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Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug
8 That The Truth? Coffee isn't the only thing that dictates how your day will start! Let the Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug reveal your innermost truth after you've downed your drink. This large porcelain mug is perfect for taking a swig right as your least...- $ 19.95
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Mary Jane Scented Candle
It'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...- $ 14.95
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Middle Finger Bad Attitude Egg Fryer
Something To Egg 'Em On Let's face it, your egg is not in the right headspace to be sunny side up. They're having an eggceptionally hard time right now, and they haven't gotten laid in like, forever. Give your egg some personality with the Middle...- $ 9.95
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Mini Desktop Finger Flick Punch Bag Game
This mini desktop game is a real knock-out! Simply flick your finger and punch the bag for some stress-relieving fun. Perfect for the office or at home when you need a quick break. Let off some steam and improve your hand-eye coordination with this...- $ 29.95
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Money Scented Candle
A Rich And Powerful Fragrance Longing for the good ol' days of cash transactions? Or maybe trying to simulate what it feels like to sleep on a pile of money? Are you trying to impress a wealthy client who's coming over for dinner, sitcom style?...- $ 14.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand red
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Mustache Party Stickers
A Little Hair On The Upper Lip Makes Your Party Extra Hip You know what takes a boring party and makes it worthy of pictures on the internet? Mustaches! This tin of ten 2-¾" wide synthetic hair Mustache Party Stickers in assorted shapes and...- $ 19.95
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Nacho Cheese Scented Candle
Na'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...- $ 14.95
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Naughty Gnomes Planters
This set of Naughty Gnomes Planters will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky!- $ 28.95
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Pho Candy
What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! Come For The Candy, Stay Pho The Endless Puns ...- $ 9.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily transportable...- $ 9.95
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Poop Toss Game
Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...- $ 26.95
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Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can
Eat A Dick, Secret Santa Nothing brings more happenis than Fashion First Aid's Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can. Gone are the days of stale looking foreign produced potato chips in a can with plastic coated springs supposedly resembling snakes jumping out. Get the same...- $ 28.95
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Prank Tricks Tin w/ 8 Classic Pranks
With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!- $ 24.95
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Ramen Noodles Scented Candle
Send Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...- $ 14.95
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Random Cat Meowing Sound Machine Prank
Hear Meowt The Random Cat Meowing Sound Machine Prank by Fashion First Aid is suitable to prank friends, neighbors, co-workers or partners, especially those who aren't big fans of cats. Just activate the device and let your friend find it. Or move it around...- $ 16.95
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Retro Mini Arcade Punch Bag Game
Punch Up Your Workspace Decor An excellent tabletop toy for the chronic fidget-er, the Retro Mini Arcade Punch Bag Game is a nostalgic desk accessory that keeps restless fingers busy! Flick the pad in the allotted time and your score will be displayed on...- $ 39.95
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Rotting Flesh Scented Candle
Stinky Doesn't Begin To Cut It Look, you must have your reasons for wanting this Rotting Flesh Scented Candle. Maybe you're running a high-end haunted house and you want some authenticity, or you teach Forensics and you need this for the murder-most-foul unit of your...- $ 14.95
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Set of 4 Urinal Shot Glasses
Gee, Whiz Wanna make your next game of Never Have I Ever extra degrading? Urine for a treat with this Set of 4 Urinal Shot Glasses! These urinal-shaped shot glasses are great for indulging in a little potty humor as you piss the night away...- $ 29.95
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Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass
Good For What Ails Ya Party vibes being threatened by your pseudo-intellectual friend? Hand them a Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass and get them in the spirit of things! This miniature mug measures approximately 2.5 oz, is microwave and dishwasher safe, and...- $ 9.95
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SHUT TF UP T-Shirt
A Shirt Is Worth A Thousand Words Let everyone know you're in no mood to talk without having to say a single word with this loud-and-clear SHUT TF UP T-Shirt! This unisex black crew neck tee features a white graffiti style print of that popular...- $ 39.95
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Smile Poop Mug
For Drinks That Go Right Through You No drinkware is as simultaneously cute and questionable as the Smile Poop Mug! This ceramic cup can hold a whopping 400ml of liquid and comes equipped with an unsealed lid for keeping drinks nice and hot. A Mug That's...- $ 34.95
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Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle
Satan's Little Helper The nicest thing we can say about this Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle is that it's probably the most creative conceptual scent out there, and it's not quite as soul-killing as Rotting Flesh. It's still pretty rancid and somehow smells like...- $ 14.95
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Speedy Cockroach Pull & Release Prank
They're Creeping Up On You! Whether you're trying to psyche out your neat-freak parents or helping a friend train for their next track meet, this Speedy Cockroach Pull & Release Prank is guaranteed to have them running for the hills! The Speedy Cockroach is equipped...- $ 2.00
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Spin the Bottle Drinking Game
Spin the Bottle is everyone's teenage memory. This is the same game except that guests at the frat party, house party, pool party or other gathering are playing for drinks. In this new rendition of a classic party game, people pour a pint of...- $ 19.95
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Stretchy Green Snot Slingers
