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Assorted Color Smoke Balls
You'll Have A Blast Make an explosive statement with these Assorted Color Smoke Balls! Give your celebrations an added zing of color with a smoke ball that is sure to make any event memorable. With enough colors to bring your imagination to life, these...- $ 5.95
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Balancing Eagle
Flying In The Face Of Physics We wanna meet this eagle's yoga instructor, 'cause it's clearly achieved a level of inner peace we can only dream about. This Balancing Eagle is a strangely transfixing novelty that's always hanging on by the skin of its beak, but...- $ 9.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Chattering Chompers Classic Wind Up Toy
Is It Cold In Here? A lot of human beings will chatter their teeth when they are frightened or cold. This is one of those age-old homo sapien features that lends itself over to the mirth of practical joke props like this pair of...- $ 6.95
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Classic Party Snaps
Snap! Pop! Bang! Boom! Indulge your rambunctious side with these crowd-pleasing Classic Party Snaps! Not only do they get the party poppin', but when you throw them down, they really POP! They're a classic for a reason! 50 snaps per package For outdoor use only CAUTION: FLAMMABLE. Adult...- $ 2.50
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Classic Stink Bombs
The Reaction Will Be Explosive Nothing brings people together like experiencing a fart so vile, it could replenish the ozone layer. So in a way, breaking one of these Classic Stink Bombs open is basically an act of community service! In another way, you're a menace...- $ 3.95
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Fart in a Can
Not Silent Nor Deadly Everyone loves a good fart prank, but it's pretty difficult to enjoy the aftermath of a stink bomb without being caught in the crossfire yourself. If you prefer sounds over stinky spray, Fart in a Can is the fart prank...- $ 9.95
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Finger Bat
They're Really Just Goth Birds Ever wanted to control a swarm of bats with a wave of your hand? Well, forget it. You could never hope to tame those beautiful, echo-locative creatures of the night. But these Finger Bats? You'll have 'em in the...- $ 4.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Finger Crow
Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control these...- $ 4.95
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Finger Possum
Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...- $ 3.95
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Finger Raccoon
Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...- $ 3.95
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Glow in the Dark Alien Finger Hand
Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...- $ 4.95
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Glow In The Dark Finger Tardigrade
Make Friends With These Micro-Animals Tardigrades are so tiny, you could already have them on your fingers and not even know. But these Glow In The Dark Finger Tardigrades are still as small and adorable as they come, no microscope needed! Plus, they glow in...- $ 3.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombie
Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...- $ 4.95
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Grow a Bigfoot - Just Add Water
From Bigfoot To Biggerfoot Bigfoot may be an elusive creature, but a little water might tempt it to come on out of his stump! This Grow a Bigfoot toy starts as a stump that cracks open with water to reveal everyone's favorite cryptid! Once...- $ 14.95
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Handerpants Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty, unsightly mitts...- $ 19.95
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Hatch and Grow Yeti - Just Add Water
Yeti As She Grows Are you ready for this yeti? Throw some water on this tiny Hatch and Grow Yeti and watch the iceberg erupt to reveal your new abominably adorable pal! Once it's dry, you can put this fun-sized cryptid on your desk...- $ 9.95
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Head Pong
Beer Pong Has Met Its Maker There's never been a funnier way to butt heads with your friends! Pull out Head Pong at your next party, and your function will instantly become a meeting of the minds. This kit comes with two inflatable catcher headpieces, and...- $ 29.95
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Inflatable Tiara
You're Just A Puff Or Two Away From Being A Monarch We’ve all been stuck in this situation: The Queen is on her way up and you find yourself bare-headed like a commoner. You’ve left your tiara at home! This Inflatable Tiara is the...- $ 14.95
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Inflatable Turkey
Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...- $ 18.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 24.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. Could...- $ 9.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating. Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...- $ 9.95
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Made with Love Kisses Sandwich Bags
When You Make A Lunch, Show Them How Much You Love Them One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These Made with Love Kisses Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that...- $ 4.95
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Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book
Find Your Fortune Your future looks bright and shiny in this Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book! Or wait, maybe it's just the glass. This mini crystal ball features motion activated light and sound effects - just wave your hand,...- $ 12.95
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Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy w/ Tube Guy Origin Story Book
He'd Love Tu-Be Yours Watch him twist! Watch him turn! This Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy w/ Tube Guy Origin Story Book will bring all the excitement and whimsy of a roadside car dealership right to your desk! This 18" tube man works just...- $ 12.95
