Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap around your head. Suddenly, you are a unicorn! Transform even the most mundane activities into a dramatic statement (e.g., riding in an elevator, going to the theater, appearing in court).
We know, the reality of not being a rainbow-riding mythical horse is devastating stuff. Archie McPhee's vinyl Inflatable Unicorn Horn is an essential accessory for victims of the rat race who just want to gallop through fields and eat... treasure? Whatever unicorns do.
