Gifts for Kids

Bring Your Plants To After-Life Your plant parent tendencies and your horror movie obsession, together at last! The Zombie Flower Pot is a high quality, heavy-duty planter modeled after the famous Frankenstein monster that's big enough to house plants such as succulents, herbs, and cacti....

That's One Big Pile Of... Give your bathroom some prehistoric flair with this Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack! If you're still gift hunting for your favorite paleontologist, or a dinosaur obsessed cousin, the Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack will help you find a way! Molded resin material Sturdy...

Don't Run Out Of Juice Trendy, multipurpose mugs can seemingly do everything nowadays- except tell an annoying coworker you haven't had your first cup yet. Set the record straight with the Battery Magic Mug, featuring amazing heat-changing technology that lights the battery icon up...

Good, Good, Let The Drink Flow Through You Do you find your lack of Star Wars related drinkware disturbing? Then this Star Wars Knight Glass Mug, featuring Darth Vader's mug, belongs in your kitchen! If you're gift shopping for the Star Wars aficionado in your...

What Goes Around, Sticks Around No one will dare harsh your mellow when you're equipped with Liquid Ass Bad Karma Spray! Featuring the original and bestselling Liquid Ass Spray in a fresh new package, this foul-smelling essence is your most effective protection against blocked...

Eau De Toilet Whether you're a seasoned prank master or simply a host who's ready for the guests to leave ASAP, accept no substitutions for The Original Liquid Ass Spray! Novice pranksters beware, though- this is no ordinary sulfur stench. This spray's unique profile...

Set of 18 Individually Wrapped Self Adhesive Bandages - Sterile, Latex-Free, Antibacterial, & Easily Removable - Funny Gift & First Aid Addition. Stealthily cover cuts and scrapes with the sneakiest ninja bandages around

Cute Taco Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Can we taco ‘bout how great these cards are? Guaranteed not to spill their filling, they fit well in one hand.

No matter how far you’ve traveled, this set of Alien Family Car Stickers shows everyone that you and yours come in peace.

Make your body your canvas and experience the joy of art with these Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos.

Cute Hamburger Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Take a bite out of your next card game with these burger-shaped playing cards. No napkins needed!

Set of 18 Individually Wrapped Self Adhesive Bandages - Sterile, Latex-Free, Antibacterial, & Easily Removable - Funny Gift & First Aid Addition. Stick one of these Rainbow bandages on any scrape, cut, or shiner and find that pot of gold

Show The World Your Inner Unicorn! Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap...

They're Really Just Goth Birds Ever wanted to control a swarm of bats with a wave of your hand? Well, forget it. You could never hope to tame those beautiful, echo-locative creatures of the night. But these Finger Bats? You'll have 'em in the...

Mad Love For These Sun-Staches The maniacal queen of the madhouse is in! Become Arkham Asylum's most troublesome resident with the Harley Quinn Pigtails Sun-Staches. These Sun-Staches feature impact resistant lenses with 100% UV400 protection, so you can channel the Gotham City Siren while...

Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Hairiness Your chin deserves the same unalienable rights as your eyes- give your face some patriotic protection with these American Trucker Sun-Staches! Make an impression everywhere on your route from the gas station to the diner with these novelty shades. These...

Send Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...

It Smells A-Maize-ing We're loathe to speak ill of one of the most versatile and delicious snacks known to man, but when was the last time you ate corn chips and felt full before you felt utterly defeated... yet still ached for chips? These Corn Chips Scented Candles...

Let's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...

Eau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...

Feel Like A Kid In A Candle Store You probably know cotton candy used to be called fairy floss, but did you know it was invented by a dentist? Seems like blatant vertical integration, doesn't it? Anyway, please buy this Cotton Candy Scented Candle, enjoy its uniquely...

Wake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...

Candle Asada The fresh, spicy, notes of this Burrito Scented Candle will encompass you so perfectly, you'll feel like one yourself. Indulge in savory sensory bliss all day long without the high risk of creating an inversely proportional stench in the bathroom later. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility ...

Na'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...

How Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....

I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing In 1977, The Dark Lord of the Sith force-choked his way into the hearts of America! The Metal Earth Darth Vader Helmet model is a replica of arguably one of the most iconic images in the world....

A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...

Assemble Your Own Arachnid Comprises a group of more than 900 types of often hairy and very large arachnids. Most species of tarantulas are not dangerous to humans and some species have even become popular in the exotic pet trade. Their prey are insects,...

He's No Good To Me Dead Boba Fett is a Mandalorian warrior and one of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy. A genetic clone of his "father" bounty hunter Jango Fett, Boba Fett learned combat and martial skills from a young age....

I Build Models And I Know Things The iron throne is for the king of the seven kingdoms, located in the great hall of the red keep in the city of king's landing. It was forged from 1,000 swords that had been surrendered to...

Fire-Breathing Fury The most feared of all Dragon kind, Red Dragons are unmatched in their ferocity. In lore, their fiery breath has been known to lay waste to entire cities. A Model Kit Worth Its Weight In Treasure Fit for celebrating Chinese New Year...

Enjoy all the hilarity of farts without the bad smell with this fart-astic Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin. Kit includes fake poop, a fart whistle, warning signs, joke cards, noise putty and a fart bomb. This is the one gift that doesn’t stink.

Introducing the 80's Retro TV Games Controller - the perfect throwback for any gaming fan! Packed with 200 games, this nostalgic device is sure to provide endless hours of entertainment. Don't miss out on reliving the fun of the past with this epic controller!

Get ready to elevate your listening experience with the quirky and fun Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker! Boasting of color-changing LED lights, this speaker brings a touch of playfulness to your music. With its Bluetooth compatibility, the benefits of seamless connectivity are at...

Experience the thrill of roasting your marshmallows the way professionals do with the Spinmallow Marshmallow Spinner! With precision control, you'll have perfectly roasted (or slightly burned) mallows, every time. Get spinning - and devouring - today.

  Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot?...

This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...

Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...

The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

  Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...

A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...

The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...

The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...

  Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

Breakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14-1/2" wide and...

Snap! Pop! Bang! Boom! Indulge your rambunctious side with these crowd-pleasing Classic Party Snaps! Not only do they get the party poppin', but when you throw them down, they really POP! They're a classic for a reason! For outdoor use only 30 snaps per...