Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee

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Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee

Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee

$ 19.95 $ 19.95

Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee

$ 19.95 $ 19.95

Fancy A Shag?

Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shaved? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution Fashion First Aid's Kitty Carpet: the reusable downstairs toupee merkin! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee measures 3.5 inches wide on top and is 4.5 inches long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (USA-made double-sided body tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product as Kitty Carpet is 100% polyester faux fur.

Quality Homeware For Your Down There

Using Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee is easy: Trim your Kitty Carpet to the desired shape and peel off at least one included Quick Fix Stick and stick it to the non-fuzzy side of Kitty Carpet. Then, adhere your Kitty Carpet exactly where you think it should go. Each pack contains 1 carpet with 24 pieces of Quick Fix Sticks, and measures approximately 4.5 x 3.5 x 0.2 in (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm).


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