Sure, your boring old human hands let you do nuanced things like type and count to ten, but you have to admit you'd be fifty times more awesome with claws. This set of two 14-1/2" long latex Giant Lobster Claws by Archie McPhee slips on over your hands and instantly makes you more lobstery. In fact, you'll look so lobsterrific, you'll hardly be able to resist dipping yourself in butter.
While we don't recommend driving or operating heavy machinery while wearing these Giant Lobster Claws, they're not completely useless. You can sorta kinds pick stuff up when you move the pinchers. Also helps you give a powerful handshake. Fit most adult hands. Sold as a pair.