New Arrivals

"Watch your Hairy Balls Planter grow with just a splash of water. Talking to them encourages their growth - how big will yours get? Add a quirky twist to your indoor garden with these playful planters."

Unleash the boss in you with our Voodoo Chopping Board! Made to handle even the toughest cuts, this board is not just your ordinary kitchen tool. Show off your kitchen skills with a touch of humor and magic - voodoo style! (No actual voodoo...

This Man Flu Bell is designed with male-specific features to provide sympathy for the exaggerated flu symptoms experienced by men. Crafted with an extra loud bell, it's perfect for alerting others to the presence of a sick man in need. A must-have for any...

Product Details  Everyone will instantly know which awesome fashion designer you are when you wear these officially licensed Edna Mode Incredibles Costume Glasses! The oversized plastic spectacles have round black frames just like E's and are fitted with clear, non-prescription lenses. No Capes!  The...

Add some bouncy fun to your game night with Boobie Basketball! Take a break from the ordinary and score with this quirky game. Perfect for parties or just for a silly night in. (Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter!)

"Get the ultimate DIY experience with Grow Your Own Boobs! Simply add water and watch them grow. No need for expensive surgeries or uncomfortable push-up bras. Embrace your natural self (and give your admirers something to enjoy)."

When you need a burger costume, STAT, this hamburger headpiece is the way to go! This hilarious stuffed hat securely frames your face with a bun on the bottom. The brim of the hat creates a textured meat patty while shiny, fresh toppings are...

Product Details This storybook-inspired costume is a black jumpsuit with a long cat tail. A furry chest piece in white is topped with the cat's signature big red bow, and the red and white striped, oversized top hat is also part of the Cat's...

Take out your anger on the PMS Chopping board! This quirky chopping board turns meal prep into a cathartic experience. Let out your frustrations while creating delicious dishes. Don't bottle up your emotions, chop them away with the PMS Chopping board!

"Stay incognito and sassy with the Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask. This playful accessory keeps your secret safe while you catch some Z's. Wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world (or at least your morning coffee). No need to tell anyone,...

Travel back to 1920's Hogwarts with this Fantastic Beasts Hufflepuff Robe! Just like in the Harry Potter world, this robe will have you feeling like a true wizard. Put your house pride on full display and get ready to add some magic to your...

Get ready to sleep soundly through even the toughest PMS symptoms with our PMS Eye Mask - Disturb At Your Own Peril. This eye mask not only blocks out light, but also clearly signals to others to tread lightly. Wake up refreshed and ready...

"Keep your willy warm in style with our Rainbow Willy Warmer! This quirky accessory is one-size-fits-most and adds a pop of color to any outfit. Perfect for a fun and playful touch to any occasion. Don't let the cold weather bring you down -...

"Park with sass using our Cheeky Parking Memo Pad. This playful notepad features a bold message - 'Thanks for parking so close' - that will surely brighten up your day. Keep it in your car for quick notes or a good laugh. No more...

Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.

Need a little help initiating some frisky fun? This cheeky Ring for Sex Bell has got you covered! Just give it a ring, and watch your partner come running. With this playful accessory, you'll never have a dull moment in the bedroom. (Seriously, this...

Clean up with ease after a naughty night. This novelty box comes with the perfect tissue to help you quickly clean up after all your wild adventures. Pick up a box for yourself or get one for a friend; either way you'll never find...

"Pack a big surprise with Little Willy Condoms! Don't let insecurities get in the way of pleasure - these condoms are perfect for any size. With a playful name and reliable protection, you're sure to leave them wanting more. (No, seriously, it's little -...

Watch a dozen roses bloom right before your eyes with Grow a Dozen Roses! Simply add water and enjoy the beauty and fragrance of these blooming flowers. Perfect for any occasion or just to brighten up your day!

"Hex the haters with the Bitch Voodoo Doll in a fierce pink hue. This quirky doll lets you take back control and poke fun at the negativity surrounding you. Perfect for a sassy and confident queen (or king) looking to add some humor to...

Tired of being kept up at night by your partner's snoring? Snore-No-More's extending punching glove offers a playful solution. Simply aim, extend the glove, and give a gentle (or not-so-gentle) tap to silence the snores. Say goodbye to sleepless nights with this quirky and...

Boost your confidence instantly with the Inflatable Instant Boob Job! Just inflate for a fuller chest in seconds. Perfect for special occasions or every day use. Say goodbye to push-up bras and hello to a natural, enhanced look. No more underwire discomfort or expensive...

Chews Wisely Got a coworker who doesn't understand the concept of personal use mugs, even when the communal mugs are like... right there? Stick it to them with this Chewing Gum Prank Mug! In addition to holding 300ml of your favorite beverage, this mug functions...

Beer Pong Has Met Its Maker There's never been a funnier way to butt heads with your friends! Pull out Head Pong at your next party, and your function will instantly become a meeting of the minds. This kit comes with two inflatable catcher headpieces, and...

This Jingles Horror Clown Mask with Detachable Ringing Clown Nose is the perfect Halloween costume accessory. It features a realistic clown mask with a detachable ringing nose, made with soft and comfortable material. Scary and fun, the Jingles Horror Clown Mask is the perfect...

Introducing the Forevermore Horror Piggy Doll. This doll stands out with its distinct design and spooky vibe, perfect for horror fans of all ages. Constructed with robust materials and durable stitching, this doll is designed to last for years. Add a touch of horror...

Summer Breeze Makes Me Feel Fine If you like piña coladas... you'll probably like this Orange Palm Tree Hawaiian Shirt! Also known as an Aloha shirt, this casual top is decorated with palm tree silhouettes and a vibrant red and orange pattern that makes...

