Let’s face it, flatulence is funny. Especially when you time it for just the wrong occasions. While whoopie cushions are all fine and good, they tend to get spotted easily, and are a pain to place. Not to mention the challenges that come with trying to reset it. You can do away with all of that with this Remote Control Fart Machine. It runs on batteries, it can be placed discretely well in advance. Best of all you can turn it on from across the room, so no one will ever suspect it was you!
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IN STORE PICKUP
Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC. You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.
INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.
SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
For sanitary reason and due to the nature of the items we sell, unfortunately all transactions are final. No refunds, returns or exchange.
Exchanges (if applicable)
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged by the manufacturer. If you need to exchange an item(s), please contact us immediately
There are certain situations where only refunds are granted (if applicable with management's discretion)
Any item that is delivered damaged or with missing parts, please leave product untouched/unused and contact us immediately