'Snot Funny, It's Hilarious You'll have no trouble getting your friends to socially distance themselves when you break out the Stretchy Snot Slingers! These giant gel boogers are an effective gross-out prank on their own, but the real fun is in sending these snots careening across...- $ 9.95
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Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls
Tickle My Upper Lip Pink These Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls by Archie McPhee are made specifically to accentuate feminine features. Finally, a mustache designed for her! A Pink Girly Mustache For Every Day Of The Week You'll get seven styles of these Stylish Pink Mustaches for...- $ 4.95
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Sudoku Game Toilet Paper
The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...- $ 9.95
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Super Genius Mints
Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...- $ 6.95
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Switchblade Spork
The Weapon Of Choice For Juvenile Delinquent Chefs Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe...- $ 16.95
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Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos
It's The Hat Tat For The Adventurous Baldy An artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head, we just want to put something up there. This set of 35 Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos on four sheets are temporary tattoos...- $ 13.95
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Tentacle Mustache
What Do You Get When You Cross A Gentleman With A Squid? Archie McPhee's Tentacle Mustache combines our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seen. Your Face Is Gonna Look...- $ 6.95
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The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter
Join The Swat Team The crying fly widow on the package is a clear indication that this The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter means business. If you’re serious about killing flies but lazy enough that you don’t want to get off the couch...- $ 9.95
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The Screaming Goat Desktop Mini w/ Goat Trivia Book
Does Screaming Get Your Goat? Even if your home or office is already populated with obnoxiously loud animals, what's one more when it's this lovable? The Screaming Goat Desktop Mini w/ Goat Trivia Book kit includes a miniature goat mounted on a tree stump that...- $ 9.95
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Timber! Scented Candle
Wooden It Be Nice? It's fresh, it's earthy, and it evokes the comfort of a log cabin getaway. The only thing this candle doesn't feature that it really should is Kesha. Grab a Timber! Scented Candle, close your eyes, and fantasize about able-bodied lumberjacks. Don't be...- $ 14.95
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Tiny Violin
A-Minor Tune For Major Drama Provide the OST to any storm in a teacup with this Tiny Violin! This realistic miniature violin plays a mournful melody at the push of a button, so you can provide the appropriate musical themes for your friend's devastating...- $ 12.95
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Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants
Don't Let Soiled Underpants Ruin Your Day Archie McPhee's Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly...- $ 9.95
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Ultimate #1 Prank & Gag Gift Kit
A Practical Joker's Dream Your roommate may have gotten you good when they filled the mayo jar with hair conditioner, but they've had plenty of time to forget the offense. Time to make 'em eat crow (and conditioner) with Abracadabra NYC's Ultimate Number One Prank...- $ 49.95
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Urine Scented Candle
This Candle Is Number One Whether you’re planning an ill-advised office prank, attempting to drive out a high maintenance roommate, or trying to mask a different smell in your room (BTW, your parents already know you smoke weed), we don’t question or judge your...- $ 14.95
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Vomit Scented Candle
The Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...- $ 14.95
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Welcome to the Shitshow Giant Mug
Get Ready For A Carnival Of Crap Fill this Welcome to the Shitshow Giant Mug with your darkest, blackest double espresso and you're in for a shit show indeed. Grab it for yourself, or gift it to a caffeine-loving coworker! A Mug Worth Showing Off...- $ 16.95
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Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper
Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...- $ 9.95
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Wet Grass Scented Candle
What That Candle Dew? Make it a classy, grassy affair with this Wet Grass Scented Candle. Maybe you live in a dense urban area and miss the smell of nature, maybe you're a person who genuinely loves mowing the lawn, or maybe you're a...- $ 14.95
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Wet My Whistle Pint Glass
An essential accessory when the party is too noisy to get anyone's attention! Wet your whistles integrated whistle lets everyone you need another pint. Great for all kinds of drinking games.- $ 14.95
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Whiskey Scented Candle
The Smell Is Intoxicating These Whiskey Scented Candles are hand poured with soy wax, and aged in the finest metal tins by The Stinky Candle Company. Because that's why you're into whiskey, right? So you can romanticize its conception at length to your poor friends...- $ 14.95
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Wine Scented Candle
A Wine Candle... Wine Not? Sweet, floral, a little leathery... hey, do you think this would pair well with the Nacho Cheese candle, or is it a crime to even consider it? In any case, the Wine Scented Candle smells accurate and pleasant enough...- $ 14.95
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World's Loudest Squawking Pigeon
A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...- $ 18.95
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WTF?! Slammer Button
A Hilarious WTF Button To Help Blow Off Some Steam There are moments that beggar belief. Especially in today’s high-pressure business world. If you work in customer service, IT, or a similar field where you have to deal with other people’s problems all day...- $ 16.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
So Much Better Than Flipping A Coin Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic Yes or No Answer Button gives...- $ 24.95
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Yeww Farted Hands Free Hidden Farting Prank
Sounds Like Thunder From Down Under Fashion First Aid's Yeww Farted Hands Free Hidden Farting Prank is suitable to prank friends, neighbors, co-workers or partners, especially those who WOULD NEVER. Just strategically place the device, turn on and start blaming. Or have it nearby and pretend you...- $ 16.95
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