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The Original Liquid Ass Spray
Eau De Toilet Whether you're a seasoned prank master or simply a host who's ready for the guests to leave ASAP, accept no substitutions for The Original Liquid Ass Spray! Novice pranksters beware, though- this is no ordinary sulfur stench. This spray's unique profile...- $ 14.95
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Realistic Floating Eyeball Gag
Wake Up And See The Coffee Surprise your unsuspecting guests with this realistic floating eyeball gag! An incredibly life-like eye it's enough to make anyone's skin crawl! A surefire way to get some laughs and keep the party wild. Get your eye-popping gag today!- $ 3.95
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Disappearing Squirting Ink Bottle Prank
Without A Trace Make sure your victims never forget you with this Disappearing Squirting Ink Bottle Prank! Shock them as it quickly squirts out before disappearing in thin air! Perfect for pranking your pals, leaving them confused and in stitches - it's the gift...- $ 4.95
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Liquid Ass Spray Bad Karma
What Goes Around, Sticks Around No one will dare harsh your mellow when you're equipped with Liquid Ass Bad Karma Spray! Featuring the original and bestselling Liquid Ass Spray in a fresh new package, this foul-smelling essence is your most effective protection against blocked...- $ 14.95
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Surprising Shock Flashlight Keychain
The Surprising Shock Flashlight Keychain is here to light up your life with a shock of laughter! This practical joke keychain shines light on the darkest of moods or situations. It's the perfect way to give your friends a jolt! Keyring attached Batteries included...- $ 9.95
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Magic Re-Lighting Candles
Make A Wish... And Another... And Another... Bring some magic to your next birthday celebration with our Magic Re-Lighting Candles! These unique birthday candles look like any other, until you blow them out - and then they miraculously relight, bringing the party back to...- $ 5.95
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Squirting Ketchup Prank
Prank your friends with a ketchup bottle that squirts catsup! They'll never see it coming with this hilarious gag gift. Perfect for a good laugh!- $ 4.95
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Joker's Peel Off Coin
Not Loose Change While it might seem like a simple thing, one of life’s true joys is to walk down the street and find a penny that seems to have fallen out of someone’s pocket. Better yet, if that coin is a nickel or...- $ 2.95
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Cracked Phone Screen Joke
Ring, Ring. Nobody's Home We all know how expensive phones are these days, but they are needed in our world. We have gone through various methods of communication through history, such as letters, bells, and smoke signals. Now, all you need to communicate is...- $ 4.95
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Mouse Attack Mouse on String Prank
Startle your friends with the Mouse Attack Mouse on String Prank! Hang the mouse above your target and watch them jump when it drops! Enjoy hours of devilish fun with this amusing prank - it's sure to make 'em squeak!- $ 4.95
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Shocking Stapler Office Gag
Shocking stapler funny gag perfect for office pranks. A little shock of hilarity that will liven up your workday! Perfect for any office prankster looking to add a zap of zaniness.- $ 9.95
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Jelly Bean Snake Can
Unleash the fun with our Jelly Bean Snake Can! This quirky can contains two 40" cloth snakes, perfect for pranking and play. Plus, with a screw-on lid and compact size, it's an easy-to-carry addition to any adventure. Recommended for ages 14 and up. Get...- $ 10.95
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Exploding Pen
Unleash a blast of fun with our Exploding Pen! The cap will make a loud noise when removed, adding a playful surprise to your writing experience. Perfect for breaking the ice or pranking your friends. (Warning: may cause sudden bursts of laughter!) Requires toy...- $ 3.95
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Bang Exploding Toilet Seat Gag
What's Going On In There? Be the life of the party with this Bang Exploding Toilet Seat Gag! Just set it up in the bathroom and wait until the unfortunate victim takes a seat. Perfect for any prankster looking to add a bit of...- $ 4.95
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World's Tiniest Blower
It Blows This isn't your typical leaf blower - it's the World's Tiniest Blower! So small you can fit it on your desk - and you'll be ready to blast away any dust or debris with ease. Don't worry about clearing those corners anymore -...- $ 18.95
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Tiny Black Mouse Prop
Eeek! Who invited the vermin? These Tiny Black Mouse Props measure 2.5" each and make for excellent Halloween decor, but they're also great for leaving in your messy colleague's desk drawer. Measure 2.5" in length each Sold in a pack of 8- $ 7.95
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Ass On Fire Liquid Ass Spray
Think all farts are created equal? You goon. One quick spritz of Ass Of Fire Liquid Ass Spray, and you'll be flooded with memories of that Thai restaurant that nearly put you and your sorry ass in the hospital. This foul smelling formula replicates...- $ 14.95
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Swamp Ass Liquid Ass Spray
For those unfamiliar with the term, Swamp Ass Liquid Ass Spray is inspired by the miasmic quality of gym locker rooms, post-coital bedsheets, and youth karate classes. Perspiration and sebum come together with the sweet, sweet scent of an unwiped butthole to bring you...- $ 14.95
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Giant Toilet Mug
Whether it's because you think chain coffee tastes like number two or because you're showing solidarity with a pet who prefers to drink from the porcelain throne, you're gonna be obsessed with this Giant Toilet Mug! Use it for coffee! Use it for...- $ 15.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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Gag Lotto Tickets
Feeling lucky? These Gag Lotto Tickets will give you a good laugh with every scratch! Perfect for parties, pranks, or just for fun. Who knows, you might even win a fake jackpot!- $ 5.95
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Dirty Face Soap
Have some mischievous fun with DIRTY FACE SOAP! Perfect for jokes and pranks, this sneaky soap is perfect for leaving out when you have guests that help themselves to your cosmetics without asking. Ages 14+- $ 4.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. A boring bagel becomes your carby...- $ 9.95
