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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacle
More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...- $ 5.95
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Child's Magic Tricks Set w/ Top Hat & 20 Easy To Learn Tricks
A 65-Piece Magic Kit With A Top Hat Prop Magic kits like this 65-piece bonanza of prestidigitation are a great way to entertain children of all ages, as well as a clever way to help them learn new skills and gain confidence in giving...- $ 24.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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Le Tooter Fart Noise Maker
Sacré Bleu, PU! Make 'em think you cut the cheese without any noxious blowback with Le Tooter Fart Noise Maker! This little gadget makes the most realistic fart sounds without batteries, Bluetooth, or burritos. It fits discreetly in the palm of your hand. Just...- $ 9.95
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Glow In the Dark Window Creepy Crawler
Add a creepy touch to your windows with these glow in the dark window walkers. Perfect for Halloween or just to add some fun to your home decor. Watch them crawl in the dark and light up your space. (Spooky fun for everyone!)- $ 3.95
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Hatch and Grow Yeti
Yeti As She Grows Are you ready for this yeti? Throw some water on this tiny Hatch and Grow Yeti and watch the iceberg erupt to reveal your new abominably adorable pal! Once it's dry, you can put this fun-sized cryptid on your desk...- $ 9.95
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Child's Beginner Magic Trick Kit w/ Levitating Wand
The Perfect Beginners Magic Trick Kit Magic tricks are great for any age, and it’s true that we all have to start somewhere. If you have a child in your family who is an aspiring magician, and you want to get them started on...- $ 14.95
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Glow in the Dark Alien Finger Hand
Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...- $ 4.95
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Star Wars Playing Cards
I Find Your Lack Of Games Disturbing If the Rebel Alliance and the Empire could agree on anything, it would be these officially licensed Star Wars Playing Cards! A must-have collector's item for diehard Star Wars fans, each deck features 54 cards (a standard...- $ 9.95
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Harry Potter Playing Cards Slytherin
Compete For The Triwizard Cup If your strengths don't lie in Quidditch, level the playing field with these officially licensed Harry Potter Playing Cards! In addition to being a unique collector's item that fans are sure to covet, each pack features 54 playing cards themed...- $ 9.95
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Popsicle Beach Blanket
A Tasty Freeze By The Salty Seas When you’re the coolest, everyone wants to be around you—especially when it gets hot n’ humid. That’s why this gigantic Popsicle Beach Blanket makes your spot on the beach the most, well, pop-ular. A Beach Towel You'll Melt For It’s...- $ 29.95
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Blinking Traffic Light Lamp
A Tall Desktop Stop Light Stoplights are so common in the modern world that they are iconic in our cultural consciousness. This also means that they can be repurposed in a variety of ways as a simple decoration or a functional way to control...- $ 59.95
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Penn & Teller Fool Everyone Magic Kit - Over 200 Ways To Trick Your Friends
A Licensed Penn & Teller Kit For All Skill Levels Penn and Teller are two of the most accomplished magicians in the world. They're notorious for their unique blend of comedy, magic, and mentalism in acts featured in Las Vegas and the rest of the world... but...- $ 49.95
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Groot Flower Pot
I... Am Cute If the end of Guardians Of the Galaxy had you longing for your own little Groot, this lovable Groot Flower Pot is sure to win you over! These high-quality resin planters are perfect for succulents and other small plants that look right at home on the beloved...- $ 34.95
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Zombie Flower Pot
Bring Your Plants To After-Life Your plant parent tendencies and your horror movie obsession, together at last! The Zombie Flower Pot is a high quality, heavy-duty outdoor resin planter modeled after the famous Frankenstein monster. A Flower Pot For The Modern Prometheus Measuring at...- $ 49.95
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Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack
That's One Big Pile Of... Give your bathroom some prehistoric flair with this Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack! If you're still gift hunting for your favorite paleontologist, or a dinosaur obsessed cousin, the Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack will help you find a way! You're In Good Hands With...- $ 69.95
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Finger Tentacle
Transform Your Fingers Into Wiggly, Wriggly Tentacles What kind of person wears Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought of slowly transforming into a...- $ 2.95
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Taco Shaped Playing Cards
Cute Taco Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Can we taco ‘bout how great these cards are? Guaranteed not to spill their filling, they fit well in one hand.- $ 11.95
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Green Alien Head Backpack
A Vivid Alien Head Backpack The classic “Grays” of Area 51 fame have gone from being just an urban myth to being a cultural icon that is recognizable the world over. So, it makes sense that someone would repurpose this iconic image in graphics...- $ 49.95
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Alien Car Stickers
No matter how far you’ve traveled, this set of Alien Family Car Stickers shows everyone that you and yours come in peace.- $ 12.95
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Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos
Make your body your canvas and experience the joy of art with these Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos.- $ 9.95
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Hamburger Shaped Playing Cards
Cute Hamburger Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Take a bite out of your next card game with these burger-shaped playing cards. No napkins needed!- $ 11.95
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Stress Werewolf
