Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches.
This set of fifteen 3" x 1" assorted Shakespearean Insult Bandages have an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults taken directly from his plays. Such hilarious insults as, "Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard," and "Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life." You'll never stop laughing. Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive.