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Blow Job Tissues
Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...- $ 8.95
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Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can
Eat A Dick, Secret Santa Nothing brings more happenis than Fashion First Aid's Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can. Gone are the days of stale looking foreign produced potato chips in a can with plastic coated springs supposedly resembling snakes jumping out. Get the same...- $ 28.95
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Rocket Man Robe Flasher Adult Costume
Show your friends just how excited you are for Halloween with this naughty Rocket Man Robe Flasher Adult Costume! This NSFW costume will have you looking fresh out of the shower 'til you open up to reveal your red rocket. INCLUDES: Light flesh toned...- $ 80.95
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Exploding Mega Stink Fart Bag
A Squeezable Bag Of Fake Farts The classic stink bomb isn’t exactly a subtle practical joke. It’s more like nuking the place with the smell of rotten eggs for hours at a time. Thankfully, you needn't worry about overwhelming a room, hallway or cafeteria...- $ 1.95
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Willy Warmer Knitted Penis Sweater
Keep Your Nether-Regions Warm & Cozy There are other ways to solve the problem posed by the song Baby It’s Cold Outside. One effective way is to give the chilled gentleman this warm knit Willie Warmer. It is made from soft comfortable yarn and...- $ 17.95
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Make it Rain Rainmaker Money Machine
The Forecast Calls For Heavy Dough Fall Make it Rain with the Money Machine! Take control of the financial forecast with this fun money gun – simply aim and fire to create a shower of bills you can enjoy! Get ready for a cash...- $ 19.95
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Inflatable Penis Adult Costume
Get ready to make everyone laugh with this hilarious Inflatable Penis Adult Costume. Perfect for any adult, this one size fits most costume will have you standing out at any party or event. Just inflate and get ready for a wild and whimsical time!Includes...- $ 65.95
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Random Cat Meowing Sound Machine Prank
Hear Meowt The Random Cat Meowing Sound Machine Prank by Fashion First Aid is suitable to prank friends, neighbors, co-workers or partners, especially those who aren't big fans of cats. Just activate the device and let your friend find it. Or move it around...- $ 16.95
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Boobies N Beer Glass
A Busty Beer Glass Someone once said that if God made something better than boobies and beer, then he kept it for himself. So, it only makes sense to combine these two works of art in one tastefully elegant beer glass. It features a...- $ 21.95
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Yeww Farted Hands Free Hidden Farting Prank
Sounds Like Thunder From Down Under Fashion First Aid's Yeww Farted Hands Free Hidden Farting Prank is suitable to prank friends, neighbors, co-workers or partners, especially those who WOULD NEVER. Just strategically place the device, turn on and start blaming. Or have it nearby and pretend you...- $ 16.95
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Inflatable Boobs
Be the life of the party with these outrageous inflatable boobs! These fun, bouncy boobs liven up any event, and they're sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion. Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties, pool parties, or just for fun - get...- $ 12.95
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Stress Balls
Instantly relieve stress with these Squeeze & Release Stress Balls! Simply squeeze to release tension and boost relaxation. This is a great gift for white elephant, bachelorette parties or a prank.- $ 14.95
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Dick Coffee Mug
Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...- $ 14.95
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Inflatable Perfect Man
Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...- $ 8.95
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Annoying Battery Smoke Alarm Beep Hidden Prank
Batteries Are Definitely Included Fashion First Aid's Bleepin' Battery Annoying Battery Smoke Alarm Beep Hidden Prank is suitable to prank friends, neighbors, or family, especially those you don't share living quarters with. Just activate the device and let your friend find it. Or move it...- $ 16.95
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Bag of Dicks
Betcha Can't Eat Just One Need to tell somebody off when they're more of a visual learner? Take prop comedy to oddly specific levels with this naughty Bag of Dicks gag gift! The Dick's Out Of The Bag The Bag of Dicks includes a small drawstring...- $ 14.95
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Juggling Boobs Stress Relief
Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)- $ 12.95
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Balls Drink Holder
Beer And Nuts, The Perfect Pair If your friends aren't getting the message about using a coaster for their drink, they'll quickly remember when you break out this Balls Drink Holder! These practical phalluses can be used anytime, but they're especially great for bachelorette parties!...- $ 9.95
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Sip From The Nip Boobie Mug
Enjoy your morning cup of tea with a good squeeze! Our cleverly shaped Glass Novelty Boobie Mug gives you a firm "grip" with every sip. Perfect for risqué tea time shenanigans - it's sure to be a conversation starter!- $ 10.95
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Grow Your Own Willy
Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)- $ 4.95
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Inflatable Perfect Woman
"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...- $ 8.95