When The Moon Is Full, You'll Smell Strawberries There are a lot of drawbacks to being a werewolf, but the beastly transformation does release a lot of anxiety every full moon. Of course, even though Archie McPhee's Stress Werewolf's animal side is on full display,...- $ 14.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. Could...- $ 9.95
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Grow a Bigfoot Toy
From Bigfoot To Biggerfoot Bigfoot may be an elusive creature, but a little water might tempt it to come on out of his stump! This Grow a Bigfoot toy starts as a stump that cracks open with water to reveal everyone's favorite cryptid! Once...- $ 14.95
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Pug Animal Umbrella
Raining Cats and Dogs? Don't have a cow, or a cat, or any any other creature for that matter- have an adorable Pug Animal Umbrella instead! This high-quality umbrella is made from durable 190T waterproof fabric and a reinforced steel frame, making it the perfect canine...- $ 34.95
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Doctor Who TARDIS Police Box 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey The TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and space. The interior of a...- $ 19.95
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...- $ 14.95
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Octopus Tentacle Pen
Scribe Like A Cephalopod It may not be capable of grasping or squirting your enemies, but you're sure to get plenty of ink out of this Octopus Tentacle Pen! This realistic polyresin pen is sure to make note taking and pencil pushing a more...- $ 9.95
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Tentacle Mustache
What Do You Get When You Cross A Gentleman With A Squid? Archie McPhee's Tentacle Mustache combines our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seen. Your Face Is Gonna Look...- $ 6.95
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8" Red Plasma Ball w/ Touch & Sound Reaction
An 8-Inch Plasma Ball For Lights & Entertainment This 8-inch plasma ball is energetically lit with scintillating colors of blue, magenta, and yellow that transitions toward white when touched. The plasma ball itself is easy to set up, and light weight. The base has...- $ 69.95
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Emily The Strange Cat Palette Mystery
Beauty For Bad Kittens Colorful creatures of the night, you'll be feline yourself in the audacious shades of these Emily The Strange Cat Palettes! These officially licensed eyeshadow palettes are inspired by Emily's beloved black cats, each one featuring six corresponding shades with intense color payoff. So, which kitty do...- From $ 10.00
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Star Wars R2-D2 & C-3PO 3D Laser Cut Model Kit Gift Set
Curse My Metal Body! R2-D2, a skilled starship mechanic and fighter pilot's assistant, and C-3PO, a droid built and programmed for etiquette and protocol by the heroic Jedi Anakin Skywalker, formed an unlikely but enduring friendship through some of the galaxy’s most defining moments...- $ 39.95
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Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book
Find Your Fortune Your future looks bright and shiny in this Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book! Or wait, maybe it's just the glass. This mini crystal ball features motion activated light and sound effects - just wave your hand,...- $ 12.95
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Star Wars R2-D2 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
[Beeps Provocatively] This premium series R2-D2 is an amazingly detailed etched model that is fun and satisfying to assemble. R2-D2 is a robot character in the Star Wars universe and friend to C-3PO. This astromech droid is a major character in all the Star...- $ 29.95
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Handerpants Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty, unsightly mitts...- $ 19.95
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Star Wars Boba Fett 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
He's No Good To Me Dead Boba Fett is a Mandalorian warrior and one of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy. A genetic clone of his "father" bounty hunter Jango Fett, Boba Fett learned combat and martial skills from a young age....- $ 39.95
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80’s Retro TV Game Controller w/ 200 Games Built-In
Introducing the 80's Retro TV Games Controller - the perfect throwback for any gaming fan! Packed with 200 games, this nostalgic device is sure to provide endless hours of entertainment. Don't miss out on reliving the fun of the past with this epic controller!- $ 29.95
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Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker
Get ready to elevate your listening experience with the quirky and fun Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker! Boasting of color-changing LED lights, this speaker brings a touch of playfulness to your music. With its Bluetooth compatibility, the benefits of seamless connectivity are at...- $ 49.95
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World's Loudest Squawking Pigeon
A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...- $ 18.95
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Bigfoot Nodder Head Bobble Statue
Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot? Better...- $ 18.95
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Pho Candy
What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! Come For The Candy, Stay Pho The Endless Puns ...- $ 9.95
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Finger Possum
Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...- $ 3.95
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Kitty Playing Cards
The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...- $ 11.95
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Finger Raccoon
Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...- $ 3.95
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Finger Unicorn
A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...- $ 2.95
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Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle
The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...- $ 19.95
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Office Possum Hanging Prank Toy
The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...- $ 34.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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