Toilet Seat Turd

Oops I Did It Again

Okay, let's admit it, we’ve all had a time or two when we couldn’t quite make it in time. Though we all take pride in cleaning it up properly afterward. But, what is someone didn’t? What is someone just missed while dropping a deuce and decided to leave it there for all the world to see? With this Toilet Seat Turd you can see how people would react, without having to actually violate and public health and safety codes.

A Sanitary Turd For Any Occasion

One of the great things about this Toilet Seat Turd is that its made from synthetic materials that are easy to clean. This means with proper storage you can use this prank over and over again on friends, family members and faculty.

IN STORE PICKUP
We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse 1800 New Jersey 34 Wall Township, 07719
Some items are delivery only. You will have the opportunity to place a separate order for them.
You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.

SHIPPING METHODS
USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.