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Rubber Band Gun
Unleash your inner child with this Rubber Band Gun! Don't let its simple design fool you, it comes with 8 rubber bands for endless fun. Perfect for target practice or office warfare. Let the games begin!- $ 6.95
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Food Joke Set
Spice up your next meal with our Food Joke Set. This set includes a variety of food-themed jokes and puns that are sure to make your friends and family laugh (and maybe groan). Perfect for dinner parties or casual gatherings, this set will add...- $ 9.95
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Smoker Joke Set
Get ready to light up the room (or someone's cigarette) with our Smoker Joke Set. Watch them squirm as they try to light their cigarette with the squirt lighter, then surprise them with the snapping match book or the fake cigarette burn. It's a...- $ 9.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Desk Plate
Channel Your Inner Lumbergh Are you a tyrannical CEO? A smart-ass underling, maybe? Did you just draw your boss for Secret Santa and this is legit the only thing you know about them? If you said yes to any of these, this I Am The...- $ 4.95
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Office Possum Hanging Prank Toy
The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...- $ 34.95
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Squirt Pen
Unleash your creative side with the Squirt Pen! This quirky pen lets you make a splash while writing, with a built-in squirt feature. Perfect for adding a playful touch to your notes and doodles. Stay stylish and have fun with the Squirt Pen. (Warning:...- $ 2.95
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Urine Scented Candle
This Candle Is Number One Whether you’re planning an ill-advised office prank, attempting to drive out a high maintenance roommate, or trying to mask a different smell in your room (BTW, your parents already know you smoke weed), we don’t question or judge your...- $ 9.95
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Parking Tickets
Score a laugh with these fake parking tickets! Perfect for pranks and jokes, this pad of tickets will deceive even the most seasoned parkers. Not valid in any state, but definitely up the humor factor in any situation. (Not responsible for any actual tickets...- $ 4.95
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Snapping Match Book
Introducing the Snapping Match Book - a hilarious prank that may leave a few people fooled (or maybe just scared). Simply open the match book and watch as it snaps down on your finger. Don't worry, these matches are not real - just the...- $ 3.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. These...- $ 6.95
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Evil Genius Desk Plate
Meanwhile, At the Legion Of Doom... You didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister", now prove it with this Evil Genius Desk Plate! This is no cheaply made, run of the mill gag gift though- this authentic looking nameplate...- $ 4.95
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Snapping Gum Prank
Get ready to prank your friends with the Snapping Gum Prank! This quirky item looks like a regular piece of gum, but when someone tries to take a bite, it snaps back. (No gum included!) Fool your friends and have a good laugh. Just...- $ 3.95
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Mary Jane Scented Candle
It'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...- $ 9.95
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Fart Scented Candle
Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em Ok, that pun was genuinely terrible. We're sorry. But not as sorry as anyone smelling this Fart Scented Candle for the first time. The sulfuric stench of this bad boy is good for two things only: pranks, and improving...- $ 9.95
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Gasoline Scented Candle
Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...- $ 9.95
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Baby Raccoon Buddy
I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...- $ 25.95
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Chewing Gum Prank Mug
Chews Wisely Got a coworker who doesn't understand the concept of personal use mugs, even when the communal mugs are like... right there? Stick it to them with this Chewing Gum Prank Mug! In addition to holding 300ml of your favorite beverage, this mug functions...- $ 13.95
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Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle
Satan's Little Helper The nicest thing we can say about this Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle is that it's probably the most creative conceptual scent out there, and it's not quite as soul-killing as Rotting Flesh. It's still pretty rancid and somehow smells like...- $ 9.95
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Pho Candy
What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! You can’t put soup in your pocket and...- $ 6.95
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Color Changing Brain Fart Coffee Mug
A Color Changing Brain Fart Mug Color changing isn’t just for cold, refreshing adult beverages. It also has a place in the world of hot beverages like coffee and tea. You see this showing up with flatulent humor in this color changing Brain Fart...- $ 10.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...- $ 13.95
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Body Odor Scented Candle
We Want The Funk This particular scent may not be very popular, but we assure you, it's of high rank. The Body Odor Scented Candle perfectly encapsulates the unique miasmic atmosphere of high school gym class. Perfect for satisfying the nostalgia of mothers with adult sons,...- $ 9.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...- $ 6.95
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Rising Toilet Snake Prank
Time To Get Slippery Only a real charmer would have this Rising Toilet Snake Prank in their bathroom. This realistic reptile prop is attached to a toilet-sized plate that suction cups to the underside of the seat. The snake coils down when the lid...- $ 59.95
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Zoo Scented Candle
A Sensory Journey To Animal Jail So it happened: you took your kids to a petting zoo and they won't let up about getting a teacup pig. You've explained there's no such thing, there's baby pigs that grow into full-sized hogs, but that just added...- $ 9.95
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Vomit Scented Candle
The Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...- $ 9.95
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Car Exhaust Scented Candle
You Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...- $ 9.95
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