neurotoxic venom or constrict your cat before swallowing...

The King Of All Snakes Sure anacondas and boa constrictors are powerful, but nothing is as recognizable or as fearsome looking as a King Cobra with its hood flared out, ready to strike. If you need to turn the fear factor up in your...

A Deadly Snake Under Glass In the world of herpetology, the coral snake is recognized as being the snake with the second deadliest venom in the world. It is so frightening to people who live in the areas where they reside that people go...

Death From Above When the Spanish Conquistadors first attempted to navigate the Amazon Jungle they called it “The Green Hell.” It was rife with problems, bizarre sicknesses, violent insects and predators that went beyond their imagination. While many people who venture into the Amazon...

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $250 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $250 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

The First Land Animals Before the Carboniferous Era only plants had managed to colonize the land. Though as atmospheric oxygen levels continued to rise it made it possible for the first amphibians to truly set foot on land. These creatures became some of the first...

Not Your Ordinary Crab Cakes When most people hear the term “Blue Crap” their mind instantly goes to Chesapeake Bay, and the Maryland Blue crabs that are turned into delicious crab cakes. But did you know that this isn’t the only place you can...

The Aliens Among Us? The humble octopus is a bizarre creature with neural nodes attached to each of its 8 invertebrate tentacles. These miniature “brains” can work independently or in tandem to perform a wide range of tasks. Not the least of which is...

Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys- just squeeze him to relieve your stress!

Score a goal with every sip using our Football Fantasy Beer Mug! Perfect for game days, this mug is shaped like a football. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy a cold one, this mug adds a fun touch to any beer drinking...

Get ready to elevate your listening experience with the quirky and fun Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker! Boasting of color-changing LED lights, this speaker brings a touch of playfulness to your music. With its Bluetooth compatibility, the benefits of seamless connectivity are at...

Bring the fun of the intergalactic arcade to your living room or backyard with the Space Darts Inflatable Lawn & Floor Game! Blast your opponents with the spaceship  darts.

Spook up your lawn with these 6 festive yard signs! Perfect for Halloween decorations, these signs are sure to catch your neighbors' attention. Easily decorate and add some fun to your outdoor space.

Display your jewelry in a unique and eye-catching way with the Skeleton Hand Jewelry Stand. Crafted with intricate details, this stand adds a touch of macabre elegance to any room. Perfect for showcasing your favorite pieces and keeping them within reach. Elevate your jewelry...

Bigfoot, Spiritual Master This is a Zen Bigfoot Statue for the enlightened. Want to spruce up your garden or the potted plants in your living room? This polystone Zen Bigfoot features everyone’s favorite cryptozoological creature practicing mindfulness. Bigfoot Is One With The Universe Archie...

What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! Come For The Candy, Stay Pho The Endless Puns ...

Mr. Hyde Is Getting Coal In His Stocking Everyone knows the story of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but for some reason, people don’t associate it with Christmas. We think this Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Christmas Ornament is the perfect expression...

Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...

The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...

Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily transportable...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

Great For Christmas Grumps The kids won't think twice about opening anything before Christmas with this Krampus Christmas Ornament staring 'em down. Not only is it more effective than the unremarkable, shiftless Elf on a Shelf, it looks far more stylish as part of your...

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $950 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

Killing Rats & Family Pets For Over Two Centuries Poisons like strychnine, cyanide and arsenic were often used in the 18th & 19th century to kill rats and other pests. The problem was that these poisons were so potent that then the family pet...

  The Perfect Prop For Your Apothecary Old fashioned pharmacies and apothecaries were known for selling snake oil, codeine syrups and other liquid creations that may or may not have been fit for human consumption. Though the lack of scientific efficacy never seemed to...

The 19th Century’s Opioid Crisis If you think that today’s opioid crisis is a problem, imagine what it must have been like back in the 19th Century and the early parts of the 20th Century. Back then all you had to do was walk...

Clan-Na-Hoot-Te’s Favorite Firewater Clan-Na-Hoot-Te was a famous Apache medicine man who eventually went on to sell his own bottled medicine. While modern day medicine might question its effectiveness, it was far more effective for curing what ails you than a lot of the snake...

Mummy Skeleton Hands are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like...

A Flowery Sentiment Of A Suit You'll have everyone blushing and blooming in this stylish Summer Tulips from Amsterdam 3pc Opposuit! This short sleeve three piece suit is a refreshing shade of robin's egg blue with an all-over pink floral print that'll have everyone...

Glowing Neon LED cord is shaped into the words "Trick or Treat" and is strapped to a solid metal frame. For maximum visibility the sign blinks intermittently On and Off. Its Safe Anti-Shatter design is family friendly and able to be easily displayed in...

Let Your Inner Flapper Shine! Get ready to be the talk of the town with this Peach Beaded Flapper Dress. Perfect for roaring twenties-inspired parties, this unique dress will make you look like you just stepped out of the era! Wow your friends and...

This Fringed White Flapper Dress brings all the sass and vintage vibes to any party. The playful fringe details and classic white color give you endless options to dance the night away. Stand out in style and let your inner flapper shine!

A Purrfectly Feminine Feline Whether you are a true sex kitten or an elegant cougar who’s ready to pounce, you need to feast your eyes on this Multi Purpose Catsuit. The inspiration for the look is drawn from the feline form and given elegance...

Be the belle of the ball in this high-quality Southern Belle costume! Perfect for a fancy night out or for your next costume party, this costume is so convincing you won't even believe it's not a real dress from the south. So slip into...

A Flattering Studded Black Bikini This two-piece studded black bikini is made from sultry soft “Leatherette” polyester. This sexy black faux leather is then accented with studs on the front and pucker back. Just bear in mind that the collar-choker in the picture is...

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $950 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

A Deal You Can't Refuse This secure, black briefcase is the perfect choice for transporting high-value assets. Perfect to add to your production or film. It features a heavy-duty steel lock for reliable security, plus 35 stacks of 1,000 and both large and small...

Get Ready For Cold Lunch Some kids don’t like the hot lunch being served at school. Then there are other kids who just love a good cold lunch, especially if they look in their pack to find Kraft Lunchables. If you love Lunchables, then...

Every Cloud Has A Silver Wine-ing When you take a sip of that “rainy day” bottle of wine, you’ll feel like you’re on Cloud Wine. This stemless wine glass and coaster set includes a cute lil’ silicone cloud coaster for putting your drink down. Even better,...

Like Your Coffee Black As Your Soul? Then this is the mug for you! Our Black Soul Mug is a hilarious way to start your day. It is a perfect addition to your at-home coffee cup collection, a must have for the office, and the ideal...

Be the wizard you always wanted to be with this enchanting Wizard Beard and Hair set! Get ready to transform into a mystical being with this one-of-a-kind set that includes a wig and a fake beard - the perfect combo for bringing your wildest...

Left My Keys Somewhere Over The Rainbow This Rainbow Key Holder has two cloud key chains and key holder wrapped up in one adorable set. Measuring 9.5” x 0.6” x 5.9”, the colorful rainbow hangs on your wall and keeps track of your keys. The...