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Willy Exerciser Penis Dumbbells
Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)- $ 4.95
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Barry Happy Birthday Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...- $ 16.95
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Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell
This Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell is the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement. Crafted from sturdy materials, this key-chain bell boasts a loud sound, ensuring you'll be heard. Its unmistakable hot pink finish is sure to...- $ 4.95
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Personal Voodoo Doll
"Need to get even with someone? Don't get mad, get the Personal Voodoo Doll! Seek revenge on anyone who's wronged you with this quirky, fun product. No more pent-up anger or bad vibes, just satisfying retribution (and maybe a little bit of humor)."- $ 11.95
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I'm A Twat Surprise Coffee Mug
At first glance, this handsome but ordinary-looking mug doesn't exactly stand out from the crowd. But as soon as anyone raises it to their lips to take a drink, the cheeky message printed on the base will clearly be revealed! *Cue much sniggering at...- $ 14.95
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Disposable Fart Gas Smell Neutralizers
He Who Smelt It, Dealt With It Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his alti-tooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Fashion...- $ 19.95
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A Sack of Shit Prank Gift
A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise!...- $ 7.95
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Cigarette Prank Mug
Butt Out Coworkers stealing your personal use mugs? Give 'em a nasty little surprise next time with this realistic Cigarette Prank Mug! With a capacity of 10.4 oz, this plain white ceramic mug will look unassuming on the shelf, but they'll nearly drop it...- $ 19.95
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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards
15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)
“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...- $ 16.95
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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...- $ 16.95
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Insulated Red Human Organs Lunch Bag
Introducing the uproarious Human Organs Lunch Bag—a red, insulated accessory that takes lunchtime hilarity to a whole new level! Tired of boring, uninspiring lunch bags that lack that “gutsy” appeal? Well, prepare yourself for a lunchtime experience that will leave your colleagues in stitches!...- $ 12.95
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All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs Card
Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...- $ 16.95
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Up Yours Middle Finger Coffee Mug
Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...- $ 14.95
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Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game
Get ready for a wild party with the "Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game"! Compete with friends to see who's the biggest daredevil, while sipping on your favorite beverages. Perfect for spicing up any gathering, this game is sure to bring the laughs...- $ 12.95
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Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee
Fancy A Shag? Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shaved? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution Fashion First Aid's Kitty Carpet: the reusable downstairs toupee merkin! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a...- $ 19.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: Brown)
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...- $ 16.95
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Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball
Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...- $ 10.95
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Poopy Pen
You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors. Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...- $ 3.95
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Unwanted Gross Hair Prank Kit
It's A Family-Of-Hair Whether you need a personalized Secret Santa present for your hairiest coworker, or maybe a passive-aggressive message to send your roommate after they leave the bathroom sink looking like the floor of a barber shop, Fashion First Aid's Ode to Unwanted Hair Gross...- $ 19.95
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Fart Fan Electric Message Fan
Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...- $ 13.95
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Cannabis Leaf Black Novelty Condom
Weed Better Be Safe Keep you and your bud well-protected with these Cannabis Leaf Black Novelty Condoms! These standard latex condoms feature a silver-and-red cannabis leaf print package. Perfect for keeping things safe after the smoke sesh. Standard size Lubricated natural latex with reservoir...- $ 2.95
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Fancy Vagina Adult Costume
The Worst Costume For A Children’s Party Vaginal rejuvenation is one of the hottest cosmetic surgical procedures in the world. It has lovely ladies everywhere showing off what the miracles of modern science can do for their lady garden. So, why not take it...- $ 47.95
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Uterus Adult Costume
This quirky and fun costume is sure to be a hit at any party. Show off your playful side and bring some humor to the festivities with this unique and eye-catching outfit. Become the center of attention with this hilarious and unforgettable costume!- $ 89.95
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