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Toilet Seat Turd
Free Shipping $75+
Free ground shipping on orders over $75
In-store pickup always free, order usually ready in 4 hoursSafe & Secure Checkout
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Oops I Did It Again
Okay, let's admit it, we’ve all had a time or two when we couldn’t quite make it in time. Though we all take pride in cleaning it up properly afterward. But, what is someone didn’t? What is someone just missed while dropping a deuce and decided to leave it there for all the world to see? With this Toilet Seat Turd you can see how people would react, without having to actually violate and public health and safety codes.
A Sanitary Turd For Any Occasion
One of the great things about this Toilet Seat Turd is that its made from synthetic materials that are easy to clean. This means with proper storage you can use this prank over and over again on friends, family members and faculty.
Fast Shipping & Service! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC. You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.
SHIPPING METHODS
USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.
INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.
SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
There are certain situations where only refunds are granted (if applicable with management's discretion)
Any item that is delivered damaged or with missing parts, please leave product untouched/unused and contact us immediately
