Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in a while. No amount of book smarts can disqualify you from having rank breath.
You could keep all these Super Genius Mints for yourself, but they’re intended to offer other people. Did someone do something brilliant? Offer them a Super Genius Mint! Did someone do something embarrassingly brainless? Offer them a Super Genius Mint! It works earnestly or sarcastically. Each 3-1/8" x 1-1/2" x 1/2" tin contains .85 oz. of mints that taste like mint.