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Set of 100 Fortune Telling Cards
Unlock the secrets of destiny! This set of 100 fortune-telling cards allows you to explore your future in a powerful and meaningful way. Discover the knowledge you seek, receive valuable advice, and gain insight into whatever questions you may have. Unlock the power of...- $ 14.95
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Jumping Beans
Spill The Beans Oh yeah, your roommate is gonna hate this one. These Jumping Beans are as classic as they come- just drop 'em to the floor and let them drive your victim up the wall! If you've got pets, the reaction will be...- $ 3.95
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface Unisex Pocket Tee
A Little Leatherface To Keep You Company They say everything is bigger in Texas, so this must be the only exception! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface Pull Down Pocket Tee is a classic black tee that works great to wear out and show off...- $ 36.95
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Halloween Michael Myers Slay All Day Unisex T-Shirt
Here To Slay Let 'em know you're in your villain era with this Halloween Michael Myers Slay All Day Black T-Shirt! This Halloween tee features a unique Michael Myers graphic print and makes a versatile addition to any horror fan's every day wardrobe. Show...- $ 34.95
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Keep On Creepin' On Skeleton Pin White
Creep It Real For the freaks and creeps who live every day like it's Halloween... we see you. And we especially see you loving this Keep On Creepin' On Pin! This adorably spooky enamel pin makes a perfect accessory for the misfits and lovers...- $ 16.95
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Evil Dead 2: Evil Ash Enamel Pin
Evil Ash Enamel Pin from Evil Dead 2 Flaunt your fandom for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 with the vibrant Evil Ash Enamel Pin. Officially licensed, this pin captures the iconic look of Evil Ash in stunning detail. At 1.75" tall, this durable...- $ 11.95
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Grow A Boyfriend
Grow a girlfriend? Yes, it's true! This quirky product will expand to 6 times its original size, giving you a playful companion in no time. Perfect for a laugh or a unique gift (for yourself or a friend)! Warning: may cause excessive laughter.- $ 6.95
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Magic Hatch & Grow Eggs
Watch in amazement as this egg magically hatches and grows into a cute companion! No need to rush - these eggs take time, just like the real deal. Simply add water and in just 48 hours watch as your egg transforms. Get ready to...- $ 3.95
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Suck Me Novelty Condom
Workin' On My Bite Moves Keep those nocturnal creature emissions in check with these Suck Me Novelty Condoms! These standard latex condoms feature a vampire-inspired "Suck Me" print wrapper and are perfect for sealing the deal before you drain some blood, among other things. Standard...- $ 6.95
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Buttman Novelty Condom
A Full Moon Rises Over Gotham City Need a watchful protector on this dark night? Keep the butts of this city safe with these Buttman Novelty Condoms! Decorated with a Batman-inspired logo wrapper, this standard latex condom is perfect for keeping your ass covered before...- $ 6.95
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Tonight Story Novelty Condom
There's A Snake In My Boot Fans of Pixar and forced puns alike will delight in these Tonight Story Novelty Condoms! Decorated with Toy Story inspired packaging, these standard latex condoms are the optimal choice if you're about to have a friend in...- $ 6.95
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Dr Seuss The Grinch Green Knit Hat
This Grinch Knit Hat is all you need to keep your head warm and your spirits higher! Get ready to steal Christmas in style this year with a cozy, cuddly, and cheeky hat that will make everyone smile. Yule be looking "Who"nderfully festive!- $ 19.95
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Inflatable Perfect Woman
"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...- $ 8.95
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Return of The Living Dead: Tarman 1:6 Scale Figure
Send... More... Paramedics He's back, and ready to party... he just needs a little brain food before he gets goin'. The official Return of the Living Dead: Tarman 1:6 Scale Action Figure is proudly presented by Trick or Treat Studios and Living Dead Media! This amazing...- $ 159.95
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Trick r' Treat 1:6 Scale Deluxe 10" Action Figure
This officially licensed 1:6 scale Trick R' Treat 10" Action Figure is a must-have for any Sam fan. Featuring 30+ points of articulation and a screen-accurate costume with patchwork details, this deluxe figure also includes a Burlap Sack Head, Unmasked Head, 4 Additional Hands,...- $ 199.95
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Final Cut Bloody Handsaw Earrings
Best Thing U Ever Saw Put the finishing touches on your masterful 'fit with these badass Final Cut Bloody Handsaw Earrings! These statement-making silver earrings feature saw pendants smothered with realistic blood that perfectly complement any costume or going-out look! Made with high quality alloy Surgical...- $ 9.95
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Stone Heart Bat Wing Ear Cuff
Wings Of A Dark Love Infuse any look with dark romance with this Bat Wing Ear Cuff. Designed with bat wings curling around your ear, and a black enamel heart centerpiece, this piece will make you standout so well, your friends will be checking for...- $ 16.95
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Scream: 7″ Scale Ultimate Ghostface Collectible Action Figure
Everybody's A Suspect For the sick f**k who's seen one too many movies, no memorabilia collection is complete without this Ultimate Scream Ghost Face Collectible Action Figure! This killer action figure is fully articulated with a real fabric robe, and comes with a host of masks...- $ 59.95
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Bride of Chucky: 8″ Scale Chucky & Tiffany Collectible Clothed Figure 2 Pack
Well Hello, Dolly! From the hilarious horror film Bride of Chucky! The murderous doll inhabited by the soul of a serial killer is back on the rampage, but this time he’s met his match… His old flame Tiffany rescues his parts from a police...- $ 109.95
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Lick Me Knee High Socks
Feelin' Runny? Let your socks do the talking with the Lick Me Knee High Socks. The fun novelty socks feature color block details with a cute ice cream cone accent. Socks To Bring' Em To Their Knees Made with high quality hosiery fabric for...- $ 12.95
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Harry Potter Hogwarts Insulated Water Bottle Slytherin
Hogwarts Swag At Its Finest The truth is, you can’t cast a powerful spell if your throat is parched. Of course, these days everyone knows about the importance of staying hydrated, and most of us carry our own personalized water bottle. So, you might...- $ 36.95
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Demonia Black/Red Slay-77 Boots
A Slayer Is Born Get ready to step all over your enemies and reach new heights in these unbelievably badass Black/Red Slay-77 Boots from Demonia! These matte black platform shoes are as classic as they come, with the added bonus of bright red spikes protruding from...- $ 165.00
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Large Michael Myers Knives Back Patch
This Patch Is Killer Whether you first saw Michael in 1973 or 2018, you won't wanna turn your back on this officially licensed Large Michael Myers Knives Back Patch! Measuring a whopping 13" tall, this high quality back patch features Michael Myers as he appears...- $ 32.95
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Zombie Flower Pot
Bring Your Plants To After-Life Your plant parent tendencies and your horror movie obsession, together at last! The Zombie Flower Pot is a high quality, heavy-duty outdoor resin planter modeled after the famous Frankenstein monster. A Flower Pot For The Modern Prometheus Measuring at...- $ 49.95
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Creepy Horse Head Ornament
Spread Some Equidae Cheer No matter what you do with this Creepy Horse Head Ornament, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven’t you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? A Very Mare-y Christmas Ornament It’s Archie McPhee's classic...- $ 12.95
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Clear Lens Santa Readers with Beard Sun-Staches
The Perfect Specs For Making A List and Checking It Twice Be sure not to disturb ol' Saint Nick when he's reading a good blog on new ideas for Christmas parties, or you just might end up on the naughty list! Make your own...- $ 14.95
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Chucky 3D Keychain
Wanna Play? Take your favorite Good Guy on the go with this officially licensed Chucky 3D Keychain! Made with durable sculpted polyresin, this Chucky shaped charm measures approximately 1.6" (4 cm) and comes attached to a carabiner style clip so you can display your friend...- $ 19.95
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Prank Tricks Tin w/ 8 Classic Pranks
With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!- $ 13.95
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Finger Raccoon
Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...- $ 3.95
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Finger Unicorn
A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...- $ 2.95
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Fried Chicken Candy
If Only It Came In Extra Crispy If it were economically feasible, they'd sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2.5 oz. of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. What the cluck? Add some savory...- $ 9.95
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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...- $ 16.95
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Dracula Book Crossbody Bag
A Dracula Themed Vinyl Cross-Body Bag This Dracula Book Cross Body Bag was styled with impressive Dracula themed graphics. It looks like something that stepped out of a classic old black and white film, only it is screen printed and shaped to look like a grimoire...- $ 54.95
