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Now here is a bacon candle scent you will never get boar-ed of! This little piggy went to the wax market. Share the bacon scent with your friends, don’t hog it (we realize that to assume a person who buys bacon candles has many...

Let Your Facial Hair Give Away Your Secret Identity Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires and unoriginal superheroes. Each spooky 'stache is made of lifelike synthetic hair and fits most upper lips.  An Easy-To-Apply Batstache...

How many times have you had to watch as the smell of beer slowly faded from the clothes you wore to the bar last weekend? Now the stench of beer can be ever-present in your home, making every night a party night.

In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...

The cost of deodorant is equal to the cost of puberty. If this candle smells similar to your armpit, you have the answer to why he or she doesn’t return your call.

Don’t you ever find yourself wishing for the sickly-sweet smell of bubble gum, without all that tiresome chewing? Your dreams are about to come true.

The heavens have bestowed many magnificent gifts upon mankind, and the burrito very well be the most glorious. Pay homage to this culinary miracle with the Burrito Candle.

Turn your living room into a movie theater with our Buttered Popcorn Candle. Soda, candy, and annoying cellphone talkers not included.

A candle for car lovers, mechanics, and those that just love the smell of the fumes from an internal combustion engine. Enjoy the smell without the asphyxiation.

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Love the smell, hate the taste. A great way to cut down on the caffeine too.

Ok expectant mothers with those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don’t need to go out pickle shopping in the cold, just light the candle.