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Miniature Desktop Cornhole Multi Player Game
Take A Tiny Break From Work Stuck on a boring conference call? Need a moment's bliss away from spreadsheets? No one ever has to know when you've got a fun diversion that's this tiny! The Miniature Desktop Cornhole Multi Player Game is the scaled-down pasttime...- $ 9.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand red
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Multicolor Juggling Ball Set (3 Pack)
Three Juggling Balls That Are Easy On The Hands Hand eye coordination is something everyone has to some degree or another. Though for jugglers it needs to be a point of mastery. This calls for practice, practice, and yet even more practice. The problem...- $ 9.95
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Nail Thru the Finger Prank
Ya Nailed It Eek! Sneak up on your victims and make their day an unforgettable one with the Nail Thru the Finger Prank! This classic prank device is sure to have them jumping out of their skin (and probably their socks too!) with a...- $ 1.95
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Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition
Color Me Bad Admit it, your old school supplies aren't cutting it for your NSFW drawings. Sure, there's a grey in there, but the blue undertones just don't capture the true color of GILF bush. Luckily, Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition has got you covered! With explicit hues like Anal...- $ 13.95
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One Ply No Tear Prank Toilet Paper
Add A Little Panic To Sitting On The Throne Modern science has come up with a lot of great inventions. From space age polymers that let us send men into space, to supercomputers that let us enjoy millions of internet memes. Though one of...- $ 7.95
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Pho Candy
What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! Come For The Candy, Stay Pho The Endless Puns ...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Finger
Perfect For Pickle Pointing And Pickle Poking William Pickle Fingers was a legend in his own brine. Once upon a time, William burned his hands on a wood stove and then stuck them in a jar of pickles (given to him by a thoughtful,...- $ 2.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily transportable...- $ 9.95
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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Rattle Snake Egg Prank
You Like Your Eggs Scrambled Or Embryonic? Your friends are gonna think you're a real snake for this one, but it'll be worth it to see their reaction. When your victim opens up the Rattlesnake Eggs Prank, they'll be greeted with an intense "rattling"...- $ 9.95
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Rearview Spy Glasses
Keep An Eye On Your Six Remember that annoying homeroom teacher who always claimed to have "eyes in the back of their head"? Give 'em a run for their money with these Rearview Spy Glasses! These tinted shades look totally inconspicuous, but the partially...- $ 9.95
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Retractable Ice Pick Trick
A Spring Loaded Ice Pick For Magic & Comedy Routines Puncture tricks are incredibly popular with a lot of novice magicians and performing artists who are working a small crowd. Though prop quality truly makes all the difference between a perfect execution and a...- $ 29.95
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Seinfeld: Serenity Now Mini Talking Button w/ Magnets
Hoochie Mama! Troubled by angry soup peddlers? Ridiculous restaurant wait times? The stress brought on by not being master of your domain? Manage your woes with this official Seinfeld: Serenity Now Mini Talking Button w/ Magnets! This licensed collectible features a button that plays Frank Costanza's...- $ 12.95
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Squirrel In Underpants Nodder
Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...- $ 16.95
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Stress Werewolf
When The Moon Is Full, You'll Smell Strawberries There are a lot of drawbacks to being a werewolf, but the beastly transformation does release a lot of anxiety every full moon. Of course, even though Archie McPhee's Stress Werewolf's animal side is on full display,...- $ 14.95
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Super Bang Strip Caps
Make Some Noise Keep your cap gun fully loaded with these classic Super Bang Strip Caps! These dynamic noise making caps add some realism to playtime, and they're essential for all your bang pranks. Each pack includes a whopping 72 caps for all-day play!...- $ 3.95
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Switchblade Spork
The Weapon Of Choice For Juvenile Delinquent Chefs Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe...- $ 16.95
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Teeny-Tiny Turntable w/ 3 Mini LP's & Fact Book
Wanna Hear A Little Music? It doesn't get more little than this! This Teeny-Tiny Turntable w/ 3 Mini LP's & Fact Book isn't just adorable, it's functional! It comes with three different LPs that play classic rock, jazz, and funk music, as well as...- $ 12.95
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The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter
Join The Swat Team The crying fly widow on the package is a clear indication that this The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter means business. If you’re serious about killing flies but lazy enough that you don’t want to get off the couch...- $ 9.95
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The Screaming Goat Desktop Mini w/ Goat Trivia Book
Does Screaming Get Your Goat? Even if your home or office is already populated with obnoxiously loud animals, what's one more when it's this lovable? The Screaming Goat Desktop Mini w/ Goat Trivia Book kit includes a miniature goat mounted on a tree stump that...- $ 9.95
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