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Brain In A Jar Crossbody Bag Blue / Pink Holo
No need to give this Brain In A Jar Crossbody Bag a second thought; this grey matter goes with every outfit! This bag has a flashy holographic finish that'll give your mad scientist costume some serious extra credit, but it's so cute you'll wanna...- $ 44.95
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Halloween (1978) Michael Myers Samhain Edition 12" Action Figure
Michael Myers 12" Action Figure - Halloween '78 Samhain Edition This Michael Myers 12" action figure from the iconic 1978 horror classic "Halloween" directed by John Carpenter is a collector's dream. Officially titled the "Samhain Edition," it captures the sinister presence of the silent...- $ 119.95
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Bad Bunny Zombie Stuffed Animal
No Bun Is Safe This cuddly teddy was once a child’s most beloved possession, and now it's experiencing a posession itself! Do you dare bring home this rotten Bad Bunny Zombie Stuffed Animal? Measures 13’’x 12’’x 8’’ Made and painted by hand in Mexico with a...- $ 89.95
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Unicorn Attack Garden Gnomes
A Unicorn Versus Garden Gnomes Lawn Ornament It’s a little-known myth that Garden Gnomes and unicorns have a long-standing blood feud between them. At least that’s what this lawn ornament would have you believe. It appears to be a pitched scene of battle where...- $ 41.95
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Busters Hide A Key Dog Poop
A Brilliant Way To Hide A Key In Fake Dog Poop The truth is a lot of the classic ways of hiding a spare key around your door are well known to most would-be thieves and Ne'er-do-wells. Under the welcome mat, above the jam,...- $ 16.95
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Exercise Block Prank Exercise Machine
A Comical Exercise Block For A Quick Workout Do you have someone in your life who keeps nagging you to get more exercise, but you don’t have the time or the underlying motivation to bother? If so, you might want to work a simple...- $ 14.95
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Dinosaur Coffee Connoi-Saur Mug
A Dinosaur Themed Mug For An Avid Coffee Lover This ceramic mug is painted in white and green with a handle that has been styled to look like the long neck of a cartoon brontosaurus. On the face it reads “Coffee Connoi-Saur.” It’s the...- $ 14.95
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Queen of Everything Golden Crown Coffee Mug
A Special Coffee Mug For That Special Lady In Your Life If you have a special lady in your life or you know one who is a true queen, then this coffee mug might be the best gift money can buy. As the name...- $ 16.95
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Caffeine Molecule Laboratory Beaker Coffee Mug
Perk yourself up with a cup of‚… yes, coffee! This laboratory inspired mug is etched with markings in homage to the wonderful world of science!- $ 19.95
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A Sack of Shit Prank Gift
A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise!...- $ 7.95
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420 Fortune Telling Stoner Magic Ball
Puff, Puff, Predict Finally, a straight answer to age old queries such as "what do you guys wanna eat?" and "what happened to the lighter?" The 420 Fortune Telling Stoner Magic Ball is here to serve as your new tell-all weed smokin' companion! Have A Ball While...- $ 9.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Desk Plate
Channel Your Inner Lumbergh Are you a tyrannical CEO? A smart-ass underling, maybe? Did you just draw your boss for Secret Santa and this is legit the only thing you know about them? If you said yes to any of these, this I Am The...- $ 3.95
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Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper
Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...- $ 4.95
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Popping Dick Candy Pina Colada Flavored Sucker
If You Like Peen-a Colada The yummy Pina Colada-flavored dick sucker that explodes in your mouth! Bust a nut by dipping your coconut sucker into pineapple flavored popping candy. The yummy cocktail flavor combines while your dick sucker is popping one off in your...- $ 8.95
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Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets - Every Game Is A Winner!
You Scratch Mine, I'll Scratch Yours Win big with Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets! Every ticket is a winner! Scratch to reveal a sexy position or foreplay activity for the night. Great for scoring big on Valentine's Day, birthdays, or any other day of the...- $ 9.95
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Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener
Smells Like Somebody Hates Christmas Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener! Perfect for keeping kids quiet during...- $ 9.95
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches. My...- $ 13.95
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