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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily transportable...- $ 9.95
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Super Genius Mints
Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...- $ 6.95
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Game Of Thrones Iron Throne 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
I Build Models And I Know Things The iron throne is for the king of the seven kingdoms, located in the great hall of the red keep in the city of king's landing. It was forged from 1,000 swords that had been surrendered to...- $ 24.95
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Fried Chicken Candy
If Only It Came In Extra Crispy If it were economically feasible, they'd sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2.5 oz. of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. What the cluck? Add some savory...- $ 9.95
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Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing In 1977, The Dark Lord of the Sith force-choked his way into the hearts of America! The Metal Earth Darth Vader Helmet model is a replica of arguably one of the most iconic images in the world....- $ 19.95
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Marvel Avengers Iron Man 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Wounded, captured and forced to build a weapon by his enemies, billionaire industrialist Tony Stark instead created an advanced suit of armor to save his life and escape captivity. Now with a new outlook on life, Tony uses his money...- $ 24.95
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7" Lightup Dream Catcher
A Highly Detailed Dream Catcher That Glows Dream catchers are an integral part of several Native American cultures. They are part of a rich tradition that has translated over into mainstream cultural consciousness. You really see it shining through in this 7-inch illuminated dream...- $ 29.95
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9.5" Tornado Color Changing Lamp
A 9.5-Inch Colored Tornado Light This tornado light has a lot of the same shape, contours and physical looks of a classic wax & mineral oil “Lava Lamp” but it gives it a creative twist. If you look inside you will see a tornado...- $ 29.95
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8" Traffic Light Table Lamp
An 8-Inch Tall Novelty Traffic Light Traffic lights are a common part of everyday life. You find them everywhere on the streets, at crossings, and sometimes even small models like this 8-inch novelty traffic light. It’s a perfect prop for desks, displays, and just...- $ 29.95
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Fart Sound Machine Box w/ 12 Raunchy Rippin' Farts
Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!- $ 19.95
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Sprinkles Unicorn Sprinkle Shakers
Introducing the Unicorn Sprinkler Shaker! Decorating your cupcakes and tray bakes has never been so magical. Use this legendary creature-turn-practical receptacle to dust your sweet treats with sparkle and glitz for an instant dazzling effect. Simply fill this marvelous creature with delicious goodies and...- $ 19.95
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Tiki Totem Pole Pen
Totem If You Got 'Em For rumrunners & cocktail shakers, you need a pen that declares your need for more tiki kitsch! These authentic looking ballpoint Tiki Pens are carved to resemble real life totem poles and make a fun addition to your pen organizer....- $ 9.95
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Chemistry Terrarium Kit
A conical flask with a side window to create a terrarium. Contains all you need to build a mini eco-system; coir, sand, activated charcoal and pebbles. Just add your favorite plants. The perfect gift for a green fingered friend! Bring out your inner scientist...- $ 54.95
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Solar Powered Sun Frosted Mason Jar
Sun jars are solar powered lights in a frosted glass mason jar with watertight seal. Switches on automatically in the dark. 1x Rechargeable 700 mAh NI-MH battery included. Open the jar, switch to ‘charge’ & leave in direct sunlight. Once charged, your festive light...- $ 39.95
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Guitar Case Lunchbox
Portable tin lunchbox in a cool guitar style with a set of stickers to customize & convenient carry handles with easy grip to take on the go. It's the perfect gift for any Rock star. Made from Food Grade materials, its safe for contact...- $ 24.95
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Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls
Tickle My Upper Lip Pink These Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls by Archie McPhee are made specifically to accentuate feminine features. Finally, a mustache designed for her! A Pink Girly Mustache For Every Day Of The Week You'll get seven styles of these Stylish Pink Mustaches for...- $ 4.95
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Dragonlore Desk Clock
The spectacular time dragon, sleeps his timeless guard upon an engraved stone that reads 'time, greatest of treasures'. Approximate Dimensions:Width 5.04" x Height 2.76" x Depth 1.77" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin, Clock Mechanism- $ 45.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...- $ 13.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating. Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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Rubber Chicken Bandages
From Tears Of Pain To Tears Of Laughter If laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you! Each of the fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips is decorated with...- $ 13.95
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Raven Shoulder Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...- $ 45.95