Get ready to have some fun and grow your very own Toy Boy! With this clever product, you can watch your Toy Boy grow from a tiny figurine to a full-sized toy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a playful and quirky sense of humor....

Need a girlfriend? No problem! With Grow A Girlfriend, the possibilities are endless! Simply add water and watch as your new companion grows before your very eyes. Say goodbye to lonely nights and hello to a quirky, fun-filled relationship. (No more swiping right!) Color...

Express yourself with Pastease's Red Cross Nipple Pasties! An energizing design in rich red, enjoy the comfort and poise of these Plus X beauties. With a strong adhesive that stays put, these pasties provide the perfect way to show your individual style and make...

Holo At Me People are gonna be trippin' out over how awesome these psychedelic pasties are! These Indica Pot Leaf: Lavender Holographic Weed Nipple Pasties have a colorful holographic finish that'll bring high aesthetic value to any 'fit. Great for parties, festivals, performances, and of...

Elevate your look with Plus X reflective gunmetal grey cross nipple pasties. Crafted with reflective, high-quality materials, these sparkly, statement pieces will have you standing out in any crowd. Make a bold, fashionable statement that lasts all night. Plus X – an eye-catching statement...

Add fun and flair to your style with these Neon Rainbow Tie Dye Snake Print Cross Nipple Pasties! Show off your bold and daring side by making a vivid, unforgettable statement with this eye-catching outfit addition. With these pasties, you'll be sure to stand...

Achieve a vibrant and eye-catching look with these Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow Nipple Pasties! In a fun and unique butterfly pattern, these pasties feature multi-colored rainbow glitter that will make you stand out in each crowd. Make a statement and be the envy...

Yeti As She Grows Are you ready for this yeti? Throw some water on this tiny Hatch and Grow Yeti and watch the iceberg erupt to reveal your new abominably adorable pal! Once it's dry, you can put this fun-sized cryptid on your desk...

Let Your Freak(y) Flag Fly Get ready to serve your country some looks in these ultra sparkly Confetti Glitter Red, White & Blue Patriotic Body Pasties! These high-quality pasties are shaped like small stars and hearts in a holographic finish that measure about .5"...

Show off your sparkly side with Confetti body pasties! Our easy-to-apply, neon green, red, pink and purple pasties add a vibrant, colorful twist to any outfit. With their waterproof adhesive, they'll stay on through whatever fun you have planned!

Turn heads with these dazzling Chains: Shattered Glass White Cross with Gold Chain Pasties. Crafted with sparkly white crosses on golden chains, these glamorous pasties are sure to be a showstopper! With an iconic look and luxurious feel, make every outfit a statement with...

Who's Your Connect? Call us Fleetwood Mac, 'cause we would never break this chain! These Chains: Shattered Glass Green Weed with Gold Chain Pasties are covered in a mesmerizing iridescent shatter finish and decorated with flashy gold chains for a look that'll have everyone wanting to link up...

Flying In The Face Of Physics  We wanna meet this eagle's yoga instructor, 'cause it's clearly achieved a level of inner peace we can only dream about. This Balancing Eagle is a strangely transfixing novelty that's always hanging on by the skin of its beak, but...

This Thing Is Forkin' Cool Test, improve and develop your butterfly knife style flipping skills with your Caliber Gourmet Stainless Steel Butterfly Fork. Designed to behave like a butterfly knife while being safe to use, like a fork. Perfect to take along on camping trips, picnics,...

The Write To Bear Arms Designed to look just like a 50 caliber bullet, the Tactical 50 Caliber Bullet pen is perfect for office and home use. Makes a great gift for gun enthusiasts, pen collectors, hunters, outdoorsmen, or military buffs. This Pen Is A...

Wanna See Me Shotgun This? Caliber Gourmet's Shotgun Shell Stainless Steel Insulated Bottle is the perfect size for keeping hydrated outdoors, and fits great in most bags. Features a no-spill push button pour top and vacuum insulation. Fits well with everyday activities and makes a great...

Stick It To 'Em Rob your penny-pinching target of their dignity with this hilarious Sticky Coin Prank! Leave this sticky coin out for someone to find and watch them struggle- even if they realize it's fake, there's a good chance they'll keep trying to dislodge...

It's Over-The-Kitchen-Counter Everything is fine. You have a hot drink in your hand, you're awesome, and this mug is too. With the Chill Pill Mug, every drink is a mellow one. Take during stressful encounters until you're calm AF. This Mug Is Just What...

Nice And Kushy Have a dope summer with this plant-inspired Dope Pool Float. The translucent summer raft is filled with gold glitter flecks for a sunny shimmer while you float. Made from a durable material with a built-in cup holder, the Dope Float keeps...

Run, Rabbit, Run It's all true, the boogeyman is real, and you found him! This officially licensed House of 1000 Corpses "Rabbit Roastin" Otis Driftwood 5" Collectible Action Figure is a must-have for your collection shelf, mama. The figure features a light-up lantern and comes in...

You'll Never Get Out Alive The big Deadwood mystery of Dr. Satan is a secret that's better left kept... if you know what's good for ya! This officially licensed House of 1000 Corpses "Rippin' Axe" Professor 5" Collectible Action Figure features the iconic, articulated likeness of Dr....

If Someone Needs To Be Killed, You Kill 'Em Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B", give me a "Y"! This officially licensed House of 1000 Corpses "Showtime" Baby Firefly Collectible 5" Action Figure features an articulated performance-ready Baby figure, along...

 general knowledge quiz game that puts players against each other in the ultimate battle of brains and nerves. Correct answers keep you safe, but incorrect answers could give you the shock of your life!