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Racing Roach Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...- $ 9.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
It Behooves Your Hand To, You Know, Be Hooves Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain... MAGIC! You need Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet! Handicorn will transform your former fist into the...- $ 14.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombie
Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...- $ 4.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand Red
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Leech Bandages
Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...- $ 13.95
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
Don't Lose Your Lunch Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags will have potential thieves trying to...- $ 4.95
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Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants
Don't Let Soiled Underpants Ruin Your Day Archie McPhee's Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly...- $ 9.95
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Finger Hand
This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...- $ 4.95
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Shake & Shine Lamp
Light Up the Night! Are you in the dark? Stop stumbling around! Light your way with this Shake and Shine Lamp. It's always a party when this light is on! Use this fun, color-changing light to liven up your next party, as a reading...- $ 3.95
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Glow in the Dark Insects
You'll Be Buggin' Brighten up your night with these Glow in the Dark Insects! These fun, funky critters come alive when the lights go off, ensuring your dark-time hours are filled with endless fun. Don't worry, they won't bug you - they just want...- $ 4.95
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Retro Mini Arcade Punch Bag Game
Punch Up Your Workspace Decor An excellent tabletop toy for the chronic fidget-er, the Retro Mini Arcade Punch Bag Game is a nostalgic desk accessory that keeps restless fingers busy! Flick the pad in the allotted time and your score will be displayed on...- $ 29.95
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Wind-Up Walking Bigfoot Toy
This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...- $ 11.95
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Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken
One Big Mother Clucker Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2” (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. A...- $ 24.95
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13" Swirl Motion Lamp
Swirling Wax Lamps In A Scintillating Metal Casing This 13-inch wax lamp is made in the classic “Lava Lamp” style though it takes it’s own twist in coloration, as well as casing. The top of the wax lamp has a shiny metallic finish, the...- $ 39.95
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Star Projector Night Light Lamp
A Battery Powered Star Projector Children of all ages love creative nightlights that booth soothe and amaze. You get that with spades in this star projector light. At only 5-inches tall it’s compact enough to fit just about anywhere. It casts a light pattern...- $ 17.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 24.95
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The Original Liquid Ass Spray
Eau De Toilet Whether you're a seasoned prank master or simply a host who's ready for the guests to leave ASAP, accept no substitutions for The Original Liquid Ass Spray! Novice pranksters beware, though- this is no ordinary sulfur stench. This spray's unique profile of...- $ 14.95
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The Butt Putt Farting Golf Game
A New Take On Indoor Mini Golf In the early days, miniature golf was referred to by many as “Putt-Putt.” This is a tongue-in-cheek new way to reimagine the indoor version as “Butt Putt.” It has all the mechanical aspects of miniature golf, where...- $ 29.95
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Horse Hooves
Hot To Trot Gallop apace, you horsey-footed steed! Any self respecting Horse Head Mask enthusiast should have a pair of Horse Hooves to match! Are they comfortable? Yes! Are they realistic? You bet. Do they grant you all the speed and agility of a real...- $ 38.95
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Pagan Breakfast God of Bacon, Eggs & Toast Mask
Breakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14-1/2" wide and...- $ 26.95
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian Gift Box
Precious Cargo No need to search the galaxy to find the perfect present for a Star Wars fan, this officially licensed Star Wars: The Mandalorian Gift Box is a three piece set of Grogu themed goodies that any Mandalorian fan will adore! This Gift Set...- $ 35.95
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Tardigrade Night Light
Make evenings a little less scary and a lot more fun with the Tardigrade Night Light! With its friendly little face and bright LED light, it'll cut through the darkness like a hot knife through butter! So make sure those midnight monsters don't nest...- $ 26.95
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Color Changing Bigfoot Night Light
Light up your nighttime adventures with this hilarious Color Changing Bigfoot Night Light! Set the perfect spooky mood with vivid, shifting colors, then turn it off when the monsters go away. Scaring off monsters has never been this fun!- $ 29.95
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Finger Puppet Nose Light
Upgrade your snout and let your fingers do the talking with this Finger Puppet Nose! Slip them on your digits and get ready to entertain with your very own puppet show! Transform your digits into a vibrant cast of characters and let the hilarity...- $ 3.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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